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Old 03-17-2007, 10:40 PM   #1
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how to make a woman happy

probably old, but i don't care


How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show
up naked
2. Bring booze
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:17 PM   #2
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I would like to add to that How to Make a Man happy list:

3. Make a sandwich and quietly leave
4. Tell a friend
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Old 03-17-2007, 11:17 PM   #3
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*hops on bike and rides away*
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Old 03-18-2007, 12:48 AM   #4
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What about the batteries gooch?
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Old 03-18-2007, 02:31 AM   #5
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shorten that entire list:

tongue skills



oh yea baby
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:41 AM   #6
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Can't complain about a woman with a bovine tongue.
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Old 03-18-2007, 09:03 AM   #7
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Can't complain about a woman with a bovine tongue.
unless the rest of her is also bovine-like.
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they also call me "balloon"
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Old 03-18-2007, 09:17 AM   #8
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unless the rest of her is also bovine-like.
Always having to push the udder aside gets old fast eh?
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Old 03-18-2007, 09:39 AM   #9
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How to make a woman happy.....Hmmm....
Have Her trained/convinced that if She is getting even a 1/4 of that list...She has hit the jackpot and shouldn't look any further.
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I would like to add to that How to Make a Man happy list:

3. Make a sandwich and quietly leave
4. Tell a friend
3. Bring a beer and quietly leave (I do my own damn sammitches...you all know this)
4. Agreed, I can give you that one
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Old 03-18-2007, 10:48 AM   #11
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4. Tell a friend, bring her along, and set up the video camera.
Fixed that for you...
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