Goddamm Car Drivers

enduramil · 01-11-2007, 10:48 PM

Thought it would only be fair to gripe about car drivers.

- The rearview mirror is not a beuty aid

- Contrary to what science fiction would have us believe we can't read minds. Signal your godamm intentions.

-Cruise control is not an autopilot, don't take a nap continue to drive

-A drivers license is not a right, it's a privlege

-A cell phone is not a parking aid

-Honking your horn in gridlock that isn't moving does not make the road mystically clear

-When in the passing lane move aside for the faster vehicles.

-Don't sit in the passing lane doing 70kmh in a 100kmh zone.

Fast Orange · 01-11-2007, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by enduramil

-A drivers license is not a right, it's a privlege

qft

TheRob · 01-11-2007, 10:53 PM

Like drinking in the stands.

enduramil · 01-11-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Bukkake

qft

Sorry, some drivers out here act like it's a right. The same people who think it's bumper cars.

Fast Orange · 01-11-2007, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by enduramil

Sorry, some drivers out here act like it's a right. The same people who think it's bumper cars.

oh sorry I meant qft as in "quoted for truth"

this qft "quit fucking talking" definition is getting everyone confused...

enduramil · 01-11-2007, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bukkake

oh sorry I meant qft as in "quoted for truth"

this qft "quit fucking talking" definition is getting everyone confused...

Personally am starting to ignore that.

coolie · 01-12-2007, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by enduramil

-A cell phone is not a parking aid

hah, awesome.

Trail Rider 1.0 · 01-12-2007, 06:01 AM

And giving a little embarassed wave with your cellphone in hand after nearly ploughing down a crosswalk full of people does not make me think any better of you.

Adam West · 01-12-2007, 06:02 AM

driving a h2 or ford excursion does not make you look cool. or a better driver at that. most likely youre so incompetent that you are a bigger threat to yourself than other drivers are to you.

GeoffG · 01-12-2007, 06:15 AM

Truf!

Heatmizer · 01-12-2007, 06:24 AM

Turn down your music.

Don't get me wrong I like to crank it too, but when you're driving around in the city and it's so loud you don't notice emergency vehicles or worse yet cut them off cause you have no idea why everyone else has stopped and don't care - well I just hope it's one of your family members they're trying to save.

hecklin at y'all · 01-12-2007, 06:29 AM

A two ton truck in four wheel drive on ice is a two ton skidding rock. SLOW DOWN WHEN IT'S SLIPPERY!!!
Tim...has a 1/4 ton. Much smaller rock.

enduramil · 01-12-2007, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Heatmizer

Turn down your music.

Don't get me wrong I like to crank it too, but when you're driving around in the city and it's so loud you don't notice emergency vehicles or worse yet cut them off cause you have no idea why everyone else has stopped and don't care - well I just hope it's one of your family members they're trying to save.

Agree. I really don't want to hear your stereo from 3 blocks away.

Heatmizer · 01-12-2007, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by enduramil

Agree. I really don't want to hear your stereo from 3 blocks away.

I really don't care about that, though yes as an old guy it can be annoying some days. It's the fact that they can not hear emergency vehicles at all that pisses me off.

sprinter · 01-12-2007, 07:36 AM

Ok I'll play

You're supposed to stop at stop signs. That's why they are red and have STOP written on them. It's really not ok for you to drive right through them. One day you're going to do it and crash into the other dude driving right through the other stop sign.

01-11-2007, 10:48 PM	#1
enduramil Team NFI Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Mr Bastard Posts: 23,554 Rep Power: 14524110	Goddamm Car Drivers Thought it would only be fair to gripe about car drivers. - The rearview mirror is not a beuty aid - Contrary to what science fiction would have us believe we can't read minds. Signal your godamm intentions. -Cruise control is not an autopilot, don't take a nap continue to drive -A drivers license is not a right, it's a privlege -A cell phone is not a parking aid -Honking your horn in gridlock that isn't moving does not make the road mystically clear -When in the passing lane move aside for the faster vehicles. -Don't sit in the passing lane doing 70kmh in a 100kmh zone. __________________ www.thisiswhy.co.uk www.teamnfi.blogspot.com/ www.woundedwarriors.ca/

01-11-2007, 10:53 PM	#3
TheRob Canadian Folk Hero Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dallas Posts: 1,194 Rep Power: 141660	Like drinking in the stands. __________________ ESC 4 Life. I create feelings in people that they themselves don't understand. "Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me." - Mayor West

01-12-2007, 06:01 AM	#8
Trail Rider 1.0 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: UBC / PoCompton Posts: 1,515 Rep Power: 52430	And giving a little embarassed wave with your cellphone in hand after nearly ploughing down a crosswalk full of people does not make me think any better of you. __________________ Way back from the old school days of NSMB...

01-12-2007, 06:29 AM	#12
hecklin at y'all Party over yet? Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,550 Rep Power: 5583	A two ton truck in four wheel drive on ice is a two ton skidding rock. SLOW DOWN WHEN IT'S SLIPPERY!!! Tim...has a 1/4 ton. Much smaller rock. __________________ Red meat is not bad for you, its green fuzzy meat that's bad for you. Synchro, Derwood, Wayne P and me - Team Newfie. No CFA's allowed.

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01-12-2007, 06:02 AM	#9
Adam West I voted for Kodos Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: not sooke Posts: 20,616 Rep Power: 21187680	driving a h2 or ford excursion does not make you look cool. or a better driver at that. most likely youre so incompetent that you are a bigger threat to yourself than other drivers are to you.

01-12-2007, 06:24 AM	#11
Heatmizer Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Langley Posts: 14,459 Rep Power: 0	Turn down your music. Don't get me wrong I like to crank it too, but when you're driving around in the city and it's so loud you don't notice emergency vehicles or worse yet cut them off cause you have no idea why everyone else has stopped and don't care - well I just hope it's one of your family members they're trying to save.

01-12-2007, 07:36 AM	#15
sprinter I Like Pie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: On The Edge Of The Universe Posts: 1,758 Rep Power: 921747	Ok I'll play You're supposed to stop at stop signs. That's why they are red and have STOP written on them. It's really not ok for you to drive right through them. One day you're going to do it and crash into the other dude driving right through the other stop sign.

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