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Old 10-27-2006, 06:11 AM   #1
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found this the other day, thought i'd share


1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers


3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra


6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron


8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetiser is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."


10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place



If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:14 AM   #2
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:49 AM   #3
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:21 AM   #4
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:34 AM   #5
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Wife won't let you answer, huh?
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:41 AM   #6
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Old 10-27-2006, 11:49 AM   #7
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What the F*** Are You On Man???
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Yeah, deep penetration is pretty key. Unfortunately it can be hard to achieve, lubrication can definitely help in some cases.
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:23 PM   #8
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mr milkman, what are your feelings on choclate milk, how about strawberry yop me momma?.
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:38 PM   #9
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Milk that you can't get in jolly old England, now STFU
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:47 PM   #10
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:53 PM   #11
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:59 PM   #12
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mr milkman, what are your feelings on choclate milk, how about strawberry yop me momma?.
Love Chocolate milk, if only Milk Inc.'s could be as good as Avalon's, I would be drinking it all the time. But it isn't , so I prefer rye whiskey. Geez I don't know how this 40% got mixed in with the 2%! What does your Mom look like? As good as Lena? Sure i'll yop her strawberry then, what's her #?
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Ohhhhh the drama, Who the hell uses the alias "Toughest Milkman"?
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Someone who just got banned under a different name?
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