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Old 02-26-2003, 07:21 AM   #1
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Drink up Retards
In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the
Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the
concept explained any better than this....



"Well, you see, Norm, it's like this...a herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And
that, Normy, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:03 AM   #2
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hahahaha ... so true!
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:10 AM   #3
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lol im gona start watchin cheers...mayb thers other stuff like that
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:14 AM   #4
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so im doing the right thing?
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Old 02-26-2003, 04:46 PM   #5
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:28 PM   #6
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ah. i was drunk when i read it so i didn't understand?
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Old 02-26-2003, 08:29 PM   #7
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ah. i was drunk when i read it so i didn't understand?
Well.....the drink is supposed to make you smarter.....but perhaps you're proving that theory to be flawed?
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holy crap fucking hilarious dude. maybe goes the same for bud, but doesnt kill as many cells?
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