how to keep your kids off dope.

Squamch · 08-21-2005, 10:38 PM

We all know that marijuana is a gateway drug to many different evil things. For instance the correlation between cocaine users that smoked marijuana prior to trying cocaine is phenomenal.

I have discoverred the gateway drug to marijuana...IT IS OXYGEN!!! 100% of people that use or have tried marijuana had experimented with breathing oxygen before they ever moved onto marijuana and other harmful substances. This proves oxygen is a gateway drug! Now that we have discovered this statistical link all we need to do is keep kids off oxygen and the drug problem will be solved.

I have compiled a short list of things you can do to keep your kids off oxygen:

1. Talk to your children about the dangers of oxygen and encourage them to hold their breath.

2. Introduce them to CO (Carbon Monoxide). We have seen a 100% success rate in keeping kids off oxygen and marijuana when the children are exposed to 60 minutes or more in a closed single car garage with an idling vehicle.

3. Asphyxiation - A coil of rope or a leather belt looped around your child's neck and held securely for 10 minutes does wonders for keeping your kid off oxygen.

4. Send them to the moon (without a helmet). A short stroll on the moon without a helmet has also shown promise for keeping your child away from the scourge of oxygen. We here at F.O.O.B. (Fathers Opposed to Oxygen Breathing) realize that not everyone can afford to send their child on an inspirational trip to the moon, so we also suggest the cheaper alternative of sending then to the bottom of the pool without a helmet.

With these simple suggestions I really believe we can stop oxygen use dead in it's tracks. Once we do that the gateway will be closed and noone will ever do marijuana again. Take a moment each day to make sure you are taking our advice and you definitely will keep your child free of oxygen and other evil drugs.

borrowed from www.overgrow.com

PegCityThrasher · 08-21-2005, 11:36 PM

Marijuana's also clearly a gate to stupidity if this post is even supposed to be considered remotely funny.

wheeler · 08-21-2005, 11:38 PM

I guess your parents didnt know about this technique. Too bad. WOuld have a saved us a lame post.

pedalhound · 08-21-2005, 11:41 PM

I have grown up in a pothead house...seen the effects of it...it is not harmless, but if you feel ya gotta do drugs for some reason...I would say it is least destructive.

kthomas · 08-21-2005, 11:49 PM

Drugs are retarded, somethings wrong with your life if you need drugs to have fun

biking_cam · 08-22-2005, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kthomas

Drugs are retarded, somethings wrong with your life if you need drugs to have fun

true dat

Jaysin · 08-22-2005, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kthomas

Drugs are retarded, somethings wrong with your life if you need drugs to have fun

dat true

Squamch · 08-22-2005, 12:53 AM

ah well, guess you guys didn't find it as amusing as I did.
sorry, hopefully someone will find it funny.

Adam West · 08-22-2005, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Squamch

ah well, guess you guys didn't find it as amusing as I did.
sorry, hopefully someone will find it funny.

rainer will he luaghs at everything.

Squamch · 08-22-2005, 12:58 AM

I don't think rainer will help the arguement

wheeler · 08-22-2005, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squamch

ah well, guess you guys didn't find it as amusing as I did.
sorry, hopefully someone will find it funny.

I dont which is funnier the on where they talked about stragling your child to death or poisoning him carbon monoxide.

Professor Frink · 08-22-2005, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by wheeler

I guess your parents didnt know about this technique. Too bad. WOuld have a saved us a lame post.

Agreed. I find this thread to be absolutely retarded.

bunny · 08-22-2005, 01:53 AM

it was too long for me to bother reading all of it but looked pretty funny. you people need to lighten up.

Squamch · 08-22-2005, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bunny

it was too long for me to bother reading all of it but looked pretty funny. you people need to lighten up.

GraYSKULL · 08-22-2005, 01:58 AM

lol ,he tried, i couldnt fishish it but it could be funny?

08-21-2005, 10:38 PM	#1
Squamch Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,976 Rep Power: 368105	how to keep your kids off dope. We all know that marijuana is a gateway drug to many different evil things. For instance the correlation between cocaine users that smoked marijuana prior to trying cocaine is phenomenal. I have discoverred the gateway drug to marijuana...IT IS OXYGEN!!! 100% of people that use or have tried marijuana had experimented with breathing oxygen before they ever moved onto marijuana and other harmful substances. This proves oxygen is a gateway drug! Now that we have discovered this statistical link all we need to do is keep kids off oxygen and the drug problem will be solved. I have compiled a short list of things you can do to keep your kids off oxygen: 1. Talk to your children about the dangers of oxygen and encourage them to hold their breath. 2. Introduce them to CO (Carbon Monoxide). We have seen a 100% success rate in keeping kids off oxygen and marijuana when the children are exposed to 60 minutes or more in a closed single car garage with an idling vehicle. 3. Asphyxiation - A coil of rope or a leather belt looped around your child's neck and held securely for 10 minutes does wonders for keeping your kid off oxygen. 4. Send them to the moon (without a helmet). A short stroll on the moon without a helmet has also shown promise for keeping your child away from the scourge of oxygen. We here at F.O.O.B. (Fathers Opposed to Oxygen Breathing) realize that not everyone can afford to send their child on an inspirational trip to the moon, so we also suggest the cheaper alternative of sending then to the bottom of the pool without a helmet. With these simple suggestions I really believe we can stop oxygen use dead in it's tracks. Once we do that the gateway will be closed and noone will ever do marijuana again. Take a moment each day to make sure you are taking our advice and you definitely will keep your child free of oxygen and other evil drugs. borrowed from www.overgrow.com __________________ Trucks and Guns.

08-21-2005, 11:36 PM	#2
PegCityThrasher Joe Fixit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Left side L.A. Posts: 2,209 Rep Power: 11	Marijuana's also clearly a gate to stupidity if this post is even supposed to be considered remotely funny. __________________ I'm not only president of Head Clubbing for Men, I'm also a client.

08-21-2005, 11:41 PM	#4
pedalhound Artist formerly known as mudpuppy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Victoria Posts: 9,116 Rep Power: 2725281	I have grown up in a pothead house...seen the effects of it...it is not harmless, but if you feel ya gotta do drugs for some reason...I would say it is least destructive. __________________ The Mountain Bike Life

08-22-2005, 12:53 AM	#8
Squamch Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,976 Rep Power: 368105	ah well, guess you guys didn't find it as amusing as I did. sorry, hopefully someone will find it funny. __________________ Trucks and Guns.

08-22-2005, 12:58 AM	#10
Squamch Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,976 Rep Power: 368105	I don't think rainer will help the arguement __________________ Trucks and Guns.

08-21-2005, 11:38 PM	#3
wheeler I have no bike. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: back where i belong Posts: 4,087 Rep Power: 33224	I guess your parents didnt know about this technique. Too bad. WOuld have a saved us a lame post.

08-21-2005, 11:49 PM	#5
kthomas Expat in 'Merica Join Date: May 2004 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 3,051 Rep Power: 2610400	Drugs are retarded, somethings wrong with your life if you need drugs to have fun

08-22-2005, 01:53 AM	#13
bunny wooptydoo Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: frolicking in the hay Posts: 3,115 Rep Power: 24042	it was too long for me to bother reading all of it but looked pretty funny. you people need to lighten up. __________________ ride a horse! 1200 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs... but riding bikes is still fun!

08-22-2005, 01:58 AM	#15
GraYSKULL Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 17 Rep Power: 0	lol ,he tried, i couldnt fishish it but it could be funny? __________________ Damn..... that was hateful...

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