How many 5 year olds could you fight at once?

BuckChoklit · 03-26-2005, 12:31 AM

The rules:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

- You are not allowed to touch a wall.

- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."

- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.

- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

I think I could do about 50 beofre becoming to tired and needing a nap. Maybe 75-90 if it was a year ago when I was at my physical prime....

gooch · 03-26-2005, 12:40 AM

I've sparred with 3 adults at the same time, all about 30 lbs more than me, and won, 5 year olds wouldn't stand a chance.

The only reason I would stop would be from a blister on my foot from kicking so much ass

RideCraft · 03-26-2005, 12:41 AM

75-90
at once? don't you think you'd get bogged down and swarmed?

Silk · 03-26-2005, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RideCraft
75-90
at once? don't you think you'd get bogged down and swarmed?

I would also think so

Just like the Parana kids. Any tourist gets targeted ends up wearing nothing but a smile and a very confused look on his/her face in under a minute.

tacklebox · 03-26-2005, 01:00 AM

1

ScottO · 03-26-2005, 01:02 AM

Are these kids coming at you rapidly one by one or in a swarm?

eddiebrannan · 03-26-2005, 01:03 AM

how many ya got?

.glib · 03-26-2005, 01:14 AM

Would they be able to stack themselves up transformer-style to form some sort of super-fighter?

illomatic · 03-26-2005, 01:21 AM

Easily 70 to 100.

Kids are easily confused - all you'd have to do is win them over with candy and then you'd have your own army....

Don't forget kids are usually pretty light too and can be used as weapons (think swinging by the ankles).

Patrick Bateman · 03-26-2005, 01:28 AM

if it's a basketball court, you could easily run and kick and dwindle them down. One kick in the face and the kid would be out

eddiebrannan · 03-26-2005, 02:08 AM

sounds fun. can we organise it?

roflcopter · 03-26-2005, 02:11 AM

just stick your arms out and spin like a helicopter till you barf, thehn they will give you a break cause they will be all grossed out and not wanna get near ya. then you can do it again

gearwh0re · 03-26-2005, 02:17 AM

way more than 100. grab a light weight one and start swinging him or her. have you guys seen a 5 year old recently? they are walking babies

gooch · 03-26-2005, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gearwh0re
way more than 100. grab a light weight one and start swinging him or her. have you guys seen a 5 year old recently? they are walking babies

You'd gas in 5 minutes tubby

gearwh0re · 03-26-2005, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gooch
You'd gas in 5 minutes tubby

GOLD JERRY, GOLD!

03-26-2005, 12:31 AM	#1
BuckChoklit resident jerk. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dance floor Posts: 2,231 Rep Power: 71	How many 5 year olds could you fight at once? The rules: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. - The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. I think I could do about 50 beofre becoming to tired and needing a nap. Maybe 75-90 if it was a year ago when I was at my physical prime.... __________________ FLY TRINITY! FLY! ██████ L I V E S T R O N G ██████ SEVEN STRAIGHT SUCKA!

03-26-2005, 12:40 AM	#2
gooch Team JRA Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Whistler Posts: 23,013 Rep Power: 505017	I've sparred with 3 adults at the same time, all about 30 lbs more than me, and won, 5 year olds wouldn't stand a chance. The only reason I would stop would be from a blister on my foot from kicking so much ass __________________ meh

03-26-2005, 01:03 AM	#7
eddiebrannan prepare to die Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 4,527 Rep Power: 234	how many ya got? __________________ http://www.somethinginthewaymag.com

03-26-2005, 01:14 AM	#8
.glib poly Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 13,439 Rep Power: 166829	Would they be able to stack themselves up transformer-style to form some sort of super-fighter? __________________ This space intentionally left blank.

03-26-2005, 01:21 AM	#9
illomatic Non-Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: East Sooke BC (Victoria) Posts: 886 Rep Power: 11	Easily 70 to 100. Kids are easily confused - all you'd have to do is win them over with candy and then you'd have your own army.... Don't forget kids are usually pretty light too and can be used as weapons (think swinging by the ankles). __________________ "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." ~Epictetus

03-26-2005, 12:41 AM	#3
RideCraft got street spirit? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Victoria/Bella Coola Posts: 1,388 Rep Power: 847	75-90 at once? don't you think you'd get bogged down and swarmed?

03-26-2005, 01:00 AM	#5
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03-26-2005, 01:02 AM	#6
ScottO slowmotionrewind Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Coquitlam, BC Posts: 1,694 Rep Power: 1015	Are these kids coming at you rapidly one by one or in a swarm?

03-26-2005, 01:28 AM	#10
Patrick Bateman Registered NBR 'nutjob' Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 8,329 Rep Power: 0	if it's a basketball court, you could easily run and kick and dwindle them down. One kick in the face and the kid would be out

03-26-2005, 02:08 AM	#11
eddiebrannan prepare to die Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 4,527 Rep Power: 234	sounds fun. can we organise it? __________________ http://www.somethinginthewaymag.com

03-26-2005, 02:11 AM	#12
roflcopter Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 92 Rep Power: 0	just stick your arms out and spin like a helicopter till you barf, thehn they will give you a break cause they will be all grossed out and not wanna get near ya. then you can do it again

03-26-2005, 02:17 AM	#13
gearwh0re Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: meh (heeco) Posts: 19,054 Rep Power: 198005	way more than 100. grab a light weight one and start swinging him or her. have you guys seen a 5 year old recently? they are walking babies __________________ turn off sigs...it will change your life

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