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Old 02-21-2005, 10:02 PM   #1
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Swass solutions?
I have a big problem with swass, a minor problem with gwass, but more so just the swass. Down here in Mexico, its super amplified. Today I entered a van that was sittin out in 35ish heat allllll day, so it was like a sauna in there. I had just came from sitting through a long speech in the heat of the day, so the swass had already begun. Now, by the time I was out of this van I had damn well near swassed through my pants. Which got me thinking, what can be done about this? Ideas? Comments?
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:06 PM   #2
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:08 PM   #3
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I was thinking using Pads, but, for my ass. you know?
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:10 PM   #4
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yah same thing...... that's just nasty!
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:12 PM   #5
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nasty, or sexy?
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:16 PM   #6
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so swass eh? well for those of you that wanting to kno wat swass is well sit back n relax cuz im goin to tell u!

Sogey Wet Ass Smelling Shit there thats ur lesson for the day!
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:24 PM   #7
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Honestly. Baby powder! I use it when I work in the summer so I always feel fresh "down there".
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:35 PM   #8
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Damnit tamm. Your drunk again. That anagram doesnt make sense.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:37 PM   #9
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Honestly. Baby powder! I use it when I work in the summer so I always feel fresh "down there".
Does that really work? Ive heard thats good for mysterious rashes too....not that id know...you know.....just something ive heard. What about shaving my ass? Think thatd cut it down?
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:42 PM   #10
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This thread just keeps gettin better and better.......

Shaving your butt.......... hahaha

Naw, wax that a..
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:48 PM   #11
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Talc Powder. I think that is the spelling of it. I know calvin klein and other people like that make such a thing for the swalls and swass.

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Old 02-21-2005, 11:07 PM   #13
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aaaaaaaahahah oh lord are you serious? I could buy CK anti-swass powder? Would girls then be mysteriously attracted to my ass and gooch? Cuz, if so, thatd be pretty cool.
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Then id just swass up my pants even worse


But seriously, shaving, would that help? I mean, shaving your head keeps you cooler...so....
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Old 02-21-2005, 11:14 PM   #15
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But seriously, shaving, would that help? I mean, shaving your head keeps you cooler...so....
NO

Think about it, sweaty bare skin covered in swass. Your underwear would bunch up and stick to your body so bad... yuck
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