ahhah funny drunk story

Grimace · 01-20-2003, 04:39 AM

we were hanging out at my freinds apt drinking some wobbly pops my freind has to pee so he just goes off the belcony and pees on two kids then later on a girl that was with us had to puke so she went off the belcony and puked on the same kids that my freind peed on

Propagandhi · 01-20-2003, 05:10 AM

A couple months ago, I was so hammered. And I was pissing on the doors of a local elementary school. But my dick hit my belt, and I was wobling around, cause it was hard to stand up, and I pissed all over my pants.

WingerDinger · 01-20-2003, 05:11 AM

Thanks for sharing.

Zaskar · 01-20-2003, 05:13 AM

hahaha when i'm drunk any place is a good place when it comes to takin a piss.

Lady Gravity · 01-20-2003, 05:14 AM

EWWWWW geez I would rather have not known

I was at a bar and some drunk dood threw his beer bottle in the air and it came down on my head...does that count?

Propagandhi · 01-20-2003, 05:16 AM

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Originally posted by Lady Gravity
EWWWWW geez I would rather have not known

I was at a bar and some drunk dood threw his beer bottle in the air and it came down on my head...does that count?

Some guy smashed a bottle over my lame 80's step dad head, and he's got scars on his face from it.

Grimace · 01-20-2003, 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by Lady Gravity
EWWWWW geez I would rather have not known

I was at a bar and some drunk dood threw his beer bottle in the air and it came down on my head...does that count?

does it involve public unrination?

Lady Gravity · 01-20-2003, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by Grimace
does it involve public unrination?

Hmmm who knows...didn't pee on me but the dance floor was awfully wet looking

Try being a girl trying to take a leak when you're drunk ... ahahaha it's SO not fair. Probably my most memorable "in the public eye" was near the whistler gondy at around 1 am

Zaskar · 01-20-2003, 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by Lady Gravity
Hmmm who knows...didn't pee on me but the dance floor was awfully wet looking

Try being a girl trying to take a leak when you're drunk ... ahahaha it's SO not fair. Probably my most memorable "in the public eye" was near the whistler gondy at around 1 am

was that when we were camping? hahahaha

Lady Gravity · 01-20-2003, 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by Zaskar
was that when we were camping? hahahaha

yeah

DangerousDean · 01-20-2003, 05:28 AM

yeah when im wasted i piss anywere.... even carpets

eww.. lol

i also pissed on a dog once

Propagandhi · 01-20-2003, 05:40 AM

my friends brother pissed in one of those gas station windsheild wiper holders. with the cleaner in it, and he waved to the camera when he was doing it.

BiG D · 01-20-2003, 05:56 AM

haha me and my buddy were walkin around fuckin juiced and there was this car that had its door open..
.the rest is history hahaha

marksnet · 01-20-2003, 06:06 AM

haha friday night me and zach were drinkin and had to walk home. on the way i find this wack cd that says a bunch of chinese shit and wont even play. i think its a dvd though. we get there and he goes to the comp room. i say fuckit im goin to bed. i go into the wrong room. i went into his sisters room that is a year younger than me and she ahs a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. i sleep in there for about an hour when one of them wakes up to find me in there bed. they kick me out and i didnl;t even know what was goin on so i stumble out and get a minus 100 degree sleeping bag and cook myself sleeping in zachs real room on the floor ontop of multiple things. in the morning the girl was saying how i kept on trying to hug her saying "im so cold give my my blanket". hahaha oh god, it was a good night. then in the morning my friend jason comes at 1030 in the morning and gets our lazy asses out of bed and we go for a dirt jump sesh for a good 3 hours. i had nothing to eat before except one glass of water. i was in a trance though and could barely notice i was pedaling. ahhaha

bigbadburt · 01-20-2003, 06:46 AM

got completly hosed, walked to a mall and then passed out in mall, all i remember.

01-20-2003, 04:39 AM	#1
Grimace Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 4,581 Rep Power: 1062025	ahhah funny drunk story we were hanging out at my freinds apt drinking some wobbly pops my freind has to pee so he just goes off the belcony and pees on two kids then later on a girl that was with us had to puke so she went off the belcony and puked on the same kids that my freind peed on

01-20-2003, 06:46 AM	#15
bigbadburt Your Vanity Pimps You Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: nanaimo BC Posts: 1,458 Rep Power: 11	got completly hosed, walked to a mall and then passed out in mall, all i remember. __________________ http://bigbadburt.deviantart.com/

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Propagandhi U.T.F Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Langley Posts: 2,557 Rep Power: 0	A couple months ago, I was so hammered. And I was pissing on the doors of a local elementary school. But my dick hit my belt, and I was wobling around, cause it was hard to stand up, and I pissed all over my pants.

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WingerDinger Langley Coolcat Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Langley, B.C., Canada Posts: 552 Rep Power: 6264	Thanks for sharing.

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Zaskar back in the ussr Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,718 Rep Power: 6312	hahaha when i'm drunk any place is a good place when it comes to takin a piss.

01-20-2003, 05:14 AM	#5
Lady Gravity meow? Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Heaven on earth for biking Posts: 18,298 Rep Power: 4650292	EWWWWW geez I would rather have not known I was at a bar and some drunk dood threw his beer bottle in the air and it came down on my head...does that count?

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DangerousDean DIRTBAG - with a mustache Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ft.McMurray Alberta Posts: 6,488 Rep Power: 0	yeah when im wasted i piss anywere.... even carpets eww.. lol i also pissed on a dog once

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Propagandhi U.T.F Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Langley Posts: 2,557 Rep Power: 0	my friends brother pissed in one of those gas station windsheild wiper holders. with the cleaner in it, and he waved to the camera when he was doing it.

01-20-2003, 05:56 AM	#13
BiG D Own Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Richmond BC Canada Posts: 2,065 Rep Power: 0	haha me and my buddy were walkin around fuckin juiced and there was this car that had its door open.. .the rest is history hahaha

01-20-2003, 06:06 AM	#14
marksnet Ocean Mark Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: van island Posts: 1,144 Rep Power: 11	haha friday night me and zach were drinkin and had to walk home. on the way i find this wack cd that says a bunch of chinese shit and wont even play. i think its a dvd though. we get there and he goes to the comp room. i say fuckit im goin to bed. i go into the wrong room. i went into his sisters room that is a year younger than me and she ahs a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. i sleep in there for about an hour when one of them wakes up to find me in there bed. they kick me out and i didnl;t even know what was goin on so i stumble out and get a minus 100 degree sleeping bag and cook myself sleeping in zachs real room on the floor ontop of multiple things. in the morning the girl was saying how i kept on trying to hug her saying "im so cold give my my blanket". hahaha oh god, it was a good night. then in the morning my friend jason comes at 1030 in the morning and gets our lazy asses out of bed and we go for a dirt jump sesh for a good 3 hours. i had nothing to eat before except one glass of water. i was in a trance though and could barely notice i was pedaling. ahhaha