thats right mutha 9.6 million dollars richer

Grimace · 01-12-2003, 09:02 AM

ATTN: Tennyson kelly_

I am Barrister Gidado Ahmed. I am the Attorney to Mr. Fredrick Kelly, a
national of your country, who used to work with shell petroleum and development
company(SPDC) in Nigeria.On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and
their three children lost their lives in a ghastly motor accident along Shagamu
Express Road. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to
locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved
abortive.After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his
relatives on the net, to locate any member of his family but to no avail, hence
I contacted you. The intent is for you to assist me in repatraiting the money
and property left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared
unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits werelodged. Particularly,
the Bank where the deceased had an account totalling 9.6 million dollars has
issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated
within the next ten official working days. Since i have been unsuccesfull in
locating the the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present
you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are from the same country so
that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.6 million dollars can be paid to
you and then you and me can share the funds as follows: 55% to me and 40% to
you,while 5% should be for expenses or tax as the transaction may require. I
have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may
make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law. You may get back to me
soonest for details.

hahahahahahhahahahahaha what a crock of shit
Regards,

Gidado Ahmed(S.A.N

FruitOfTheLude · 01-12-2003, 09:19 AM

you could buy lots of girls and candy with that like that marcy playground sone, but instead of smelling sex and candy you would be buying it and you could have it forever, well at least the sex, you would probably eat the candy

Grimace · 01-12-2003, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by FruitOfTheLude
you could buy lots of girls and candy with that like that marcy playground sone, but instead of smelling sex and candy you would be buying it and you could have it forever, well at least the sex, you would probably eat the candy

yah ill try that

Nelson · 01-12-2003, 09:55 AM

OMG i got an email the other day from a guy wanting to travel back in time, and needed a TZR4000 thingy and was wondering if i was selling one....it was bizarre....

Kirill · 01-12-2003, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Nelson_r_m
OMG i got an email the other day from a guy wanting to travel back in time, and needed a TZR4000 thingy and was wondering if i was selling one....it was bizarre....

my quesion is what was that guy on??? a combination of star trek + E???

Pennywise · 01-12-2003, 06:27 PM

yeah no comment
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Norman · 01-12-2003, 07:10 PM

Send an email back to the guy pretending to be some recluse psychotic millionaire who will isn't happy that you contacted him. Act mad... and crazy.

Kirill · 01-12-2003, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Norman
Send an email back to the guy pretending to be some recluse psychotic millionaire who will isn't happy that you contacted him. Act mad... and crazy.

wise words

01-12-2003, 09:02 AM	#1
Grimace Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 4,581 Rep Power: 1062025	thats right mutha 9.6 million dollars richer ATTN: Tennyson kelly_ I am Barrister Gidado Ahmed. I am the Attorney to Mr. Fredrick Kelly, a national of your country, who used to work with shell petroleum and development company(SPDC) in Nigeria.On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their three children lost their lives in a ghastly motor accident along Shagamu Express Road. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved abortive.After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives on the net, to locate any member of his family but to no avail, hence I contacted you. The intent is for you to assist me in repatraiting the money and property left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits werelodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account totalling 9.6 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within the next ten official working days. Since i have been unsuccesfull in locating the the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are from the same country so that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.6 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the funds as follows: 55% to me and 40% to you,while 5% should be for expenses or tax as the transaction may require. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. You may get back to me soonest for details. hahahahahahhahahahahaha what a crock of shit Regards, Gidado Ahmed(S.A.N

01-12-2003, 09:19 AM	#2
FruitOfTheLude EXTRRREREEEEM Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In your yard terrorizing chickens Posts: 2,974 Rep Power: 18	you could buy lots of girls and candy with that like that marcy playground sone, but instead of smelling sex and candy you would be buying it and you could have it forever, well at least the sex, you would probably eat the candy __________________ If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, 'cause I'm gunna burn one down - Ben Harper

01-12-2003, 06:27 PM	#6
Pennywise compulsive womaniser Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Stonewall, Manitoba Posts: 3,496 Rep Power: 545	yeah no comment ________ Drug Testing Kit Last edited by Pennywise; 04-03-2011 at 07:34 AM.

01-12-2003, 07:10 PM	#7
Norman Finance ninja Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: burnaby Posts: 9,114 Rep Power: 666	Send an email back to the guy pretending to be some recluse psychotic millionaire who will isn't happy that you contacted him. Act mad... and crazy. __________________ My photos \| Green Avocado Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid. Guns kill people just like pens cause spelling mistakes, cars create drunk drivers and spoons create fat people.

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Nelson Click Click Click Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 12,587 Rep Power: 34177	OMG i got an email the other day from a guy wanting to travel back in time, and needed a TZR4000 thingy and was wondering if i was selling one....it was bizarre....

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