Keepin' it real, for real.

Spaztic · 12-31-2003, 11:38 PM

All you fancy-pants kids with your shock bikes and little wood jumpy-jumps in the woods. With your white hoodies, sideways baseball caps, your "yo's" and your "pimps", "bling" and your "blang". Your oversized frolicsome designer bicycling outfits, your mothers' mercedes and your inability to speak properly in ebonics! I leave with you a Haiku from a good friend and a couple photos of the REAL ghetto stylez that eludes you all.

"your crotch is target

my fist will connect with much...

...fury, you my bitch"

Spaztic · 12-31-2003, 11:40 PM

Take that, loathsome peons!

Neo · 12-31-2003, 11:48 PM

sweet oldschool ghetto

Heatmizer · 12-31-2003, 11:59 PM

This is what happens when color blind people play with spray paint

It would be more impressive if you had some real crappy and colorful tires on their too instead of Michelins, but I guess if you actually intend on riding it good rubber is a plus

Zedbra · 01-01-2004, 01:00 AM

You just need a few pinner Panaracer tires - like a Smoke (in white) and that baby is complete.

freerider guy · 01-01-2004, 01:27 AM

It's funny cause my mom does actually drive a mercedes

12-31-2003, 11:38 PM	#1
Spaztic Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 398 Rep Power: 314127	Keepin' it real, for real. All you fancy-pants kids with your shock bikes and little wood jumpy-jumps in the woods. With your white hoodies, sideways baseball caps, your "yo's" and your "pimps", "bling" and your "blang". Your oversized frolicsome designer bicycling outfits, your mothers' mercedes and your inability to speak properly in ebonics! I leave with you a Haiku from a good friend and a couple photos of the REAL ghetto stylez that eludes you all. "your crotch is target my fist will connect with much... ...fury, you my bitch"

01-01-2004, 01:00 AM	#5
Zedbra Beer Shop Steward Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Squish Posts: 12,597 Rep Power: 21474849	You just need a few pinner Panaracer tires - like a Smoke (in white) and that baby is complete. __________________ Squampton B Team

01-01-2004, 01:27 AM	#6
freerider guy Hack Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: N.Van Posts: 2,867 Rep Power: 29407	It's funny cause my mom does actually drive a mercedes __________________ www.nsmba.bc.ca www.imba.com/canada www.endlessbiking.com

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12-31-2003, 11:40 PM	#2
Spaztic Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 398 Rep Power: 314127	Take that, loathsome peons!

12-31-2003, 11:48 PM	#3
Neo Keanu Reeves is immortal Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: westshore Posts: 14,371 Rep Power: 16321	sweet oldschool ghetto

12-31-2003, 11:59 PM	#4
Heatmizer Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Langley Posts: 14,459 Rep Power: 0	This is what happens when color blind people play with spray paint It would be more impressive if you had some real crappy and colorful tires on their too instead of Michelins, but I guess if you actually intend on riding it good rubber is a plus