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Old 12-26-2002, 10:10 PM   #1
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americans vs. canadians

(the temperature is in farenheit)

70 above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
Harleys start, but idle roughly.
People in Manitoba go swimming in the lkes.

60 above
North Carolinians cancel outside sporting events.
People in Manitoba plant gardens.

50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Harleys have a hard time starting.
People in Manitoba sunbathe.

40 above
Italian & English cars won't start. Harleys won't start unless
jumped.
People in Manitoba drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes. Harleys start leaking more than just
oil.
Seniors citizens in Manitoba wear long sleeve shirts.

20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly
hats.
God has to be involved to get a Harley to start.
People in Manitoba throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Manitoba have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0
People in Miami Flee to Cuba...
Manitoba people wear hats when outside.

-20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Manitoba get out their winter coats.

-40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Manitoba are selling cookies door to
door.

-60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Manitoba Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Manitoba rent some videos.

-100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
College students in Manitoba get frustrated because they
can't thaw the keg.

-297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Manitoba complain about farmers with cold hands.

-460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Manitoba start saying, "Kinda cold, eh?"

-500 below
Hell freezes over.
Schools buses in Manitoba run one hour late.
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Old 12-26-2002, 11:22 PM   #2
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Old 12-27-2002, 03:28 AM   #3
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Even thought im from the US thats still very funny i don't think the part about the Harly's is true though, id some people from Hell's Angeles read that..i would not want to be around them
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Old 12-27-2002, 10:14 PM   #4
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Very good.
I agree the Harley thing is kinda wrong. Also, in Ohio, 50F feels like a heat wave in December.
Here are a few to add, and most are true.
First snowfall in Ohio, no one can drive.
Two inches of snow in Washington D.C., all business close and work is cancelled.
Snow starts falling in North Carolina, everyone rushes home from work and school.
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Old 12-28-2002, 03:10 AM   #5
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ba haha, its so true
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Old 12-28-2002, 06:34 AM   #8
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