americans vs. canadians

Pennywise · 12-26-2002, 10:10 PM

(the temperature is in farenheit)

70 above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
Harleys start, but idle roughly.
People in Manitoba go swimming in the lkes.

60 above
North Carolinians cancel outside sporting events.
People in Manitoba plant gardens.

50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Harleys have a hard time starting.
People in Manitoba sunbathe.

40 above
Italian & English cars won't start. Harleys won't start unless
jumped.
People in Manitoba drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes. Harleys start leaking more than just
oil.
Seniors citizens in Manitoba wear long sleeve shirts.

20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly
hats.
God has to be involved to get a Harley to start.
People in Manitoba throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Manitoba have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0
People in Miami Flee to Cuba...
Manitoba people wear hats when outside.

-20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Manitoba get out their winter coats.

-40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Manitoba are selling cookies door to
door.

-60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Manitoba Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

-80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Manitoba rent some videos.

-100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
College students in Manitoba get frustrated because they
can't thaw the keg.

-297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Manitoba complain about farmers with cold hands.

-460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Manitoba start saying, "Kinda cold, eh?"

-500 below
Hell freezes over.
Schools buses in Manitoba run one hour late.
________
Mary jane

gimped · 12-26-2002, 11:22 PM

That's hillarious yet true.

Titec- · 12-27-2002, 03:28 AM

Even thought im from the US thats still very funny

i don't think the part about the Harly's is true though, id some people from Hell's Angeles read that..i would not want to be around them

Rusty · 12-27-2002, 10:14 PM

Very good.

I agree the Harley thing is kinda wrong. Also, in Ohio, 50F feels like a heat wave in December.
Here are a few to add, and most are true.
First snowfall in Ohio, no one can drive.
Two inches of snow in Washington D.C., all business close and work is cancelled.
Snow starts falling in North Carolina, everyone rushes home from work and school.

v 10 rider · 12-28-2002, 03:10 AM

ba haha, its so true

Taylor_P · 12-28-2002, 06:28 AM

hilarious, i laughed so hard....

Crazy Muh Fuga · 12-28-2002, 06:29 AM

12-28-2002, 06:34 AM

so true

ronald55555 · 12-28-2002, 06:36 AM

haha good read

haha, look at blah, he has an extra section in his info on the left

Good Posts: 3
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NOM4D · 12-28-2002, 08:47 AM

manawhosawhere?

durtymonkee · 01-01-2003, 12:28 AM

That was pretty funny

12-26-2002, 10:10 PM	#1
Pennywise compulsive womaniser Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Stonewall, Manitoba Posts: 3,496 Rep Power: 545	americans vs. canadians (the temperature is in farenheit) 70 above Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. Harleys start, but idle roughly. People in Manitoba go swimming in the lkes. 60 above North Carolinians cancel outside sporting events. People in Manitoba plant gardens. 50 above Californians shiver uncontrollably. Harleys have a hard time starting. People in Manitoba sunbathe. 40 above Italian & English cars won't start. Harleys won't start unless jumped. People in Manitoba drive with the windows down. 32 above Distilled water freezes. Harleys start leaking more than just oil. Seniors citizens in Manitoba wear long sleeve shirts. 20 above Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. God has to be involved to get a Harley to start. People in Manitoba throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Manitoba have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 People in Miami Flee to Cuba... Manitoba people wear hats when outside. -20 below Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Manitoba get out their winter coats. -40 below Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Manitoba are selling cookies door to door. -60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Manitoba Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. -80 below Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Manitoba rent some videos. -100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. College students in Manitoba get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. -297 below Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Manitoba complain about farmers with cold hands. -460 below ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Manitoba start saying, "Kinda cold, eh?" -500 below Hell freezes over. Schools buses in Manitoba run one hour late. ________ Mary jane Last edited by Pennywise; 04-03-2011 at 07:20 AM.

12-26-2002, 11:22 PM	#2
gimped Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Valley...Lynn Valley Posts: 641 Rep Power: 11	That's hillarious yet true. __________________ lesbiens, and I don't mean the good kind.

12-27-2002, 10:14 PM	#4
Rusty Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Cuyahoga Falls, OH, USA Posts: 464 Rep Power: 201	Very good. I agree the Harley thing is kinda wrong. Also, in Ohio, 50F feels like a heat wave in December. Here are a few to add, and most are true. First snowfall in Ohio, no one can drive. Two inches of snow in Washington D.C., all business close and work is cancelled. Snow starts falling in North Carolina, everyone rushes home from work and school. __________________ drifting...yet again...

12-28-2002, 06:28 AM	#6
Taylor_P Relaxed Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: BC Posts: 3,790 Rep Power: 402979	hilarious, i laughed so hard.... __________________

12-28-2002, 06:29 AM	#7
Crazy Muh Fuga Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Duncan, BC Posts: 232 Rep Power: 0	__________________ Danny

12-27-2002, 03:28 AM	#3
Titec- The BEAST Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: East Coast; CT Posts: 167 Rep Power: 20	Even thought im from the US thats still very funny i don't think the part about the Harly's is true though, id some people from Hell's Angeles read that..i would not want to be around them

12-28-2002, 03:10 AM	#5
v 10 rider 87 ford f 250 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: whistler Posts: 826 Rep Power: 29	ba haha, its so true

12-28-2002, 06:36 AM	#9
ronald55555 5555555555 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,891 Rep Power: 41	haha good read haha, look at blah, he has an extra section in his info on the left Good Posts: 3 Posts: 1665

12-28-2002, 08:47 AM	#10
NOM4D BROHAN Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 510 Posts: 1,234 Rep Power: 128	manawhosawhere? __________________ intelligent designer jeans cornichons > dills

01-01-2003, 12:28 AM	#11
durtymonkee Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Redding, California Posts: 40 Rep Power: 0	That was pretty funny

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Tony G Guest Posts: n/a	so true