FUN night last night!

BAC5.2 · 10-12-2003, 01:44 AM

I turned 18 on Tuesday (Oct 7th) and this weekend (the 10th) is when we celebrated.

Started off the night at around 10:00pm.

Drove to a strip club. It was alright. First stripper was awesome. Grabbed the money from my buddies mouth with her tits, and kissed me for mine (kind of weird kissing a stripper, but I figure'd she hadn't been sucking to much dick seeing how early it was).

Second stripper was probally one of the nastiest chicks I've ever seen. She leaned foward and her tit's looked like nuts with nipples. Just disgusting. To top that off, she had stretch marks all over her stomach and ass, and some crusty shit on her cooter. Killed any chance of a hardon within the next half hour.

Another nasty ass stripper demanded $2 from my buddy. He obliged, I have her $1. She was walking away and a $5 fell out of her garter. My buddy grabbed it and gained money from when he came in.

Then there was this weird stripper (we didn't sit at the bar for this one) that had a TAIL! Dancin around with a little nubbin above her ass. I couldn't stop laughing. I couldn't make eye contact with the poor woman. She was cleanin up though. Maybe out of pity for the tail.

Next stripper was amazing. She was this Asian girl. Definately one of the hottest ones there. Gave her a $1 for her troubles.

At 12:00 we were going to go home and they called everyone down to the bottom stage. We went down and they were giving away hot seats (lap dance on stage). I got called up (#3 called, lol) and got this one chick with an AWESOME rack. It was great, but the people that actually get off in a strip club have some serious problems.

Then we went back to campus and I toked for the first time (twice actually, lol). I took like 10 or 12 hits total over the course of 2 hours. I was pretty fucked up for a few hours (started at around 2:00am and was up until like 4:45 or 5:00am).

Then we drank like 1/4 of a fifth of Jim Beam Whiskey and fucked up some frat rock deal (one of the frats around here put some rocks in their letters on a hill and gaurd it. The fucker fell asleep, so we fucked up the rocks, stole a few of them, and broke all of the eggs they were gaurding them with).

It was a fun night. I'm glad I'm finally 18

Rusty · 10-12-2003, 01:50 AM

Interesting night. So are you addicted to strip clubs now?

There is a rock on campus here that the frat boys like to paint. I was going to organize a group to strip the rock an guard it with "hot" paintball guns.

Purecanadianhoney · 10-12-2003, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by BAC5.2
I turned 18 on Tuesday (Oct 7th)

It shows. Boy, does it ever show!

BAC5.2 · 10-12-2003, 01:57 AM

Nah, I'll go to the titty bar's, but I've got better things to spend my money on. Strip clubs don't do much but make me want to get some. And that ain't gonna happen to often at a strip club, so I'll stick to getting drunk with some females.

BAC5.2 · 10-12-2003, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Purecanadianhoney
It shows. Boy, does it ever show!

What now?

Rusty · 10-12-2003, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BAC5.2
so I'll stick to getting drunk with some females

"liquid courage". Good things can come from this. But, you are young, so be very cautious of the dreaded "beer goggles".

BAC5.2 · 10-12-2003, 02:04 AM

Oh dude, fear not the beer goggles. If I would be hooking up with anyone, it would be my ex-girlfriend. We broke up, but I don't remember why.

You don't live THAT far from me. We should get together sometime and ride (for a weekend or something). Gotta sport the Banshee crew.

Rusty · 10-12-2003, 02:07 AM

I am supposed to come see my uncle and family next spring or summer for sure. I think this year may be out of the question though. Then again, we could organize a ride at Seven Springs, PA and get some other people to come.

BAC5.2 · 10-12-2003, 02:14 AM

I'm down. 7 Springs is 2 hours north east of me I rekon. We could ski/board over the winter too.

IIRC, your Uncle and everyone live in the Damascus Area? If it's in the spring, then that's awesome. I will be out west at Yosemite National Park being a ranger over the summer I believe.

Mr. Charles · 10-12-2003, 02:15 AM

.

<------hey!

Rusty · 10-12-2003, 02:24 AM

BAC5.2, yeah they are in Damascus. It would be before June for sure. Too bad I don't ski or snowboard (tried snowboarding once and could not walk the next day).

BoyBoy, I knew you were local but I am the worst person when it comes to getting people together. But if you have a bike (that works?) PM me because some friends and I are going to rent out Chenga for a Friday night, hopefully around the end of the month.

10-12-2003, 01:44 AM	#1
BAC5.2 DCLXVI Join Date: May 2003 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 4,240 Rep Power: 0	FUN night last night! I turned 18 on Tuesday (Oct 7th) and this weekend (the 10th) is when we celebrated. Started off the night at around 10:00pm. Drove to a strip club. It was alright. First stripper was awesome. Grabbed the money from my buddies mouth with her tits, and kissed me for mine (kind of weird kissing a stripper, but I figure'd she hadn't been sucking to much dick seeing how early it was). Second stripper was probally one of the nastiest chicks I've ever seen. She leaned foward and her tit's looked like nuts with nipples. Just disgusting. To top that off, she had stretch marks all over her stomach and ass, and some crusty shit on her cooter. Killed any chance of a hardon within the next half hour. Another nasty ass stripper demanded $2 from my buddy. He obliged, I have her $1. She was walking away and a $5 fell out of her garter. My buddy grabbed it and gained money from when he came in. Then there was this weird stripper (we didn't sit at the bar for this one) that had a TAIL! Dancin around with a little nubbin above her ass. I couldn't stop laughing. I couldn't make eye contact with the poor woman. She was cleanin up though. Maybe out of pity for the tail. Next stripper was amazing. She was this Asian girl. Definately one of the hottest ones there. Gave her a $1 for her troubles. At 12:00 we were going to go home and they called everyone down to the bottom stage. We went down and they were giving away hot seats (lap dance on stage). I got called up (#3 called, lol) and got this one chick with an AWESOME rack. It was great, but the people that actually get off in a strip club have some serious problems. Then we went back to campus and I toked for the first time (twice actually, lol). I took like 10 or 12 hits total over the course of 2 hours. I was pretty fucked up for a few hours (started at around 2:00am and was up until like 4:45 or 5:00am). Then we drank like 1/4 of a fifth of Jim Beam Whiskey and fucked up some frat rock deal (one of the frats around here put some rocks in their letters on a hill and gaurd it. The fucker fell asleep, so we fucked up the rocks, stole a few of them, and broke all of the eggs they were gaurding them with). It was a fun night. I'm glad I'm finally 18 __________________ I like my women like I like my Scotch. 15 years old and mixed up with coke.

10-12-2003, 01:50 AM	#2
Rusty Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Cuyahoga Falls, OH, USA Posts: 464 Rep Power: 201	Interesting night. So are you addicted to strip clubs now? There is a rock on campus here that the frat boys like to paint. I was going to organize a group to strip the rock an guard it with "hot" paintball guns. __________________ drifting...yet again...

10-12-2003, 01:57 AM	#4
BAC5.2 DCLXVI Join Date: May 2003 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 4,240 Rep Power: 0	Nah, I'll go to the titty bar's, but I've got better things to spend my money on. Strip clubs don't do much but make me want to get some. And that ain't gonna happen to often at a strip club, so I'll stick to getting drunk with some females. __________________ I like my women like I like my Scotch. 15 years old and mixed up with coke.

10-12-2003, 02:04 AM	#7
BAC5.2 DCLXVI Join Date: May 2003 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 4,240 Rep Power: 0	Oh dude, fear not the beer goggles. If I would be hooking up with anyone, it would be my ex-girlfriend. We broke up, but I don't remember why. You don't live THAT far from me. We should get together sometime and ride (for a weekend or something). Gotta sport the Banshee crew. __________________ I like my women like I like my Scotch. 15 years old and mixed up with coke.

10-12-2003, 02:07 AM	#8
Rusty Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Cuyahoga Falls, OH, USA Posts: 464 Rep Power: 201	I am supposed to come see my uncle and family next spring or summer for sure. I think this year may be out of the question though. Then again, we could organize a ride at Seven Springs, PA and get some other people to come. __________________ drifting...yet again...

10-12-2003, 02:14 AM	#9
BAC5.2 DCLXVI Join Date: May 2003 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 4,240 Rep Power: 0	I'm down. 7 Springs is 2 hours north east of me I rekon. We could ski/board over the winter too. IIRC, your Uncle and everyone live in the Damascus Area? If it's in the spring, then that's awesome. I will be out west at Yosemite National Park being a ranger over the summer I believe. __________________ I like my women like I like my Scotch. 15 years old and mixed up with coke.

10-12-2003, 02:15 AM	#10
Mr. Charles Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,849 Rep Power: 116642	. <------hey!

10-12-2003, 02:24 AM	#11
Rusty Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Cuyahoga Falls, OH, USA Posts: 464 Rep Power: 201	BAC5.2, yeah they are in Damascus. It would be before June for sure. Too bad I don't ski or snowboard (tried snowboarding once and could not walk the next day). BoyBoy, I knew you were local but I am the worst person when it comes to getting people together. But if you have a bike (that works?) PM me because some friends and I are going to rent out Chenga for a Friday night, hopefully around the end of the month. __________________ drifting...yet again...

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