Whats the deal with stupidity?

eryn · 10-12-2003, 01:32 AM

my mom was telling me about how during puberty your brain grows or something and you get stupid .... shes a washed out hippie from saltspring who's done her fair share of drugs so i'm just guessing shes just cracked out. I'm really guilable tho, and the thought of having an excuse for being stupid (other then the drugs) would be sweet......

so i think we need some stupid stories posted... like whats the stupidest thing you've done?

I ran into a parked van and knocked my self out on the sidewalk of richmond avenue... common now... lets hear the stories.

Voleurz represent · 10-12-2003, 01:39 AM

I know someone who sat in Dog shit
thats pretty Darn stupid.

Captain Da · 10-12-2003, 01:42 AM

i can't think of anything really amazing, this is as good as i can remember right now:

this happened a couple of years ago. i was really tired, went to bed at 9:00, woke up, felt like i'd had a full night's sleep, looked at my watch, thought it said 6:00, jumped out of bed, went into the bathroom, turned on the shower, started to get in, realized i still had my watch on, looked at my watch again, and noticed it said 10:00.
i'd only been asleep for an hour.

oh btw voleurz, were you involved in rebuilding the haro jumps? i briefly stopped by there, watched my friend bail on the last one, and didn't do them. they look amazingly smooth now, though.

10-12-2003, 01:54 AM

hmmm
there was this chick when we went camping....on saltspring
we woke up and she was stillplastered, she was our driver too....and when i asked what tiem it was, she said "8"....themna bout 15 minutes later randomly comes out with "wait...thats a 6"
she was reading an analogue watch too.
then there was that kid this mornin who woke up stoned.

Captain Da · 10-12-2003, 02:00 AM

i was reading a digital watch.

FruitOfTheLude · 10-12-2003, 02:19 AM

i was stupid before i hit puberty, then i hit puberty and i became stupid with a hairy hand

Voleurz represent · 10-12-2003, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain Da

oh btw voleurz, were you involved in rebuilding the haro jumps? i briefly stopped by there, watched my friend bail on the last one, and didn't do them. they look amazingly smooth now, though.

Ya me and a few other riders have been working our asses off to keep em good.
When did your friend ride em???
Some one rode them friday when they weren't supposed to be ridden. Thanks for the props, we are currently working the bugs outta the jumps, the spacing is a lil off.
Sorry for stealing your THread Eryn
and stupid things I've done...
Think of Emu's and Ostrich's
Eryn you know what I'm talking about.

Valo · 10-12-2003, 02:41 AM

My whole life is filled with constant stupidness......frontflips into shallow like 1inch deep water filled with rocks......flips into bushes and other drunk stupid antics...plus I am failing everyone of my classes....I am modle citizen for stupidness

Captain Da · 10-12-2003, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voleurz represent
Ya me and a few other riders have been working our asses off to keep em good.
When did your friend ride em???
Some one rode them friday when they weren't supposed to be ridden.

today, before it started really raining. i fixed the divot where he cased though. thanks for leavign the shovels around.

and yeah, sry for jacking your thread.

Midas · 10-12-2003, 03:05 AM

I went in an "out" door.

dudski · 10-12-2003, 03:10 AM

one night when i was going through some bushes from road to a neighborhood i jsut walked right off a 12 foot or so cliff and landed right on my ass on another rock..........bruised my tail bone badly..........safe to say i was drinking earlier

eryn · 10-12-2003, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shor3 whor3
I went in an "out" door.

hahaha been there done that... and i hate those damn doors where theres a random pole inbetween them... it always gets me

mccall · 10-12-2003, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirt For Breakfast
My whole life is filled with constant stupidness......frontflips into shallow like 1inch deep water filled with rocks......flips into bushes and other drunk stupid antics...plus I am failing everyone of my classes....I am modle citizen for stupidness

Haha IIIAAANNN!! The shopping cart

But anyways, The stupidest thing I have done was probaqlly eing born, my life is full of stupid shit, starting at age one where I fell out of a high chair and broke my nose, followed by age 2 where I fell off a second story balcony and just missed cement, then age 3 where I jumped from my table to my bed, missed, and smacked my head on the edge of the bed... Then at age 4, I joined hockey, and god knows how many stupid shit comes from that

Newt · 10-12-2003, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shor3 whor3
I went in an "out" door.

HAHA you had anal sex! lol, sorry, j/k.

I cant really think of any stupis shit ive done, damian will know, i just have a shitty memory. Worst i can think of was running down a huge fligh of stairs just after i got my BMX and falling half way down onto my knees, that hurt.

Valo · 10-12-2003, 04:19 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by mccall
Haha IIIAAANNN!! The shopping cart

Oh yes...the shopping carts.........I am a stupid guy...fuck

10-12-2003, 01:32 AM	#1
eryn Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Willis Point, BC Posts: 945 Rep Power: 0	Whats the deal with stupidity? my mom was telling me about how during puberty your brain grows or something and you get stupid .... shes a washed out hippie from saltspring who's done her fair share of drugs so i'm just guessing shes just cracked out. I'm really guilable tho, and the thought of having an excuse for being stupid (other then the drugs) would be sweet...... so i think we need some stupid stories posted... like whats the stupidest thing you've done? I ran into a parked van and knocked my self out on the sidewalk of richmond avenue... common now... lets hear the stories.

10-12-2003, 01:39 AM	#2
Voleurz represent Hi my name is David Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: the ditch Posts: 514 Rep Power: 11	I know someone who sat in Dog shit thats pretty Darn stupid. __________________ "Voleurz will rock your little socks right off" http://www.voleurz.com

10-12-2003, 01:42 AM	#3
Captain Da paranoid android Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 3,764 Rep Power: 26	i can't think of anything really amazing, this is as good as i can remember right now: this happened a couple of years ago. i was really tired, went to bed at 9:00, woke up, felt like i'd had a full night's sleep, looked at my watch, thought it said 6:00, jumped out of bed, went into the bathroom, turned on the shower, started to get in, realized i still had my watch on, looked at my watch again, and noticed it said 10:00. i'd only been asleep for an hour. oh btw voleurz, were you involved in rebuilding the haro jumps? i briefly stopped by there, watched my friend bail on the last one, and didn't do them. they look amazingly smooth now, though. Last edited by Captain Da; 10-12-2003 at 01:46 AM.

10-12-2003, 02:19 AM	#6
FruitOfTheLude EXTRRREREEEEM Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In your yard terrorizing chickens Posts: 2,974 Rep Power: 18	i was stupid before i hit puberty, then i hit puberty and i became stupid with a hairy hand __________________ If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, 'cause I'm gunna burn one down - Ben Harper

10-12-2003, 03:05 AM	#10
Midas Logo in a circle. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 211 balaclava st. Posts: 8,747 Rep Power: 379856	I went in an "out" door. __________________ // What's Good // F U N E R A L // Ultramontane

10-12-2003, 01:54 AM	#4
the bicycle boy Guest Posts: n/a	hmmm there was this chick when we went camping....on saltspring we woke up and she was stillplastered, she was our driver too....and when i asked what tiem it was, she said "8"....themna bout 15 minutes later randomly comes out with "wait...thats a 6" she was reading an analogue watch too. then there was that kid this mornin who woke up stoned.

10-12-2003, 02:00 AM	#5
Captain Da paranoid android Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 3,764 Rep Power: 26	i was reading a digital watch.

10-12-2003, 02:41 AM	#8
Valo Blue Monday Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Shawnigan Lake, BC Posts: 3,572 Rep Power: 0	My whole life is filled with constant stupidness......frontflips into shallow like 1inch deep water filled with rocks......flips into bushes and other drunk stupid antics...plus I am failing everyone of my classes....I am modle citizen for stupidness

10-12-2003, 03:10 AM	#11
dudski bikes yo Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Nelson BC Posts: 3,984 Rep Power: 2903	one night when i was going through some bushes from road to a neighborhood i jsut walked right off a 12 foot or so cliff and landed right on my ass on another rock..........bruised my tail bone badly..........safe to say i was drinking earlier __________________ - bike sexual

10-12-2003, 04:19 AM	#15
Valo Blue Monday Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Shawnigan Lake, BC Posts: 3,572 Rep Power: 0	[QUOTE]Originally posted by mccall Haha IIIAAANNN!! The shopping cart Oh yes...the shopping carts.........I am a stupid guy...fuck

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