funny letters to santa

[Pennywise]

heres a thing that helps you write your letters to santi clause! just fill in the blanks...

http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

its HILARIOUS
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[dfektif one]

wtf? hahahaha thats gold

heres mine:

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at caroline's Christmas party. It was celia who spiked the punch with too much smirnoff ice. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like sex.

I thought it was funny when I put aisling's thong on my head and danced the tango on the couch while singing `here come the horns'. I didn't mean to break caroline's cellphone and don't know why caroline would sue me for assault.

I don't remember calling rick's wife a beer horse---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on susan's husband's nipple, it was only because I ate too much of that pasta.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my minivan through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cheese dog and have me arrested for theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all abolish and the. And I'm really not to blame for any of this end stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and it yours,
kai (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 12 bucks!

[Sasquatch 2002]

ahahaha (it's only 12 bucks) ---- this would be the cheapest bail price in the world!

[Corrupt Rodent]

Originally posted by dfektif one
And when I threw up on susan's husband's nipple, it was only because I ate too much of that pasta.

Someone actually did that at school today hahhahaha

[DangerousDean]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at justin's Christmas party. It was melissa who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like methane.

I thought it was funny when I put natalie's bra on my head and danced the jive on the loveseat while singing `1998'. I didn't mean to break justin's vibrator and don't know why justin would sue me for murder.

I don't remember calling mark's wife a fat sheep---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on cynthia's husband's weiner, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my camaro through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a small dog and have me arrested for rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all big and retarded. And I'm really not to blame for any of this huge stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and really yours,
Dean (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

[Random_Island_Kid]

hahaha...that was great

[fitzy]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at mitchell's Christmas party. It was kevin daniel who spiked the punch with too much Semen. I can't help it if I drank 3 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like rotten milk.

I thought it was funny when I put Samuel's jock strap on my head and danced the lapdancing on the countertop while singing `hit me baby one more time'. I didn't mean to break mitchell's Vibrating Dildo and don't know why mitchell would sue me for rape.

I don't remember calling Coey's wife a slimey billy goat---even though she looked like one with white eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Patricia's husband's penis, it was only because I ate too much of that salad.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hoverbike through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a greasy Horse and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all retarded and thilly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this odd stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Matt (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 3 bucks!

[Jee Force]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Aaron's Christmas party. It was Bain who spiked the punch with too much Jagermeister. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like fart.

I thought it was funny when I put Travis's belt on my head and danced the macarena on the footstool while singing `Mouth for War'. I didn't mean to break Aaron's tazer and don't know why Aaron would sue me for indecent exposure.

I don't remember calling Russ's wife a blue duck---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on teri's husband's ass, it was only because I ate too much of that semen.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my bike through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a good puppy and have me arrested for rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all bad and long. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hard stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and fast yours,
Graham (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 666 bucks!

[Del]

lol Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at danny's Christmas party. It was mike who spiked the punch with too much canadian. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like poo.

I thought it was funny when I put Matt's thong on my head and danced the macarana on the sofa while singing `insane in the brane'. I didn't mean to break danny's diskman and don't know why danny would sue me for verbal abuse.

I don't remember calling Mark's wife a loser pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on becky's husband's spleen, it was only because I ate too much of that carrot.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my x terra through my neighbor's Eve. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dumberer donkey and have me arrested for shop lifting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all harry and funny. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fat stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and dumb yours,
Matthew Hoover (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 21 bucks