85 Rules for being a man - Page 2

gooch · 09-16-2003, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by WBC
HAHAHAHAHAH!

74. Here's a good trick. Tell a girl that you're going to leave for a few minutes and when you come back, you want her naked, sprawled on the bed. Leave, and go into her dad's room and tell him he should go check on his daughter. Then drive like hell. (True story.)

I think I posted this story a while ago, but I also handcuffed a girlfriend to the bed naked and then went out for a few hours with some friends

EC Biker · 09-16-2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by gooch
4. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "spike".

"The General"

eye of the tiger · 09-16-2003, 11:50 PM

gold

Captain Da · 09-17-2003, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by gooch
I think I posted this story a while ago, but I also handcuffed a girlfriend to the bed naked and then went out for a few hours with some friends

have you seen the movie "spun"? the main character handcuffs his girlfriend to the bed, turns on a horribly scratched, skipping, heavy metal cd, and leaves for 2 days.

Del · 09-17-2003, 01:26 AM

those are like 85 rules for being a jackass and dying a single man. i have trouble with lots of them like making fun of the chick and lying and stuff

btw...

GOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!

09-17-2003, 01:45 AM

obviously written by a man hating lesbian with hairier arms than an italian

Loopie · 09-17-2003, 05:43 AM

"15. Everyone finds a man more attractive if he can write his name in urine."

I don't know about you guys, but I ain't writing my name IN urine

...

Fast Orange · 09-17-2003, 05:45 AM

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Originally posted by Loopie
"15. Everyone finds a man more attractive if he can write his name in urine."

I don't know about you guys, but I ain't writing my name IN urine...

I assume it meant "with your own urine coming out of your penis as you urinate."

I can't write my name but I CAN draw pictures.

fr33k · 09-17-2003, 05:53 AM

86) I promise I wont come in your mouth

Fast Orange · 09-17-2003, 05:57 AM

That's a dangerous one. You'll have to spend some time on rule 78 to get out of trouble afterwards.

Lady Gravity · 09-17-2003, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Da
have you seen the movie "spun"? the main character handcuffs his girlfriend to the bed, turns on a horribly scratched, skipping, heavy metal cd, and leaves for 2 days.

hahahahahaha that's funny...i was thinking the same thing

that was a pretty interesting movie

Captain Da · 09-18-2003, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by Lady Gravity
hahahahahaha that's funny...i was thinking the same thing that was a pretty interesting movie

it is quite the movie.

the director was the guy who directed the "smack my bitch up" music video by the prodigy, which was also quite the movie, and was banned from MTV, but also won several awards. i think spun was his first time directing a feature-length film.

go-t · 03-11-2012, 10:11 PM

Bump.

FullMonty · 03-11-2012, 10:32 PM

worth it.

patrolskid · 03-12-2012, 05:42 AM

looks like gooch has been doing some learning in his absence .

thanks for documenting that and sharing .

i can see that as the basis for a 101 course at the new whistler U .

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fr33k UP YOURS Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: shot gun in the bang bus Posts: 1,969 Rep Power: 464	86) I promise I wont come in your mouth __________________ Get the wife beater out....bucket spunk

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Fast Orange pinko Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tianjin Posts: 12,521 Rep Power: 13523084	That's a dangerous one. You'll have to spend some time on rule 78 to get out of trouble afterwards. __________________ www.natooke.com

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go-t Two girls, No cup Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,062 Rep Power: 21474840	Bump. __________________ "Most Americans barely have the brains to walk on their back legs." - Jeremy Clarkson "In some parts of America they've actually started mating with vegetables." - Jeremy Clarkson

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FullMonty I'm Surrey-ous. Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,213 Rep Power: 10788875	worth it. __________________ Check my stuff for sale!

09-17-2003, 01:26 AM	#20
Del :::::::::::::: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New York, North Cakalacka, & Compton Posts: 9,146 Rep Power: 806962	those are like 85 rules for being a jackass and dying a single man. i have trouble with lots of them like making fun of the chick and lying and stuff btw... GOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!

09-17-2003, 01:45 AM	#21
the bicycle boy Guest Posts: n/a	obviously written by a man hating lesbian with hairier arms than an italian

09-17-2003, 05:43 AM	#22
Loopie Chubbing it up downhill Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: kamLOOPs, BC Posts: 13,578 Rep Power: 2124714	"15. Everyone finds a man more attractive if he can write his name in urine." I don't know about you guys, but I ain't writing my name IN urine...

03-12-2012, 05:42 AM	#30
patrolskid Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,485 Rep Power: 2903942	looks like gooch has been doing some learning in his absence . thanks for documenting that and sharing . i can see that as the basis for a 101 course at the new whistler U .

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