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Old 06-11-2003, 10:05 PM   #1
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rent a cops are funny

today i was riding around the college and sessioning this ledge for like an hour, then these two cops come walking towards me and one says to me " hey listen, you really dont want me to get the real cops here" and i said "wait what did you just say" he goes " you dont want me to get the real cops do you?" and i busted out laughing, he gave me a dirty look and started talking about how im a danger to ppl cuz im riding in a blind spot and told me to leave. well maybe he was right but still. i think thats the funnest thing i heard from a rent a cop so far.

so what are your encounters with rent a cops and real cops like?
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:09 PM   #2
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he he stupid rent cop
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:36 PM   #3
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i was riding in the loading docks behind willowbrook mall and this security guard came out and was like what are you doing? and i told her that i was riding my bike waiting for security to leave so i could break into zellers for some clothes and food. she just laughed and said be careful and then left.
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:52 PM   #4
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i was riding downtown toronto and i went flying by a crazy homeless crack whore and she went and got a rent-a-cop and he said if i do it again hes going to beat me up
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You guys do realize that they are just doing their job?

Any real rider leaves when they are asked to. Thanks for making our image that much worse
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Old 06-11-2003, 11:17 PM   #6
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if the rent-a-cop gives me a decent reason to leave and isnt a dick then i leave. but if they are just tellin me to leave because they are having a bad day then f*ck them
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if the rent-a-cop gives me a decent reason to leave and isnt a dick then i leave. but if they are just tellin me to leave because they are having a bad day then f*ck them
exactly. i left a couple min. after they walked away since they were nice to me.
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i was riding with some buddies at city hall in richmond and there was one rent a cop who was eing a total dick to us so we left then came back, so the rent a cop hid behind a bush then popped out just as my buddy was going by, so my friend had to avoid him and when he did my friend practicly ran into this wall, dumb rent a cop
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You guys do realize that they are just doing their job?

Any real rider leaves when they are asked to. Thanks for making our image that much worse
If you fall and break your arm, the mall is held responsible.
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yes, but any self-respecting rider isnt going to sue the mall or take any legal action
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yes, but any self-respecting rider isnt going to sue the mall or take any legal action
It's happened before...

Your missing the point.....if your on private property and your asked to leave, don't give the guy a hard time, he's probably making min wage, the doesn't need the hassle.

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yes, but any self-respecting rider isnt going to sue the mall or take any legal action
But when they go get fixed up at the hospital, and it's all paid for by their medical insurance, the insurance company very well might.
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If they ask you nicely, just leave. It's the guys that swear at you off the bat, or act all big that I'm a dick to. One guy got so mad, he brought a pipe and threw it at Big D. We took the pipe and went away.
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If they ask you nicely, just leave. It's the guys that swear at you off the bat, or act all big that I'm a dick to. One guy got so mad, he brought a pipe and threw it at Big D. We took the pipe and went away.
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