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Old 05-01-2012, 03:12 AM   #1
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Man found crying in sleep after being forced to pleasure German Nympho
A MAN was left crying in the street after he was forced to repeatedly pleasure a German nymphomaniac.

"I met her on a bus... She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me," he told Munich police when they found him in tears outside her apartment after the 36-hour episode.

The Daily Mail reports the man only escaped her apartment after the woman fell asleep.

The same 47-year-old woman was arrested in April after she picked up 43-year-old craftsman Dieter Schultz.

Munich Police issued a statement confirming that they met at a pub at 1.30pm.

According to an online translator, the statement said: "The woman took the new acquaintance in her apartment. There came the repeated act of love."

The statement said the man tried to leave, but the woman would not let him.

When he called police for help, Schultz claimed she was trying to "kill me with sex".

The woman reportedly tried to seduce the two arresting officers with a "quickie" - who politely declined.




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Old 05-01-2012, 03:20 AM   #2
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maybe she was fat.
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:11 AM   #3
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maybe she was fat.
Seriously! What other excuse could there be?
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:14 AM   #4
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:16 AM   #5
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:17 AM   #6
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germans are fucking weird.. and rude.
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:28 AM   #7
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Guy obviously wasn't married.
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Old 05-01-2012, 06:11 PM   #9
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germans are fucking weird.. and rude.
And Germans obviously depend exclusively on foreign newspapers to report the goings on in their own country. The Daily Mail is the solitary source of this story and the OP links to an Australian newspaper. So it must be true. Because the Daily Mail never prints fake stories

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It was Mic I'll bet!
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Old 05-02-2012, 04:30 AM   #11
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I'd have recommended some good acid and just gone with it... Make it an experience, get freaky.

Least it wasn't Japanese....they have a real bent for the human feces scene.

Just sayin'....
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:32 AM   #12
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Least it wasn't Japanese....they have a real bent for the human feces scene.

Just sayin'....
Dude, I ain't even going to ask how you know that...
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:53 AM   #13
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Dude, I ain't even going to ask how you know that...
Besides having a name of the Dirtay Sanchez, if you spend enough time on the internet, these sort of things become apparent.. and you cant, ever, unknow them.
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Old 05-02-2012, 08:00 PM   #14
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It was Mic I'll bet!
No chance, I would not have let him escape. I got a pig farm just around the corner, more or less.

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Old 05-02-2012, 10:37 PM   #15
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Ummm... yeah thats a little offensive in this province - look up Robert Pickton if you're not familiar. Not that I really care, some might though.
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