Service Your Bike Please: A Christmas Carol

[Different Bikes]

((To the Tune of "I'm Gettin' Nottin' For Christmas" / and to: a few people in my regular ride group))

Your suspension clicks more then your gears.
Service your bike please.
Your tires are bald, both front and rear;
Service your bike please.
Your drivetrain skips in every Cog;
Your chainring teeth? Lost to a Log;
Brake fluid could be from Digger's Bog;
Service your bike please!

Oh, your bike needs a service for Christmas
Your whole riding group are quite sad.
Your bike needs a service for Christmas
'Cause that squealing is driving them mad...

Your wheels are not close to true...
Service your bike please.
Your rotors are worn: see through!
Service your bike please.
The creaking comes from your left pedal.
Your brake pads are worn down to metal.
Your chain is blacker then the kettle.
Service your bike please.

So, your bike needs a service for Christmas
Your whole riding group are quite sad.
Your bike needs a service for Christmas
'Cause that squealing is driving them mad...

Ride it all Winter? hang it till Spring?
Service your bike please.
Turn-around is quick for most any thing!
Service your bike please.
When your chain snaps you throw a fit...
Your bar is bent, best replace it,
Otherwise you could eat ..it;
Service your bike please.

Treat your bike good whatever you do
'Cause if you're don't, It'll break you!
Service your bike please!

...

Whether you are hanging your bike up for the winter or you ride all-year-round give your bike the gift of service for Christmas this year.

From: different bikes (North Vancouver, West Vancouver, Burnaby, Vancouver and COMING SOON in Kits)

Originally Posted by Different Bikes

((To the Tune of "I'm Gettin' Nottin' For Christmas" / and to: a few people in my regular ride group))

Your suspension clicks more then your gears.
Service your bike please.
Your tires are bald, both front and rear;
Service your bike please.
Your drivetrain skips in every Cog;
Your chainring teeth? Lost to a Log;
Brake fluid could be from Digger's Bog;
Service your bike please!

Oh, your bike needs a service for Christmas
Your whole riding group are quite sad.
Your bike needs a service for Christmas
'Cause that squealing is driving them mad...

Your wheels are not close to true...
Service your bike please.
Your rotors are worn: see through!
Service your bike please.
The creaking comes from your left pedal.
Your brake pads are worn down to metal.
Your chain is blacker then the kettle.
Service your bike please.

So, your bike needs a service for Christmas
Your whole riding group are quite sad.
Your bike needs a service for Christmas
'Cause that squealing is driving them mad...

Ride it all Winter? hang it till Spring?
Service your bike please.
Turn-around is quick for most any thing!
Service your bike please.
When your chain snaps you throw a fit...
Your bar is bent, best replace it,
Otherwise you could eat ..it;
Service your bike please.

Treat your bike good whatever you do
'Cause if you're don't, It'll break you!
Service your bike please!

...

Whether you are hanging your bike up for the winter or you ride all-year-round give your bike the gift of service for Christmas this year.

From: different bikes (North Vancouver, West Vancouver, Burnaby, Vancouver and COMING SOON in Kits)

Now just put all crew together, sing it and record on GoPro, post it on You Tube and my Christmas is complete !!!

[Different Bikes]

Originally Posted by Islander11

Now just put all crew together, sing it and record on GoPro, post it on You Tube and my Christmas is complete !!!

Never mind getting them to sing in unison; have you ever tried to convince a gaggle of mechanics to pose for a photo?

We would rather herd cats!

YouTube Video

[Buster Bluth]

Well...that was a little..."different."