I don't want to go to work today.

hypa · 04-23-2010, 04:32 PM

There, I said it.
It's not going to be very busy. In fact, I can probably work from home and finish most of my tasks. As I sit here in my Fruit of the Loom's, I ponder things like, why do they say slavery ended a half century ago when we're all obvious slaves to the financial sector through our mortgages, car payments, and overall debt?

I wonder if Woody Harrelson's dad was actually the second shooter in the JFK assassination.

I question whether or not China has the capacity to be a world power.

Really though, I just want to go biking.

Joe Kickass · 04-23-2010, 04:33 PM

Is your job that boring?

Get a new one, I hear gste is looking to hire hookers or lookers or some hooker management team. I can't quite tell, but the pay is competitive!

Chewylewy · 04-23-2010, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypa

As I sit here in my Fruit of the Loom's

Briefs or boxers?

hypa · 04-23-2010, 04:36 PM

Boxer briefs.
I like the support, and the length.

Mr. Kickass, trust me, the pay is not competitive.
And that my friend, is the biggest issue. I don't work a lot of hours, and make an okay living. But the job has no soul. I had more fun working at restaurants back in the day. But how does one support a family on restaurant wages?

The worst part is that I know I'm a slave. But what other option is there? Live like a bushman? Move to a Caribbean island somewhere? Aren't they all sinking?

Funny. While you were posting, I got a call from a customer. She needs parts asap for production, which means I'm off to work.

So much for playing hookie.

the flying moose · 04-23-2010, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chewylewy

Briefs or boxers?

he is naked. he just wrote fruit of the loom on his waist.

hypa · 04-23-2010, 04:39 PM

^
The black marker is making my skin hurt.

That said, I'd probably stay home more often if I had a pair of these waiting for me.

the flying moose · 04-23-2010, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypa

^
The black marker is making my skin hurt.

That said, I'd probably stay home more often if I had a pair of these waiting for me.

nah i dont think you could pull off the frilly lace no matter how comfortable.

hypa · 04-23-2010, 04:43 PM

Good call.
I'm more of a cotton man anyway. Lace makes me feel a bit gay for some reason.

That said, I don't think there is enough lace in all the factories in China to cover this ass.

BADONKADONK!

Da Peach · 04-23-2010, 04:47 PM

Flying Moose on fire...

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypa

I ponder things like, why do they say slavery ended a half century ago when we're all obvious slaves to the financial sector through our mortgages, car payments, and overall debt?

I'm thinking that it might have something to do with the fact that all of the things you've listed are voluntary.

Just sayin'.

M@M · 04-23-2010, 04:48 PM

Look at the size that thing. it's like a watermelon!

Bushman · 04-23-2010, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypa

Good call.
I'm more of a cotton man anyway. Lace makes me feel a bit gay for some reason.

That said, I don't think there is enough lace in all the factories in China to cover this ass.

BADONKADONK!

Holly Hanna!..........and all things holly.

Take a mental health break day......you wont be missed, only replaced ......if possible.

off to go wake up wife......nom nom

Chewylewy · 04-23-2010, 05:04 PM

Just make sure you whipe good if you put a thong on.

trail worker · 04-23-2010, 05:25 PM

Hah, I havn't worked in 5 months. Semi retirement is great..I'm about to go out for a leisurely breakfast with some friends, then I'll go for a bike ride followed by an early season dip in the lake and some beers on my patio.

Have a good day!

rewoga · 04-23-2010, 05:28 PM

Dirty pot smoking Nelson hippy....

(said with NO jealousy at all, srsly, I mean I would rather be at my desk furiously typing a water strategy and accompanying staff report - honest I would! Besides, the lake is always still freaking cold in April - I speak from experience here...)

chupacabra · 04-23-2010, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trail worker

Hah, I havn't worked in 5 months. Semi retirement is great..I'm about to go out for a leisurely breakfast with some friends, then I'll go for a bike ride followed by an early season dip in the lake and some beers on my patio.

Have a good day!

Add the hockey game on at 7 that would be my perfect day.

04-23-2010, 04:32 PM	#1
hypa Erhmagerhd! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: lower mainland Posts: 4,628 Rep Power: 3617610	I don't want to go to work today. There, I said it. It's not going to be very busy. In fact, I can probably work from home and finish most of my tasks. As I sit here in my Fruit of the Loom's, I ponder things like, why do they say slavery ended a half century ago when we're all obvious slaves to the financial sector through our mortgages, car payments, and overall debt? I wonder if Woody Harrelson's dad was actually the second shooter in the JFK assassination. I question whether or not China has the capacity to be a world power. Really though, I just want to go biking.

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hypa Erhmagerhd! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: lower mainland Posts: 4,628 Rep Power: 3617610	Boxer briefs. I like the support, and the length. Mr. Kickass, trust me, the pay is not competitive. And that my friend, is the biggest issue. I don't work a lot of hours, and make an okay living. But the job has no soul. I had more fun working at restaurants back in the day. But how does one support a family on restaurant wages? The worst part is that I know I'm a slave. But what other option is there? Live like a bushman? Move to a Caribbean island somewhere? Aren't they all sinking? Funny. While you were posting, I got a call from a customer. She needs parts asap for production, which means I'm off to work. So much for playing hookie.

04-23-2010, 04:39 PM	#6
hypa Erhmagerhd! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: lower mainland Posts: 4,628 Rep Power: 3617610	^ The black marker is making my skin hurt. That said, I'd probably stay home more often if I had a pair of these waiting for me.

04-23-2010, 04:43 PM	#8
hypa Erhmagerhd! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: lower mainland Posts: 4,628 Rep Power: 3617610	Good call. I'm more of a cotton man anyway. Lace makes me feel a bit gay for some reason. That said, I don't think there is enough lace in all the factories in China to cover this ass. BADONKADONK!

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Chewylewy White male 18-35 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Stoon Posts: 1,079 Rep Power: 208232	Just make sure you whipe good if you put a thong on.

04-23-2010, 05:25 PM	#13
trail worker bikes on the brain Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: West Kootenays Posts: 5,783 Rep Power: 9163941	Hah, I havn't worked in 5 months. Semi retirement is great..I'm about to go out for a leisurely breakfast with some friends, then I'll go for a bike ride followed by an early season dip in the lake and some beers on my patio. Have a good day!