|02-10-2010, 05:41 PM||#1|
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So, a man and his wife are driving down a country road late one winter night. A small skunk runs out in the road, despite the mans efforts to avoid it, they hear a small thud on the bottom of the car. The man stops the car and gets out to make sure that the skunk isn't suffering. The man discovers the little critter is still alive, he scoops it up and carries it back to the car in order to get the poor little guy to a Vet.
Upon handing the skunk to his wife she asks "What do I do with him now? He's freezing cold"
"Keep him warm, I know! Put him inside your pants, it's probably the warmest part of your body" the man replied.
"What about the smell?" his wife asks.
"Just plug his little nose, he won't mind"
|02-10-2010, 05:43 PM||#2|
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lol I hope that guy is good with his hands. He won't be getting any for quite some time.
Last edited by Chewylewy; 02-10-2010 at 05:45 PM. Reason: i spell bad
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