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Old 01-09-2010, 11:43 PM   #1
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A man staggers into an emergency room with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a field of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's ass. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

I don't remember much after that."
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Old 01-10-2010, 12:48 AM   #2
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Old 01-10-2010, 12:56 AM   #3
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the woman thought the guy was saying her ass looked like the cows when he was merely pointing out the golf ball looked like hers and that confusion led to an act of domestic violence that required hospitalization.
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Old 01-10-2010, 12:59 AM   #4
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Old 01-10-2010, 01:31 AM   #5
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the woman thought the guy was saying her ass looked like the cows when he was merely pointing out the golf ball looked like hers and that confusion led to an act of domestic violence that required hospitalization.
Thanks for that, I can never understand that synchro guy's humour.
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Old 01-10-2010, 01:34 AM   #6
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the woman thought the guy was saying her ass looked like the cows when he was merely pointing out the golf ball looked like hers and that confusion led to an act of domestic violence that required hospitalization.
i thought is was her vaj j
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Old 01-10-2010, 01:48 AM   #7
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i thought is was her vaj j
he even said ass in the joke...pay attention.


...btw, nice to have cyclist.ca back.
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Old 01-10-2010, 01:57 AM   #9
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he even said ass in the joke...pay attention.


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well yeah but its like right next to it..
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Old 01-10-2010, 02:34 AM   #10
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well yeah but its like right next to it..
you mean underneath......right?

cause next to would be weird
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well yeah but its like right next to it..
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:42 AM   #12
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you mean underneath......right?

cause next to would be weird
only when im sitting on my wallet.[/majin]
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well yeah but its like right next to it..
yet another reason to be afraid of the sooke women.
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:10 AM   #14
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only when im sitting on my wallet.[/majin]
hahahahah
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