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Old 05-16-2009, 03:50 PM   #16
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Old 05-16-2009, 04:00 PM   #17
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Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
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Old 05-16-2009, 04:01 PM   #18
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She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
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Old 05-16-2009, 06:38 PM   #19
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Old 05-16-2009, 06:54 PM   #20
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i'm trying not to drink as much lately, but two weeks ago this thread and a 40 of jack daniels later would have been my bitch

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Old 05-16-2009, 07:20 PM   #21
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:59 PM   #22
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How can people go through life not knowing what Goatse or Bukkake are? It made for interesting dinner conversation though.
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Old 05-17-2009, 11:00 AM   #25
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So are you mad at them or describing something that happened
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this town is full of 4 that think there 10. Maybe a 10 on the ricter scale.

Moose, u are rite. They do try way harder and do shit the skinny girls wont.


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Old 05-17-2009, 09:33 PM   #28
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somebody should make a watch with a pager button on it that pages your keys. just to make it clear, not to find your keys to drive while you are drunk because that would be bad, but because it is sometimes really hard to find your keys in the morning.
In the 80's they had these keychains that you could whistle and it would beep so you could find it.
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In the 80's they had these keychains that you could whistle and it would beep so you could find it.
I got one of those things when I lost my keys twice in a month. I couldn't make it whistle for the life of me, but try explaining it when it goes off at inopportune times over nothing. It lasted about 36 hours in my possession until I threw it out the window of my car.
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