thought it was funny

[partbreaker]

Got this in an Email. thought I'd share it.


Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this e-mail
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad--I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue-- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile-- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared-- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried-- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!
6. When you are confused-- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick--stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall--I'll pick you up and dust you off--after I laugh my butt off!!!
9. This is my oath--I pledge it to the end. "Why" you may ask--because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.