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Old 12-01-2008, 09:52 PM   #1
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33 things to accomplish

so today being the 1st of december means that i'll be turning 33 in 25 days. it also means that i'm reaching the peak of my spring chicken days . which also means that i need to accomplish as much as i can in the following year before i start hitting "old".

now i know there's a thread about things to do before i die somewhere but i'm not dying. sure, my glory days are going to start going downhill in a few years . but until then....meh!

so i would like to come up with a list of 33 things to accomplish in 2009. and i'm stuck at number 2 so i figured nsmb is the only place to go for serial life advice. #1 is to ride whistler as i'm a whistler virgin.

i've already done a few things like..

- bungee jumping
- cruise the Caribbean flats stalking bonefish, permit, and tarpon
- been up to the empire state building
- ran neked through a golf course.

oh and i'm married so you know......that means i've already visited the "greek islands" and experienced a menage trois (that's french for threesome you old foegees!)....

so....help a brother out puleez!
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Old 12-01-2008, 09:57 PM   #2
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I thought when you turn 28 you're old.
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#28 Dance the Nutcracker ballet in a tutu.
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#17 Pierce dong.
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I thought when you turn 28 you're old.
i will have you know this pear shaped body is just a disguise. my body is an finely tuned machine. the lexus of bodies if you will. so i guess ppl with a body of say a...pinto (no offense to anyone!).....well at 28 that would be way old.

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#28 Dance the Nutcracker ballet in a tutu.
are you serial? cause man i gotta tell you even with my lexus body i don't do tights. although.....is there a part where the guy dood lifts the girl up in the air and stares at her crotch? cuase if the girl could be liz hurley then heck i'd rock tights for that one view.
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#17 Pierce dong.
why would i do that. there's a blue pill called viagra. you tape 3 of them to your dong so that when she rides you it's a speed bump effect....bump bump bump....bump bump bump....bump bump bump....bump bump bump!

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What exactly are we trying to "accomplish"? Is this just a thrill seeker thing?
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[QUOTE=gtse;2069507]so today being the 1st of december means that i'll be turning 33 in 25 days. it also means that i'm reaching the peak of my spring chicken days . which also means that i need to accomplish as much as i can in the following year before i start hitting "old".

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thats not old

your body doesnt recover from doing stupid shit to it after 30 but 40 is still pretty good,I was in my best shape ever at 40,.

I Know a guy who told me his marathons started getting slower at 51
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now i know there's a thread about things to do before i die somewhere but i'm not dying. sure, my glory days are going to start going downhill in a few years . but until then....meh!
33 is old?
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