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Old 07-06-2008, 08:06 AM   #1
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39 signs of being drunk.

dunno about the list, but I show any of these without having a drink!

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BUREAUCRATS have drawn up an official list of intoxication symptoms, so pub owners can tell when patrons are drunk.

Among the 39 steps towards drunkenness are: "bumping into furniture", "sleeping at a bar or table" and "inability to find one's mouth with a glass".
The intoxication guidelines, drawn up by the New South Wales Office of Liquor and Gaming, were distributed to club and pub managers last week. Staff are supposed to use them in determining when to refuse alcohol to patrons.
Drafted in response to tough new liquor laws introduced in NSW, the guidelines also recommend that clubs and pubs provide free food and bottled water to drinkers, in a bid to curb alcohol-related violence.
Under the laws, managers are required to remove drunk patrons from the premises and stop them from re-entering for 24 hours - or face an $11,000 fine.
Number one on the list of 39 signs of intoxication is slurred words, followed by rambling or unintelligible conversation.
Bar staff are also urged to be on the lookout for patrons fumbling change, being rude, argumentative and aggressive, and those who cannot stand or who fall down.
Club patrons seen as "overly friendly" or exuberant could also soon find themselves shown the door, as will those who vomit.
If a patron fails to leave, managers have been advised to contact police in order to avoid being fined.
The department said the guidelines were drafted to help bar staff form a reasonable belief that a person is intoxicated. However, it warned that the list was neither exhaustive nor conclusive.
The 39 signs of drunkenness are:
1. Slurring words

2. Rambling or unintelligible conversation

3. Incoherent or muddled speech
4. Loss of train of thought
5. Not understanding normal conversation
6. Difficulty in paying attention
7. Unsteady on feet
8. Swaying uncontrollably
9. Staggering
10. Difficulting walking straight
11. Cannot stand or falling down
12. Stumbling
13. Bumping into or knocking over furniture and people
14. Lack of co-ordination
15. Spilling drinks
16. Dropping drinks
17. Fumbling change
18. Difficulty counting money or paying
19. Difficulty opening doors
20. Inability to find one's mouth with a glass
21. Rudeness
22. Agression
23. Belligerent
24. Argumentative
25. Offensive
26. Bad tempered
27. Physically violent
28. Loud or boisterous
29. Confused
30. Disorderly
31. Exuberance
32. Using offensive language
33. Annoying or pestering others
34. Overly friendly
35. Loss of inhibition
36. Inappropriate sexual advances
37. Drowsiness or sleeping at a bar or table
38. Vomiting
39. Drinking rapidly
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Old 07-06-2008, 08:23 AM   #2
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10. Difficulting walking straight
I would say being a member of the committee that drafted the legislation should be on the list, apparently.
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Old 07-06-2008, 08:28 AM   #3
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What if the bar's on a boat?
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6. Difficulty in paying attention
7. Unsteady on feet
10. Difficulting walking straight
13. Bumping into or knocking over furniture and people
14. Lack of co-ordination
17. Fumbling change
18. Difficulty counting money or paying
28. Loud or boisterous
29. Confused
32. Using offensive language
this is me on a regular day
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Old 07-06-2008, 04:01 PM   #5
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Just a way to shift the blame to the club owner when said drunken patron goes out and hit and runs someone. Now there are legal guidelines that show that the club owner should have done something about it.
Anyone remember the case here - i think it was people leaving a wedding killing someone, and the folks holding the wedding reception were being sued?
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Just a way to shift the blame to the club owner when said drunken patron goes out and hit and runs someone. Now there are legal guidelines that show that the club owner should have done something about it.
Anyone remember the case here - i think it was people leaving a wedding killing someone, and the folks holding the wedding reception were being sued?
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Old 07-06-2008, 04:05 PM   #7
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jeez all 39 of those are how i act when not drunk.
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lol at aussies and their rules

but the dutch are worse
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39 seems kind of off, I drink a lot more at the beginning then taper off the more intoxicated I am.
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39 seems kind of off, I drink a lot more at the beginning then taper off the more intoxicated I am.
i drink slow at the beginning but then once i'm drunk it all tastes like water and i can chug
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you could just man up and chug down 26ers of vodka like you drink beer...
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jeez all 39 of those are how i act when not drunk.
So vomiting, swaying uncontrollably and speaking unintelligibly is just a normal day for you?
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