I'm having a cyclist.ca moment. - Page 3

Couch_Surfer · 11-21-2008, 05:58 AM

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Fast Orange · 11-21-2008, 06:06 AM

A Japanese guy was visiting China.

He stepped off the plane and grabbed a taxi at the airport on the way he saw a Toyota. He motioned to the driver to look. "Toyota!" he said. "Made in Japan, very fast, very reliable!"

5 minutes later he saw a Honda, again he told the driver to look. "Honda!, Japanese car, made in Japan! Very fast, very reliable!"

5 minutes later he saw a Suzuki and for a third time pointed at it telling the driver to look. "ah! Suzuki, Japanese car, made in Japan! Very fast, very reliable."

Finally they arrived at the hotel and the driver said "that will be 200 yuan" The Japanese man was shocked and demanded to know why it was so expensive. The driver explained with a grin:

"The meter, it's a Japanese meter, made in Japan, very fast, very reliable!"

Fast Orange · 11-21-2008, 07:24 AM

I'm having another moment..

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

"There are twenty of them!"

gerewh0re · 11-21-2008, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bukkake

I'm having another moment..

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?

"There are twenty of them!"

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11-21-2008, 05:58 AM	#31
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11-21-2008, 06:06 AM	#32
Fast Orange pinko Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tianjin Posts: 12,517 Rep Power: 13211555	A Japanese guy was visiting China. He stepped off the plane and grabbed a taxi at the airport on the way he saw a Toyota. He motioned to the driver to look. "Toyota!" he said. "Made in Japan, very fast, very reliable!" 5 minutes later he saw a Honda, again he told the driver to look. "Honda!, Japanese car, made in Japan! Very fast, very reliable!" 5 minutes later he saw a Suzuki and for a third time pointed at it telling the driver to look. "ah! Suzuki, Japanese car, made in Japan! Very fast, very reliable." Finally they arrived at the hotel and the driver said "that will be 200 yuan" The Japanese man was shocked and demanded to know why it was so expensive. The driver explained with a grin: "The meter, it's a Japanese meter, made in Japan, very fast, very reliable!" __________________ www.natooke.com

11-21-2008, 07:24 AM	#33
Fast Orange pinko Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Tianjin Posts: 12,517 Rep Power: 13211555	I'm having another moment.. "What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year olds? "There are twenty of them!" __________________ www.natooke.com

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