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Old 04-24-2008, 11:04 PM   #16
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Caption: "not now kid"

Put a TV in there and those roos have the trfiecta.

Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?

George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:23 PM   #17
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P.S. Lambert, there is no cure, you better watch out as it may be contagious, Biggles604 got infected.

If many more people catch it we're going to have to open a sub-forum for NBR "cyclist.ca et al. jokes."
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:25 PM   #18
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ho ho ho...

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?''
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:30 PM   #19
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:39 PM   #20
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I bet the engineers who actually had that conversation didn't think it was a joke.
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:42 AM   #21
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so a guy gets married and his bud goes up to him the next day and asks....|so how many times you do it last night?"

he says "once" with a frown on his face. his buddy can't figure out why so sad but whatever.

next week he asks again, "so how many times you do it last night?"

again his friend says "once" and again has a sad face.

third week later same question "so how many times you do it last night?"

this time his friend has a huge grin on his face and says "TWICE" and does two huge pelvis thrust while counting ONE TWO with each thrust and ends with a orgasm face!!!!!

badading?

funny right? c'mon picture yer friend saying "twice" while counting two pelvis thrusts with a huge grin on his face. no????

i think you have to see it in person.
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:48 AM   #22
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This is the perfect way for a man to multi task. Get fed and get off at the same time. We can really learn something from the animals
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Old 04-25-2008, 01:55 AM   #23
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so a guy gets married and his bud goes up to him the next day and asks....|so how many times you do it last night?"

he says "once" with a frown on his face. his buddy can't figure out why so sad but whatever.

next week he asks again, "so how many times you do it last night?"

again his friend says "once" and again has a sad face.

third week later same question "so how many times you do it last night?"

this time his friend has a huge grin on his face and says "TWICE" and does two huge pelvis thrust while counting ONE TWO with each thrust and ends with a orgasm face!!!!!

badading?

funny right? c'mon picture yer friend saying "twice" while counting two pelvis thrusts with a huge grin on his face. no????

i think you have to see it in person.
i'm sorry sir, but this is a joke thread, not a how-my-honeymoon-went thread
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