I'm having a cyclist.ca moment.

biggles604 · 04-24-2008, 08:48 PM

I suddenly felt all cyclist.ca like and decided to post a crap joke.

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven' t
got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the door,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't
be too hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway
carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

lambert · 04-24-2008, 09:06 PM

there is a cure for that.

gtse · 04-24-2008, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lambert

there is a cure for that.

and would that be more sex?

cyclist.ca · 04-24-2008, 09:54 PM

That is a crap joke and it is funny!

P.S. Lambert, there is no cure, you better watch out as it may be contagious, Biggles604 got infected.

Heatmizer · 04-24-2008, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyclist.ca

P.S. Lambert, there is no cure, you better watch out as it may be contagious, Biggles604 got infected.

Here that biggles, it's an infection - kinda like gonorrhea.

Heather · 04-24-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyclist.ca

That is a crap joke and it is funny!

P.S. Lambert, there is no cure, you better watch out as it may be contagious, Biggles604 got infected.

contagious...what... Purecanadianhoney has infected you, wow she does get around. I heard vagisil works!

biggles604 · 04-24-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Heather

contagious...what... Purecanadianhoney has infected you, wow she does get around. I heard vagisil works!

Damnit! Hurry up and get your post to 100 so we can see how much rep you really have.

Stupid Cyclist.ca and his bad jokes.

cyclist.ca · 04-24-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by biggles604

Stupid Cyclist.ca and his bad jokes.

Yeah I hate the guy! Terrible sense of humor, it is as if he was British or something.

heckler · 04-24-2008, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggles604

Damnit! Hurry up and get your post to 100 so we can see how much rep you really have.

Stupid Cyclist.ca and his bad jokes.

is biggles worried that a girl has more rep than him??

cyclist.ca · 04-24-2008, 10:45 PM

Wendy was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Wendy was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Wendy's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Wendy told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the girls. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

"Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.".........The policeman fainted.

DARTHYOGA · 04-24-2008, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Heather

contagious...what... Purecanadianhoney has infected you, wow she does get around. I heard vagisil works!

Infectious laughter all around!

Heatmizer · 04-24-2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggles604

Damnit! Hurry up and get your post to 100 so we can see how much rep you really have.

Did ya want us to neg rep her?

Heather · 04-24-2008, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heatmizer

Did ya want us to neg rep her?

Now look what you have started Steve!

biggles604 · 04-24-2008, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DARTHYOGA

Infectious laughter all around!

/golfclap

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Originally Posted by cyclist.ca

Wendy was a prostitute, but she didn't want her ....
skin back and suck them dry.".........The policeman fainted.

That was crap.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyclist.ca

Yeah I hate the guy! Terrible sense of humor, it is as if he was British or something.

British have an awesome sense of humour, you could learn a lot. Really... I mean it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by heckler

is biggles worried that a girl has more rep than him??

I figure she's received enough rep to have some clout, but hasn't the posts to use it.

cyclist.ca · 04-24-2008, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biggles604

British have an awesome sense of humour, you could learn a lot. Really... I mean it!

You keep telling yourself that

Here is a British joke:
-------------
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
--------------

I'd rather stick to my sense of humour and post this:

Caption: "not now kid"

04-24-2008, 08:48 PM	#1
biggles604 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 11,506 Rep Power: 5733283	I'm having a cyclist.ca moment. I suddenly felt all cyclist.ca like and decided to post a crap joke. A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven' t got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

04-24-2008, 09:06 PM	#2
lambert Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: gone fishin' Posts: 4,096 Rep Power: 131208	there is a cure for that. __________________ i'm a has been, trying to be a never was on the comeback trail.

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04-24-2008, 09:54 PM	#4
cyclist.ca Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,527 Rep Power: 0	That is a crap joke and it is funny! P.S. Lambert, there is no cure, you better watch out as it may be contagious, Biggles604 got infected.

04-24-2008, 10:45 PM	#10
cyclist.ca Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,527 Rep Power: 0	Wendy was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Wendy was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Wendy's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Wendy told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the girls. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?" "Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.".........The policeman fainted.