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Old 04-11-2008, 09:57 AM   #1
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A fly is hovering six inches above water.
A Fish is fish-eyeing the fly and thinks to itself, "If that fly drops six inches, I'm gona get that fly!".
Meanwhile...
A Bear on the side of the stream is staring at the fish and it thinks to itself, "If that fly drops six inches, that fish is gona get that fly and I'm gona barely get that fish!".
Meanwhile...
A Hunter is scoping out the bear and he thinks to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, that fish is gona get that fly, that bear is gona get that fish, and im shoot that there bear!".
Meanwhile...
A mouse twitches it's nose to the aroma of cheddar coming from the hunter's back pocket and it chitters to itself, "If that fly drops six inches, that fish is gona get that fly, that bear is gona get that fish, that hunter is gona shoot that bear, and im gona get that piece of cheese!".
Meanwhile...
A cat is on the prowl and notices the mouse and it thinks to itself, "If that fly drops six inches, that fish is gona get that fly, that bear is gona get that fish, that hunter is gona shoot that bear, that mouse is gona get that piece of cheese, and I'm gona get that mouse!"
Suspense...
A minute passes by and all hell breaks loose.
The fly drops six inches.
The Fish gets the fly.
The Bear gets the fish.
The hunter shoots the bear.
The mouse gets the cheese.
The cat pounces at the mouse.
But misses and lands in the water...

What is the morale of the story?


Every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy's gona get wet.
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:35 PM   #2
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:44 PM   #3
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:46 PM   #4
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Oh Hai!

Fly Ar Hoverin Six Inchez Abuuv Watr. Fish Ar Teh Fish-eyeins Teh Fly And Thinkz To Itself, "if That Fly Dropz Six Inchez, Im Gona Get That Fly!".
Meanwhile.. Bear On Teh Side Of Teh Stream Ar Starin At Teh Fish And It Thinkz T Itself, "if That Fly Dropz Six Inchez, That Fish Ar Gona Get That Fly And Im Gona Barly Get That Fish!".
Meanwhile... Huntr Ar Teh Scopin Out Teh Bear And He Thinkz 2 Himself, "if That Fly Dropz Six Inchez, That Fish Ar Teh Gona Get That Fly, That Bear Ar Teh Gona Get That Fish, And Im Shoot That There Bear!".
Meanwhile... Mouse Twitchez Itz Nose To Teh Aroma Of Cheddar Comins From Teh Huntrz Back Pocket And It Chitterz To Itself, "if That Fly Dropz Six Inchez, That Fish Ar Gona Get That Fly, That Bear Ar Gona Get That Fish, That Huntr Ar Gona Shoot That Bear, And Im Gona Get That Piece Ov Cheez!".
Meanwhile... Cat Ar Teh On Teh Prowl And Noticez Teh Mouse And It Thinkz To Itself, "if That Fly Dropz Six Inchez, That Fish Ar Teh Gona Get That Fly, That Bear Ar Gona Get That Fish, That Huntr Ar Teh Gona Shoot That Bear, That Mouse Ar Gona Get That Piece Of Cheez, And Im Gona Get That Mouse!"
Suspense... Minute Passez By And All Hell Brekkz Loose.
Teh Fly Dropz Six Inchez.
Teh Fish Getz Teh Fly.
Teh Bear Getz Teh Fish.
Teh Huntr Shootz Teh Bear.
Teh Mouse Getz Teh Cheez.
Teh Cat Pouncez At Teh Mouse.
But Missez And Landz In Teh Watr... Whut Ar Teh Morale Of Teh Story? Every Time Fly Dropz Six Inchez, Pussyz Gona Get Wet.

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