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Old 03-10-2008, 10:36 PM   #1
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Amazing fishing trip

He began his day with a 15 pound steelhead on the first cast and an 18 pound on the second. On the third cast he had just caught his first ever Steely over 20 pounds when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water. He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with3 steelies over 20 pounds.

He was jubilant........then he remembered his wife.

Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you?! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the river your wife has been languishing in the ICU!! It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor then chuckled and said........"I'm just messin with ya. She's dead. What'd you catch?"
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:05 PM   #2
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Oh that's so funny in so many bad ways!
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:55 PM   #3
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i think this is funny...
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Old 03-11-2008, 12:03 AM   #4
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A man walks into a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out
a gun ... and robs the bank!!!
To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next
customer in line: "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The customer replies: "YES!"

The bank robber raises his gun, POINTS IT & BANG!! SHOOTS HIM in THE HEAD
AND KILLS HIM!

He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says, to the man ... "DID
... YOU ... SEE ... ME ... ROB THIS BANK?"

The man calmly responds: "No, but my wife did!"
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Old 03-11-2008, 12:39 AM   #5
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Seems international women's day is over
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