i can haz superpowers?

[DaveM]

Not far off

DaveM is able to view distant locations with his mind. He also possesses the power to erase the memories of others and he wages war using a deadly stinger made from rock, but only in the presence of a cat. Terribly, DaveM struggles with being slow.

[Bushman]

pretty good no?

Lady G wages war wielding a frightening rocket launcher, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Also, she developed the talent to transform any woman into cloth, but doing so drains her attractiveness for two days. Lady G possesses the power to transform her body into plastic and she can teleport to far-off galaxies using an extraordinary sport-utility vehicle, but only while carrying her gloves. She has the power to leap to any point in the universe, but never while performing a series of gestures. Lady G has the power to tunnel through solid gold and she has a miraculous leadership ability. She likewise can sculpt and mold all dust with a thought and she has learned to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it in a field around herself, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Lady G is able to take control of earthworms and she has mastered the ability to transform any ox into an ant, but can only do so four times a day. She also has been known to copy the skills of her foes and she can steal attacks of her combatants and use it against them. Lady G conquers adversaries with a poisonous pattern of magic spells made from illusion and she can change shape into a lizard. Lamentably, Lady G is notorious for being deaf.

[Gran Torino]

Originally Posted by tungsten

tungsten developed the talent to view distant locations with his mind. He likewise has the power to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to increase his massive subterranean lair, but he must speak words of power to do so. tungsten boasts all of the powers and talents of a yak (huh?) and he has learned to make duplicates of himself, however only in summer. Also, he attacks using a magical boomerang and he rides a legendary assault vehicle into battle. tungsten fights wielding a radioactive quarterstaff that also grants an unbelievable leadership ability.

Ha!

[Heavy Pedal]

" Shamefully, Heavy Pedal is infamous for being stupid."

I don't like this game.....

[Nechako]

Nechako has mastered the ability to block explosive missiles and deflect them toward a single enemy. Also, he rides an overwhelming surfboard into battle, but using this power makes him incredibly massive for five minutes. Nechako owns a marvelous power to recover quickly from wounds, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Lamentably, Nechako is infamous for being unable to see frogs.

[Lady Gravity]

Originally Posted by Heavy Pedal

" Shamefully, Heavy Pedal is infamous for being stupid."

I don't like this game.....

just hit "try again"

[Sorbet]

Sorbet has mastered the ability to force parrots to flee. Additionally, he boasts a terrific constitution and he conquers opponents wielding a razor-sharp knife made from fluid. Sorbet resists assailants with an accurate tentacle that also grants a bewildering fame throughout the nation and he is able to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and use it to magnify his ability to regenerate. He has been known to scan the memories of others. Lamentably, Sorbet is handicapped by being ill-mannered.

[Onegear]

Onegear has learned to copy any talent of his enemies. Additionally, he lords over a group of badgers and he resists attackers using a terrible club that also grants an exceptional sense of smell. Onegear has the power to hurl sonic waves from his knife toward a single combatant, however using this power makes him tiny for one hour. Additionally, he has been known to become immovable and he owns all of the powers and talents of a monkey. onegear developed the talent to tunnel through solid sand and he wields a toxic sai. Unfortunately, onegear takes harm from exposure to glass.

I can make Honey Badgers give a shit!! woo hoo

[PUNKY]

Terribly, Punky becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of kevlar.

[Oatbag]

Oatbag possesses the power to transform string into dust. Also, he has been known to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple assailants. Sadly, Oatbag becomes ugly in the presence of gold.

My first power is pretty sad, but the second seems alright. Have to watch out for that gold though.

[Knnn]

It all went swimmingly until ... "Tragically, Knnn becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of silver".

[Buster Bluth]

Buster Bluth has learned to force nightmares to dance a jig, but only when happy. Additionally, it can teleport to distant stars and it can tunnel through solid glass, however can only do so once an hour. Buster Bluth has mastered the ability to cause its opponents to become stupid and it has been known to become incorporeal, but never while in pain. It likewise has the ability to become gigantic and it has the power to skim the memories of others. Buster Bluth developed the talent to transform gold into titanium. Unfortunately, Buster Bluth is infamous for being slow.

Sounds about right. Nothing surprises me in this description. Now excuse me whilst I skim your memories.

[Loopie]

loopie has the power to view distant locations with his mind. He likewise can block heat beams and deflect them against multiple combatants and he has been known to make duplicates of himself, but using this power draws a lot of attention. loopie possesses the power to copy the mental attributes of his enemies and he rides a stupendous sport-utility vehicle into battle. He also is able to fire blinding light from his amulet against a series of adversaries and he has inherited all of the powers and talents of a penguin, however doing so drains his intelligence for six seconds. Terribly, loopie becomes rigidly inflexible in the presence of silver.

[Fast Orange]

fast orange has the power to become incorporeal. Additionally, he developed the talent to take control of gravity and bend it to his will and he is protected from damage by a magic shield, however never while in pain. fast orange has the ability to teleport faster than the speed of sound and he can block deadly radiation and deflect them against a series of adversaries. He also has been known to confuse the strategies of an opponent. Sadly, fast orange has a weakness of being confused.

My power of confusion is also my weakness! Curses

[Onegear]

Originally Posted by Loopie

.....he rides a stupendous sport-utility vehicle into battle. .......

like this?