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Old 03-23-2012, 03:17 PM   #1
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:51 PM   #2
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I'd consider the Apokatana from here: http://zombietools.net/tools/
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Old 03-24-2012, 06:46 PM   #3
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The Katana is clearly the weapon of Choice for the Zombie Apocalypse. As we will see in season three of the Walking dead, with Michonne.
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pfft... lol katanas

If a zombie apocalypse were to really happen, you'd want a bear suit.
With chainsaw hands.

(maybe solar powered electric chainsaw hands? They'd be quieter, and you wouldn't have to worry about gas.)

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Fuck your katana.

This is a zombie fighting tool
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That's perfect until the gas runs out.
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That's perfect until the gas runs out.

Or diesel. Also, what happens when the operator runs out of cookies and his heroin addiction gets the best of him/her?
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Fuck your katana.

This is a zombie fighting tool
Not so bad, I wouldnt mind a fortified combine cab as my mobile zombie weapn and the Katana sword as a hand weapon of choice *IF* the the zombie disease didnt transfer from zombie blood spatter. Otherwise, I'd just fuck a hot asian zombie girl and join the movement.
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Fuck your katana.

This is a zombie fighting tool
1. Too much Noise (don't need to be attracting any more attention)

2. Too slow if there are lots of em

3. Need to flip the saw to the top to cut off their heads

4. would really suck to get stuck in there if it breaks down or runs out of fuel.

Katana, hammer, hatchet, and footspeed are all you need.

Sorry forgot the utimate stealth longrange weapon....crossbow


These are the guys Id be more worried about, than a few roamers and biters
Full of testosterone,big knives and no brains.

Funny how serious they take themselves

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People who "lol @ katana" and come back with weapons that require fuel deserve to be the first to get infected.
Massive zombie apocalypse preparation failure.

I say carry some lightweight ballistic weapons, and DEF. a sword or two at all times for when ammo is out.
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