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Old 09-03-2009, 12:04 PM   #1
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possibly the last season of the hit show " days in the life of partbreaker"
got internet again, finnaly. well i know yall like crazy "american" kid storys like the ones me and kod used to tell. so here is possible the last one for me for a long ass time.

bare with me this is long

So ive been getting worse and worse as far as drugs and crime are involved right? well i got kicked out recently and had a "fun" time being high and drunk off my ass running through the woods in my boxers and NEW yeah my NEW mother fucking cowboy boots with my gf... yeah right doesnt sound like fun does it?

well lets start from the begining right... i might have to start this then finish it later as i haave court in 3 hours and ive been up all night smoking...........

well any how, i was down at the lake with my girl right? the average fun night for a teen, got drunk, got high, got some, got chased by the cops. .................................................. .wait that last part sounds shitty, i feel sorry for that guy, oh wait... thats me right? we were all fucked up, and fucking in the lake, when a cop rolls past the boat dock, patrols, and notices my music is on in my truck, stops and checks out my truck right? so im scared shittless because inside my truck is 4 oz of purp hydro, bars, cigs, papers, bonds ect ect.... he walks back to his car after OPENING MY GODDAMNED TRUCK AND LOOKING AROUND!!!! by now im litterally SHITTING BRICKS. so we wait and he dont leave. desides maybe he could catch me.

me and my babe deside "lets get it on" while the cop is there. well she made a noice. well, more a moan. ok scratch that she pretty much fucking screams " OMG GIVE ME MORE" and the cop is on us like white on rice.
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sorry this is gonna take to long and court is coming up. i will finish it later
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Old 09-03-2009, 12:25 PM   #2
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Aw shit... Hope you don't get thrown in the clink, and can come back and finish your story.

And get your girl a ball-gag, for taking it big quietly.
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Old 09-03-2009, 12:39 PM   #3
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This is an even suckier version of Penthouse Forum circa 1987 right?
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Old 09-03-2009, 02:32 PM   #4
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At least those were edited for spelling and continuity.
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Old 09-03-2009, 04:01 PM   #5
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by now im litterally SHITTING BRICKS.
Shitting bricks must hurt. Did you keep them? You never know when a brick is going to be useful.

I still think it's funny that PB has better spelling and grammar than a lot of board members here.
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Old 09-03-2009, 04:03 PM   #6
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y'know I managed to do all that kind of shit while still holding down a job with a multi-national corporation ,never got arrested ,never got killed ,never got religion ... get your shit together you fucking loser
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I don't understand why he calls her his "girl" when "her" name is Bruce
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maybe that's his future cell mate
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Old 09-03-2009, 06:13 PM   #12
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Could someone with some freetime please compile all of partbreaker's threads and put them together in a file and post on here. I would love to print it off and get it bound as a soft cover bathroom ready.

best selllers list here we come.

we could call it.... Memoirs of a 'Merican
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:23 PM   #13
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I don't understand why he calls her his "girl" when "her" name is Bruce
when you are "taking it big" from someone and call him a girl it is not ghe.... oh wait, yeah it still is
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