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Old 04-04-2009, 04:12 AM   #1
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i am on a week without sex or porn, but this is pretty timely

language is pretty offensive but no one gets naked

the first one is great, the others i dunno

http://www.jamesgunn.com/pg-porn
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Wha wha WHAT !?!?!??!

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i am on a week without sex or porn, but this is pretty timely

language is pretty offensive but no one gets naked

the first one is great, the others i dunno

http://www.jamesgunn.com/pg-porn
What the hell did you do for a judge to make such a ruling?
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Porn is over-rated and can actually make real sex less enjoyable.

Me - I prefer to have lots of sex - much more fun!
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Me - I prefer to have lots of sex - much more fun!
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I must be feeling charitable because I'm going to leave this wide-open doorway alone, and walk away, quietly...
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Old 04-04-2009, 04:28 AM   #8
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Old 04-04-2009, 05:31 AM   #9
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has anyone watched the vid?
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There's a vid?
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:05 AM   #11
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has anyone watched the vid?
fuckin hilarious

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Old 04-04-2009, 10:40 AM   #13
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Okay, explain how porn without sex is porn.
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Okay, explain how porn without sex is porn.
your mom must have felt just a little guilty dropping you so much as a kid
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theres a really good one, i think its on the spiketv webpage its called "helpful bus"

edit: here
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