View Full Version : so...i got mud in my eye
tomatoz
03-15-2003, 11:11 PM
i was ridding the shore today and i got mud in my eye, and it is still there,
i was just wondering is ther any thing i can do? to get it out
cry, wash it out with water, go to the doc etc.
teh easiest way to remove dirt from your eye is to lean your head over a sink... face side up....
have someone pour water into your eyes from a glass...of course u have to keep your eyes open...
its kinda freaky the first few times u have to do it, but it gets easier in time...
working in a dusty Auto shop i have to rinse my eyes every now and then... its alot better then letting the dirt stay in there and rubing your eyes raw....
FuManChu
03-15-2003, 11:24 PM
pour gas on your face and lgiht it on fire, then mud will be the least of your concerns :dizzy:
wilkez
03-15-2003, 11:33 PM
i think crying is the best suggestion
goggles work for next time
Scarface
03-15-2003, 11:42 PM
visine or any eye drops if u cant cry
Nelson
03-15-2003, 11:44 PM
My friend fell into a 2ft puddle of mud today on pangor...mud in his eyes nose, ears, mouth he was totally covered!
Rosscofat
03-15-2003, 11:50 PM
I just be a man and pick it out with a stick or a sharp blade or somthin
JimmyJ
03-15-2003, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by FuManChu
pour gas on your face and lgiht it on fire, then mud will be the least of your concerns :dizzy:
:lol: BAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL omg I just pictured that :lol:
.glib
03-16-2003, 12:06 AM
Talk to gearwh0re. He had something in his eye for a couple years.
ronald55555
03-16-2003, 12:06 AM
just swollow it
go to a local school and use there emergency eyewash thingers..... me and my friends have compitions to see who can keep there eyes on the thing for the longest... ahhahahah
coqdhkid
03-16-2003, 12:09 AM
if i have something in my eye, i try to sleep and then its always gone............but on halloween a roman candle fucked up and i got sparks in my eye, so i went to the doc and he put this solution stuff in there and my eye turned yellow, then he just used a q-tip and took it out:D
switch
03-16-2003, 01:56 AM
onions
Ipecac
03-16-2003, 01:59 AM
Flush your eyes with water.
And stop 'ridding'... it sounds dangerous.
eeyun
03-16-2003, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by Ipecac
Flush your eyes with water.
And stop 'ridding'... it sounds dangerous.
yeah, what he said. sitck your head in the toilet with water running.
j/k felix, try blinking a lot, or try getting some running water through there.
TokSik
03-16-2003, 02:22 AM
Fill a shot glass with water, lean forward and put it over your eye, then flip your head back and swish it around.
Action Hero
03-16-2003, 03:01 AM
Stop being such a pussy is my suggestion.:P
darren-R
03-16-2003, 10:26 AM
fill goggles up with water and put them on, then shake your head around
Garris
03-16-2003, 10:48 AM
HOld your eyelids open..it will make your eye water...
Its worked for me..
corey@nsmb.com
03-16-2003, 11:07 AM
Put more dirt in to displace the other dirt. Then stop and think about why you ride..Dirt in the eye is scary, especially when you ride these big and scary mountain bikes. Maybe getting dirty just isn't your cup of tea?
Its a difficult decision..a) quit riding, dirt in the eye is just too much to deal with
or
b) Suck it up, man-up and wash your eye out.You won't die.
Biking Fiend
03-16-2003, 02:05 PM
i hear crying helps
white ri0t
03-16-2003, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Mulletron
Put more dirt in to displace the other dirt. Then stop and think about why you ride..Dirt in the eye is scary, especially when you ride these big and scary mountain bikes. Maybe getting dirty just isn't your cup of tea?
Its a difficult decision..a) quit riding, dirt in the eye is just too much to deal with
or
b) Suck it up, man-up and wash your eye out.You won't die.
who pissed in your cornflakes, Cory :lol: ;)
Broken Fusion!
03-16-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Mulletron
Put more dirt in to displace the other dirt. Then stop and think about why you ride..Dirt in the eye is scary, especially when you ride these big and scary mountain bikes. Maybe getting dirty just isn't your cup of tea?
Its a difficult decision..a) quit riding, dirt in the eye is just too much to deal with
or
b) Suck it up, man-up and wash your eye out.You won't die.
rrrrrrowwr!
:rawr:
I was just kidding, don't ban me please
switch
03-16-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Mulletron
b) Suck it up, man-up and wash your eye out.You won't die.
No kidding. Give the guy a straw.... :D
Charles_T
03-16-2003, 03:34 PM
Dirt in the eye is a serious issue in this day and age.
One day, you could be rolling around downtown, and then next minute you notice that you're right in the Heart of East Hastings!
Scared to the brink of pooping, you step on the gas and book outta there, but as you're kickin' it out, a gob of Tainted Dirt sprays up into your eye... you swerve, and almost hit a car.
Who knows whose blood could have been on that dirt?! X-O
My suggestion is to steal some Kickass Safety Glasses from work... then tuck them inside your Full Face and look like a poindextor...
Respec!
When I was a lil' guy, my mom wouldn't let me get eye-drops... so I would take my swimming goggles and fill them up with water, put them on and walk around in a blurry haze...
Shit, when I bought those goggles, I felt like the Koolest Kid!! X-D
Broken Fusion!
03-16-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by Charles_T
Dirt in the eye is a serious issue in this day and age.
One day, you could be rolling around downtown, and then next minute you notice that you're right in the Heart of East Hastings!
Scared to the brink of pooping, you step on the gas and book outta there, but as you're kickin' it out, a gob of Tainted Dirt sprays up into your eye... you swerve, and almost hit a car.
Who knows whose blood could have been on that dirt?! X-O
My suggestion is to steal some Kickass Safety Glasses from work... then tuck them inside your Full Face and look like a poindextor...
Respec!
When I was a lil' guy, my mom wouldn't let me get eye-drops... so I would take my swimming goggles and fill them up with water, put them on and walk around in a blurry haze...
Shit, when I bought those goggles, I felt like the Koolest Kid!! X-D
http://www.uvex.com/Images/classic.jpg
.glib
03-16-2003, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Broken Fusion!
http://www.uvex.com/Images/classic.jpg
http://www.fundframes.com/images/big_goggles.jpg
.glib
03-16-2003, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Gandalf
http://www.fundframes.com/images/big_goggles.jpg
http://raskcycle.com/ACC/ACC2.htg/20140.jpg
KOW49
03-16-2003, 05:12 PM
:lol:
Biking Fiend
03-16-2003, 05:15 PM
i think inshane has some safety goggles that are very helpful
Rexington420
03-16-2003, 06:35 PM
CRY LIKE A BABY FELIX!
hahahahah... joking rinse your eye's out with water (put the water in your hands and then into your eyes) do it a few times and then go to sleep and the next day it should be fine....
TokSik
03-16-2003, 06:37 PM
Oh yeah, don't try to blink the dirt out. That could just cause it to scratch your eye.
corey@nsmb.com
03-16-2003, 06:53 PM
Ha! I was only kidding!!! :lol:
Keefer
03-16-2003, 08:05 PM
No joke, this really works.
Go to the local seven 11 and buy a slurpee. a small one is enough. Drink it as fast as you can (screw the brainfreeze) take the cup once you're done, put in on your head, and use the straw to suck it up princess.
TokSik
03-16-2003, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Keefer
No joke, this really works.
Go to the local seven 11 and buy a slurpee. a small one is enough. Drink it as fast as you can (screw the brainfreeze) take the cup once you're done, put in on your head, and use the straw to suck it up princess.
Buahahahaha!
:lol:
Charles_T
03-17-2003, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Broken Fusion!
http://www.uvex.com/Images/classic.jpg
Haha... I didn't mean these type of safety goggles... I meant these...
"Borrow" them from your local Government employer...
http://www.uvex.com/Images/genesis.jpg
tazzmenn
03-17-2003, 03:39 PM
use the gas. but drench any family near you we want your seed destroyed.
Virago
03-17-2003, 03:54 PM
Smash your nuts, pussy.
parksvilleguy
03-17-2003, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by coqdhkid
if i have something in my eye, i try to sleep and then its always gone............but on halloween a roman candle fucked up and i got sparks in my eye, so i went to the doc and he put this solution stuff in there and my eye turned yellow, then he just used a q-tip and took it out:D
mmmmmm that sounds like yummyness
water works best, or rubbing alcohol, lol.:thepimp:
Titec-
03-17-2003, 04:38 PM
didn't gear whore mess is eye up? ask him he could help his eye is better now:)
ouch!!
03-17-2003, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Gandalf
Talk to gearwh0re. He had something in his eye for a couple years.
well they did tell him if he didn't stop doing it he would go blind!
:lol:
Corrupt Rodent
03-18-2003, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by FuManChu
pour gas on your face and lgiht it on fire, then mud will be the least of your concerns :dizzy:
Originally posted by Keefer
No joke, this really works.
Go to the local seven 11 and buy a slurpee. a small one is enough. Drink it as fast as you can (screw the brainfreeze) take the cup once you're done, put in on your head, and use the straw to suck it up princess.
:lol:
I haven't laughed this hard in a while:lol:
But yeah for your eye..! Be careful when you're flushing your eye cause once I pulled out a glass from the cupbord and it wasn't washed properly after mixing oil and vinegar dressing and I used it to clean my eye in my haste and my god it hurt so much I was rolling on the kitchen floor screaming
corey@nsmb.com
03-18-2003, 10:24 AM
This is pretty sad. 4 pages of replies for getting mud in your eye. For sheeps sake, if you have made it to the ripe age of 15, surely you have the capacity to remove dirt from your eye without the consultation of 50 people!
The "SHORE" board. :mad:
Its getting more like an Anne Landers column. :rolleyes:
Lady Gravity
03-18-2003, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by Mulletron
Its getting more like an Anne Landers column. :rolleyes:
You read Ann Landers?! :eek:
corey@nsmb.com
03-18-2003, 11:03 AM
yeah, every day. I live and die by it.
Actually no.
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