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Smoke
04-21-2007, 05:57 PM
OK, so this could be the easiest contest ever. Unlike the old RaceFace contest, "Crap On My Desk" (which I thought was really cool and so am obviously emulating), I don't require any stories, or homemade videos, or anything like that. Just show up...

You heard me.

Just ... Show ... Up.

Starting this week, anyone who wants to come up and hang out in Westbank is more than welcome to visit. I have several layers of dirtbag accommodations available, from bunkbeds, to tents (we like to refer to this part as "The Gaza Strip"), to patches of dirt in the yard. Bonus points, redeemeable for nothing at all, can be earned by helping out with local trail maintenance or giving gifts of twisty spikes to the local bike shop.

Some conditions:


Please be tidy and respectful. We have neighbours and tenants.
Any paying customers and other committments that we have take precedence over your dirtbag needs.
Donations are gladly accepted and will be put towards the hot tub fund.
Beer and food are considered valid forms of bribery.
You really should contact me before you arrive, just to make sure that we're even here.


So if you're up on all that, then drop me a line at bpbiking@gmail.com or hit me on the cel phone at 250 826 4766. My real season gets going in late June, so really, this is only a valid offer for the next 6 to 8 weeks. Get on it, ya skids.




heckler
04-21-2007, 07:02 PM
lonely already?

we miss you too!

the flying moose
04-21-2007, 07:42 PM
is clothing optional?

Smoke
04-22-2007, 09:41 AM
is clothing optional?

Clothing is optional, but at my discretion. Lets call that the MudBunny rule....

Joe Dick
04-22-2007, 10:22 AM
I'll be working down there in a couple weeks or when the snow melts on the higher ground. will trade beer for trail directions.

shirk
04-22-2007, 06:00 PM
Beer and food are considered valid forms of bribery.


Damn, your an elected offical there already? Thats quick?

the Master Plan Dan
04-22-2007, 08:47 PM
Clothing is optional, but at my discretion. Lets call that the MudBunny rule....

I am sure that I can muster up Jan and Dec!

HAHAHAHHAH!

newgirl
04-23-2007, 10:37 AM
well Miss Jan is totally in. Dan and Aims - lets go!

Jerry-Rig
04-25-2007, 12:02 AM
well Miss Jan is totally in

and out.... and repeat.

Smoke
04-27-2007, 11:06 AM
Well, we're moved in. Check out our well stocked fridge...

http://www.bushpilotbiking.com/gallery/albums/wpw-20070425/normal_April-22_2.jpg

the Master Plan Dan
04-27-2007, 11:26 AM
^Good to see you folks have your priorities in order!

Dan

newgirl
04-27-2007, 11:49 AM
and out.... and repeat.

JW you are a v. naughty boy. spankies for that one.

Smoke
04-27-2007, 11:52 AM
Don't encourage him...

the Master Plan Dan
04-27-2007, 11:54 AM
JW you are a v. naughty boy. spankies for that one.

Yeah that sounds punishing!

Jerry-Rig
04-30-2007, 10:21 PM
JW you are a v. naughty boy. spankies for that one.

I'm sure Dharma is getting his fair share..... ;-)

corey@nsmb.com
05-06-2007, 11:08 AM
You are looking for a hot tub?

I might be able to work something out for you. My parents have one that they want to get rid of. It is in decent shape, but will need the pump rebuilt.

I'll talk to them. Getting it out requires the gazeebo to be taken down and disposed of, and the "extraction" of the hot tub may require a portion of the fence to be removed and reinstalled.

I know my dad has grumbled about getting rid of it, but I am not sure how committed he is to following through, and I know he doesn't want to spend any time on it.

If you are interested, I can ask. It will be a bit of work, but I can probably swing the tub for free.

Let me know via email.