[nbr] new vehicle

[seand]

so we decided it was time for a new vehicle. this time we wanted something a tiny bit bigger and more rugged than our vw golf. We were thinking a subie outback...then something caught our eye. now we can shuttle, even on the moon, and well, can bring bikes, boards/skis, and even our car in the bed of the truck.


ahhh the american dream!









http://www.marax.at/funpix/ford_f650_05.jpg



edit: no, we did not really buy this. umbullit sent me a link to this and I could not resist making thread. :)

[umbullit]

hot damn.
now thats a truck.

[synchro]

hahaha sweet. say have you seen the six door version of those things?

[seand]

this thing?

http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0606/22/f650-supertruck-xuv.jpg


yeah see, that only got 5 gallons to the mile so we went with the smaller, more eco-friendly 2 gallons to the mile version.

[the Master Plan Dan]

Holy!

[jbazett]

Global Warming, Shmobile Warming....:coo:

[seand]

^^ exactly!

I can also carry Mr. Kohut around in the back. This will fit in perfectly at Whistler.

The plusses just keep adding up.

[Troup]

Take that Jaysin!

[synchro]

this thing?

no,this one

http://www.f650pickups.com/p1.jpg

[jbazett]

MMMmmm blue flames + Huge truck + Fake tanned,Bulemic chick in blue bikini...... The ultimate in tiny manhood compensation...

[skifreak]

I still think you'd be better off with one of these for shuttling..

http://www.offroad-trailer.com/readride/tommy-unimog.jpg

suv style

http://www.westerntruck.com/images/unimog-r_sm.jpg

nice 4 door

http://unimog.net/exchange/photos/061122-10.jpg

[synchro]

MMMmmm blue flames + Huge truck + Fake tanned,Bulemic chick in blue bikini...... The ultimate in tiny manhood compensation...

bulemic? doood, check out the legs and glutes on that girl

[Troup]

We're talking big trucks?

http://bb.nsmb.com/showthread.php?t=88588

[synchro]

I still think you'd be better off with one of these for shuttling..

nice 4 door

http://unimog.net/exchange/photos/061122-10.jpg

that's the perfect shuttle machine

[Jah]

I still think you'd be better off with one of these for shuttling..

http://www.offroad-trailer.com/readride/tommy-unimog.jpg

suv style

http://www.westerntruck.com/images/unimog-r_sm.jpg

nice 4 door

http://unimog.net/exchange/photos/061122-10.jpg

Unimog would make a great shuttle machine.

I'd +1 yah but I have to wait.

[jbazett]

bulemic? doood, check out the legs and glutes on that girl

My mistake, Please strike that from the record and make up some whitty comment about fake boobs in it's place...... Mmmm fake boobs.....:banana:

[seand]

I still think you'd be better off with one of these for shuttling..

http://www.offroad-trailer.com/readride/tommy-unimog.jpg




easily the best means to shuttle eagle mountain. I am confident that I can drive through the gate now though on any fire road so perhaps I can help the pay-for-shuttle business model and race the huckwagon? :lol: j/k

[$$Chris*Ko$$]

Are you going to get a cow plow for that thing?.. maybe a steam whistle and a kaboos, jesus fuck buddy thats HUUUUGE... I bet penis englargment pills woulda been cheaper

j/k, fucking killer truck

[biggles604]

I think my penis shrank just from opening this thread.
The owners of those trucks must has some serious shortcomings to overcome.

[Lady Gravity]

ahaha whoa
i cant believe there are people that actually drive that thing
overcompensation is one of many terms that come to mind

[umbullit]

got a few out here in montana, know of a few in the bay area too.
They are work trucks, plain and simple.

[seand]

Are you going to get a cow plow for that thing?.. maybe a steam whistle and a kaboos, jesus fuck buddy thats HUUUUGE... I bet penis englargment pills woulda been cheaper

j/k, fucking killer truck


cow plowing...and honda plowing.

penis enlargement pills are obviously not as much fun.

[broken]

Don't laugh there are lots of rednecks in red deer pimping out those Ford F-650's -- they are retarded.

[Adam West]

Don't laugh there are lots of rednecks in red deer pimping out those Ford F-650's -- they are retarded.
hahaha
sorry i couldnt help it

[synchro]

who here wouldn't like to pull in to the sexboy lot on cypress for a shuttle in one of those things just for kicks?

[seand]

We pulled up in our golf with 7 bikes on it and 7 people inside...surely something of this size would have been more comfy...of course, we would have to fill the tank halfway up to the sexboy lot rolling in the f650, but at least it would be rollin' in style.

[Jake the Trog]

jesus christ that thing is rediculous. i have seen a few republican fake ranchers out here driving them. go out to aspen or vail and there they are huge pointless trucks with some asshole driving.

[Del]

The ford, I would almost admire someone for not giving a shit that much, it is hilarious. If you are gonna get a polluting truck you might as well go all the way and instead of tickling the atmosphere just fuck it into submission :lol:

[Jaysin]

they are replacing the US Militaries Humvee's with those tanks.

[Jeff M]

Haha, ridiculous.

At the same time, air travel burns an exorbitant amount of fuel and creates absurd pollution. But most people that fly halfway around the world for a 2 week vacation manage to avoid being branded environmental terrorists.

Don't get me wrong that truck is fugly and I wouldn't be caught dead in it. I just think the double standard is a bit ridiculous.

[biggles604]

Haha, ridiculous.

At the same time, air travel burns an exorbitant amount of fuel and creates absurd pollution. But most people that fly halfway around the world for a 2 week vacation manage to avoid being branded environmental terrorists.

Don't get me wrong that truck is fugly and I wouldn't be caught dead in it. I just think the double standard is a bit ridiculous.

Yeah, but when you split the distance covered, the fuel wasted with the amount of people on the flight, it's not so bad. Planes travel quick, so exhaust per hour will be much higher, but exhaust per person per unit distance is probably reasonable.

[Scott]

haha i love the streatche excursion body on the like F-650 chassy. They had one of thoes up in whistler, or somthing pretty similar. It looked pretty badass, wouldent mind gettin a ride in one of thoes from Van up to Whistler.

[jpi]

Check out the International XT series too. http://internationaldelivers.com/site_layout/XTFamily/index.asp

Pretty Badass. Like driving around in Optimus Prime

[Jeff M]

3 class boeing 747 (capacity 416) X let's say 85% full = 350 passengers
cruising economy = 5 gallons per mile
so cruising MPG = 75 MPG per person

This doesn't include takeoff and climbout, where engines are at full throttle and burning fuel at 2 or 3 times the cruising rate. How much this is mitigated of course depends on how long the flight it. Obviously much more significant on a 2 hour flight than a 12 hour flight. Still, its pretty good MPG considering the average car on the road gets 20 mpg and probably has 1 or maybe 2 people in it.

Cars (in north america anyways) have fairly stringent emissions controls, whereas a plane dumps exhaust straight out sans catalytic conversion.

I guess I don't really have a concrete answer on anything here. I just find it interesting that cars get a bad rap, but people still feel good about air travel, buying imported food, etc.

[skimtb1]

http://internationaldelivers.com/sit...mily/index.asp

Set a new trend at every corner. Traffic will stop. Jaws will drop. Envious stares will fuel your every turn. And trendsetters will scramble to play catch up with you. Life's good when you're calling the shots.

HOLY SHITE GET ME THAT TRUCK NOW!!!!!!!!!

[SIDESHOW]

monster trucks with no more ground clearance than a Jetta. Sweet.

[Troup]

monster trucks with no more ground clearance than a Jetta. Sweet.
well you definitely can't be talking about Unimogs, great clearance and one of the best off-road because of their brute size and weight, not trails but bogging and such.

[M@M]

ive seen a big ass elongated(is that even a real word?) one of those runnin around vancouver. red, with about 10 feet of truck hanging behind the rear axel.

[cameron]

dope sean!

[NOM4D]

http://www.gpv.com/pictures/8x8/Images/3.jpg

[pete]

So in the original post and picture, I'm curious as to what that thing on the front is. It looks like a hydraulic cyclinder attached to the cattleguard??/

Anyone?

[D1r7 R0(k]

So in the original post and picture, I'm curious as to what that thing on the front is. It looks like a hydraulic cyclinder attached to the cattleguard??/

Anyone?

might be used to control a plow.

[NeRo]

http://www.internationaldelivers.com/mycxt/aspnet/Generate.aspx?res=1280&textY=%2D165&textX=%2D9&pointSize=12&textColor=000000&textValue=PWND&graphicsColor=660099&graphicName=Lightning&truckColor=99ff00

YES!

[tFly]

http://www.internationaldelivers.com/mycxt/aspnet/Generate.aspx?res=1280&textY=%2D162&textX=%2D13&pointSize=12&textColor=ff0000&textValue=HUMMER%20KILLER%0A&graphicsColor=ff0000&graphicName=Barbwire&truckColor=000000

:fu:

[mudpuppy]

http://www.internationaldelivers.com/mycxt/aspnet/Generate.aspx?res=1280&textY=%2D165&textX=%2D9&pointSize=12&textColor=000000&textValue=Who%27s%20your%20Daddy%0A%0A&graphicsColor=00ff00&graphicName=TribalSharp&truckColor=ff0099

[synchro]

http://www.internationaldelivers.com/mycxt/aspnet/Generate.aspx?res=1280&textY=%2D165&textX=%2D9&pointSize=13&textColor=33ccff&textValue=SAMMICH%0AMACHINE&graphicsColor=33ccff&graphicName=Fire&truckColor=cc6699

[Troup]

I think they would look a lot better once you swapped off that silly looking step.

[mattj]

MMMmmm blue flames + Huge truck + Fake tanned,Bulemic chick in blue bikini...... The ultimate in tiny manhood compensation...


Definitely agreeing with Synchro on that. This chick is probably 130 lbs. She's an athlete!

As well as the legs and glutes, check out the shoulders and abs!!!

The trucks in this thread make me sick and laugh at the same time...


-m

[seand]

i edited the first post after the first page of responses and strange PMs I was getting...no i didn't buy this thing...i couldnt afford it (both total cost and cost of fueling it)...perfect friday thread though :)

matt, i completely agree with you.

[tFly]

Say what you guys will, but I'm pretty sure I'd drive every truck in this thread while smoking big cigars, yelling into my cell phone and running over greenpeace activists.

[seand]

well running over greenpeace activists is giving back to the environment; whether you do so in one of the above posted trucks, or in a biodiesel jetta :)

[tashi]

Is your Jetta on straight fat? Or is there some place to buy biodiesel in Vancouver?

God I want a giant truck running on deep fryer fat. I may just put an extra fryer in my work kitchen just for that.