Synchro and the ham chamois

[cam@nsmb.com]

If you happen to be eating a ham sandwich as you read this you may want to close this thread. In fact if you are eating anything at all or if you have eaten in the last 24 or if you have ever eaten anything at all you may want to abort.

Consider yourself warned.

When Team Shuttlewhore arrived at the water tower it became clear that the Stella support, Heineken support and particularly the Lemon Ale support were beginning to take a toll. I think Jarrett formulated the plan (please correct me if I'm wrong).

I believe he said something like "Hey Splinky twenty bucks if you ride to the 6th switchback with a sandwich where your chamois should be - call it a ham shammy." Then he added another 20 if Mark would take a bite once he arrived at the sixth. I ponied up another 20 as did someone else and Mark had 60 reasons to taste ham with fruit de loin spread. Once we everyone got there Mark rubbed his package a few times as if to make sure everything was well seasoned. Jarrett of course came up with another idea. "Hey Aaron - I have 10 for you if you take the second bite." Soon 10 became 70 and Mark was ready to take the first sample what he cooked under the hood.

http://www.nsmb.com/images/cam/mark.jpg

Now this had everyone speechless - mostly because we were trying to avoid pissing our pants from laughing so hard. And then Aaron stepped up. Without a wince or a grimace he took a healthy bit of the sandwich that had been pressed between Mark's saddle and his package - and whatever else - for an hour of climbing. And this was three hours into the ride.

http://www.nsmb.com/images/cam/aaron.jpg

At this point we were all gobsmacked and Daryl was struggling to keep his lunch down. Welcome to the world of Team Shuttlewhore.

[heckler]

So much for ever eating Denny's Moons-Over-My-Hammy sandwich ever again!

http://www.dennys.com/LiveImages/enProductImage_39.gif

PS - I credit my wife for that beauty line.

[DrewM]

It was funny until I saw this:

http://photos.nsmb.com/showimage.php?i=9397&catid=searchresults&searchid=24873

[the flying moose]

he would have done it for free.

[DaveM]

I believe the $20 bet isn't the bad part of this event.

[apeshape]

HAHA. I heard that Uncle Duke one up'd Mr Frodo and made more money on the deal too.

[Uncle Duke]

HAHA. I heard that Uncle Duke one up'd Mr Frodo and made more money on the deal too.



no that wasnt me, I was dry heaving in the bushes..i lost $20 on the second half of the bet.

luckily there are no photos of the hamchomis debacle on the 6th switch.

[Ninja]

http://photos.nsmb.com/files/2/3/3/8/2/DSC_0196copy.jpg



It needed to be done. Oh and I see a new Avatar in someone future....

[apeshape]

no that wasnt me, I was dry heaving in the bushes..i lost $20 on the second half of the bet.

luckily there are no photos of the hamchomis debacle on the 6th switch.

Sorry I had my 'whores mixed up. Cam's article better should be entertaining.

[Uncle Duke]

Im sure you can understand why i dont want to be confused as involved on this one..yikes.

[apeshape]

*shudders - I understand completely

[TheGiggler]

that pic of splinky is from cyps.

trust me, you do not want to know what happenned on fromme ...

[mattj]

EWWWW other people participated in the eating of that? This is worse than what we heard in the Hurricane Grill...


-m

[Neo]

lol. nice.

[Uncle Duke]

personally I dont think the entire story should ever be told in print.. only word of mouth..its just too disturbing to have to read.

[enduramil]

My eyes! My eyes! Make the pain go away.

[the Master Plan Dan]

Ham has beed removed from my menu of food... for eternity! All good considering that I never really like it anyways!

Think of the poor pigs!

[cam@nsmb.com]

luckily there are no photos of the hamchomis debacle on the 6th switch.

Oh yes there are. I even have shots of you swallowing everything back down.

[cam@nsmb.com]

Sorry I had my 'whores mixed up. Cam's article better should be entertaining.

This stuff stays here on the board. In fact I'm going to link to this thread with a warning. The Ham Chamois is not for everyone.

[Silk]

I wish I had not seen the 6th event. Every time I go into Save on foods and see the 3.99 ham sandwich which I provided I feel dirty and sick.... I have lost what innocence I had left in that single moment.

[StefB]

So far we have this:

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1358/5803666/11455553/165910588.jpg

that:

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1358/5803666/11455553/165910586.jpg

and of course the next "Money Shot Winner":

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1358/5803666/11455553/165910585.jpg


Who else has more incriminating PG RATED pictures of the man they call Synchro's?

The man has quite the portfolio going. Help him out! :)

[DaveM]

I'm embarassed to say I've taken all of those photos.

[enduramil]

So far we have this:

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1358/5803666/11455553/165910588.jpg

that:

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1358/5803666/11455553/165910586.jpg

and of course the next "Money Shot Winner":

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1358/5803666/11455553/165910585.jpg


Who else has more incriminating PG RATED pictures of the man they call Synchro's?

The man has quite the portfolio going. Help him out! :)

No pics.

[StefB]

Be proud Dave.

You have forever embeeded the names of Davet and Synchro into the history of North Shore Mountain Biking, with the likes of Ernie "The End is Near" Crist and Moncia "Webbed feet" Craver.

Thank you for documenting the insanity. :rocker:

[Zedbra]

Hey Cam, it wasn't Ziration that finished it off.

[TheGiggler]

yeah Ziration was trying to distance himself from this while not losing his lunch ...

[Uncle Duke]

Oh yes there are. I even have shots of you swallowing everything back down.


by that point I had nearly regained my composure,and only my eyes were watering. moments earlier I was full dry heaving..

what can i say Im a vege for the most part.

by the way cam nice riding with you, let me know when you want to stop by the ssc.

[Uncle Duke]

and although erin is as crazy as it gets. he thru out an awesome ride that day. awesome climbing strength.

must've been eating good.?

[Knnn]

So far we have this:

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1358/5803666/11455553/165910588.jpg

that:

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1358/5803666/11455553/165910586.jpg

and of course the next "Money Shot Winner":

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1358/5803666/11455553/165910585.jpg


Who else has more incriminating PG RATED pictures of the man they call Synchro's?

The man has quite the portfolio going. Help him out! :)


O dear god, to think I actually bought something from this man ... how innocent I was....

[Neo]

I'd eat that sandwich but only if it's vegetarian!

[DaveM]

Be proud Dave.

You have forever embeeded the names of Davet and Synchro into the history of North Shore Mountain Biking, with the likes of Ernie "The End is Near" Crist and Moncia "Webbed feet" Craver.

Thank you for documenting the insanity. :rocker:

It's not really the legacy I was looking for. :lol:

[cam@nsmb.com]

I think somebody deleted my original post. I have put it back together and added photos. Enjoy.

[cam@nsmb.com]

Hey Cam, it wasn't Ziration that finished it off.

I know. He was trying to swallow the contents of his stomach that almost came back up.

[enduramil]

And so far no response from the man him self. Synchro, you still alive?

[synchro]

i'm trying out new recipies, like backdoor spicy sausage

[thebigchin]

Gawd!! I'm trying so hard to not follow this thread, but its just too compelling.

[Sketchy Flanders]

Is this an acid trip?

[Neo]

i'm trying out new recipies, like backdoor spicy sausage
:lol::lol:

its all about the nagafuki surprise.

[DaveM]

If you start experimenting with chili dogs, we can no longer be friends.