Quotes!WHAT!

[pedalfile]

i figured it would be quite entertaining if everyone posted there favourite qoutes from the meat hucking world of mountain bike riding.

Heres one of my personal favourite:

"I went too BIG!"
- Pre-Pubescent Gulevich.

Man that video clip ruled.

[Heatmizer]

Wish I could remember the name of the film or the guy it happened, to, but it's on an mtb dvd and the section is called Dirt Nap. Guy knocks himself unconcious on a landing, and he's lying there with his arm bent back behind his head at a bad angle. Everyone is freaked out, the guy wakes up, they all tell him not to move because of his arm, then he says "It's ok, that happens all the time"

[Shrew]

"guys we need a team name for my spraypainted velvet stickers.. umm hoes and volvos!"

"How many posts does Dannys GF have now? 42.. no wait 43!"

[jpi]

some bike vid...no more heroes, maybe?

"What's WITHOUT the toe clips?!" -some greaser

[Bridges!!!]

"gotta go big, lifes too short not to go big"
-Bender

[seand]

one of the nsx vids...6 i believe?

"guys are up in the air long enough to make a sandwhich...hey! make me a sandwhich"

..or something like that. just struck me as hilarious at the time.

[BrianPark]

"...to manuelllll!"

[corey@nsmb.com]

"We're talking about riders dropping in bottom first"

[Axl]

"tyler klassen can lick my balls" - sam hill, earthed 3

no idea why he said it, and i don't have anything against tyler, but i laughed hard. anyone know the story behind that statement?

i also remember that gulevich quote. that was in one of the NSX vids i'm almost sure. can't remember which one though.

[enduramil]

" Big snow storm, called in sick to work. Rode 9 days, 9 hours, 999." By Mountain Bike Mike in The Emergence. Might be a bit off as I'm going by memory.

[enduramil]

" I broke my bike." NSX video Dangerous Dan

[pedalfile]

i remember one about eating cereal in the air. that was pretty dope too.

[cheryl@nsmb.com]

"Tequilla tonight, tomorrow we ride!"

That "droping in bottoms first" one is a classic. Poor Dik never will live that one down.

[Trail Rider 1.0]

"Hey, you're Wade Simmons! My brother said you're washed up."

Or something to that effect. From one of, if not, the greatest, videos ever.

[cheryl@nsmb.com]

Kranked 3 was it?

[dudski]

"let's see some corked flips buudddaaaaaay." kurtis "mothaf*ckin" sorge

[King of Fasia]

"taco buhday, yeah i got the COMBO deal" Gareth Dyer after crashing in Disorder 5 and crumpling his wheel.

[Battlecat]

Ya that quote of gareths was funny, I like the first part better. He eats it and you can tell he is in alot of pain and he jsut says

"oh, need a new wheel"

:lol:

[Mr Ripper]

"Hey, you're Wade Simmons! My brother said you're washed up."

Or something to that effect. From one of, if not, the greatest, videos ever.

Classic

[Desloc]

"Hey, you're Wade Simmons! My brother said you're washed up."


'Kids these days are viiiiicious.' :)

RTTH



Des

[0_o]

"go f*ck yourself."

[SysCo.]

kids these days are vicious...lil shit..

-Wade Simmons

[Action Hero]

"skaters are......extremeeeely.....extreme, yea, skaters are extremely extreme"

[Adam West]

camera guy "lets see ya smile for your mum"
too some kid that ate it on some djs .heheh.

[Fat Whacker]

"Better to regret somthing you did vs somthing you didn't do" - Wade Simmons

[BrianPark]

Tostestosterone. -Wiz

[Jamie_k]

"skaters are......extremeeeely.....extreme, yea, skaters are extremely extreme"

Hahaha. Kyle scully

Jamie

[Ed von Schleck]

"tyler klassen can lick my balls" - sam hill, earthed 3

no idea why he said it, and i don't have anything against tyler, but i laughed hard. anyone know the story behind that statement?


What section is that quote in?

[Dan0]

"skaters are......extremeeeely.....extreme, yea, skaters are extremely extreme"

I laughed so hard when i first heard that on BITS 2.

[Jay T.]

Wish I could remember the name of the film or the guy it happened, to, but it's on an mtb dvd and the section is called Dirt Nap. Guy knocks himself unconcious on a landing, and he's lying there with his arm bent back behind his head at a bad angle. Everyone is freaked out, the guy wakes up, they all tell him not to move because of his arm, then he says "It's ok, that happens all the time"

russ morrel in statement i think

[ChunkyMonkey]

"Hey, you're Wade Simmons! My brother said you're washed up."

Or something to that effect. From one of, if not, the greatest, videos ever.
Ride to the Hills. I'll second the 'one of the best' comment. Between the two lines you stated, the kid also thows in "You suck!" Gotta be one of the top quotes.

[atb]

some bike vid...no more heroes, maybe?

"What's WITHOUT the toe clips?!" -some greaser

that was from nsx 7, it's one of my favorit quotes too.

[Neo]

the best video ever had almost no talking in it - SHIFT.

i think the only talking is when dane tuche or whatever his name is busts his chainstay dropout on that dirt jump - "massive pork legs" or something like that. and that excerpt of that interview with the asshole who wanted to shut down riding on the shore because of the liability. lol

[white ri0t]

Why build a bridge 6 feet wide 1 foot off the ground when you can build a bridge 1 foot wide 6 feet off the ground?"
Regular Dan. Not sure when or where, but I think it was on TV a long fucking time ago.

[AnTi-TrAiL_nAzI]

some bike vid...no more heroes, maybe?

"What's WITHOUT the toe clips?!" -some greaser
Mike McGregor
Nsx 7


"This is to the your riders of the day, you cant just do out and do a 20 footer,
go do:
2-10's
A 15
and THANNN do a 20"
- Dangerous dan
Nsx7

[Jerry-Rig]

"Chris come up short Glue"....... Digger, NSX 7

"I broke my leg !!!" ..... Wade Simmons, NSX 6

[bullit_kid]

Why build a bridge 6 feet wide 1 foot off the ground when you can build a bridge 1 foot wide 6 feet off the ground?"
Regular Dan. Not sure when or where, but I think it was on TV a long fucking time ago.

krankkked 2 ?

[Jerry-Rig]

krankkked 2 ?

Kranked 3.... West Van Chainsaw Massacre

[Biking Fiend]

its gonna be rediculous i says!

[Axl]

What section is that quote in?

It is in the extras. I can't remember which one but I think it's the part where they have Hannah, Rennie and Hill lined up against a wall and are talking about how Hill beat them by eight seconds.

There are probably some memorable quotes in that last extra segment. I swear that guy is on drugs during that interview.

[Bridges!!!]

"If i can jump a 30 foot gap, and i can tailwhip, I should be able to tailwhip a 30 foot gap"
-Van Homan or something, i unno

[FlipFantasia]

"If i can jump a 30 foot gap, and i can tailwhip, I should be able to tailwhip a 30 foot gap"
-Van Homan or something, i unno
road fools.....great quote! yeah, it was van homan....he destroyed that park!

[Straw]

russ morrel in statement i think

I think I remember him...wasn't he making noise about hitting all the big red bull stuff on his ht? what ever happened to him? I remember his bike too...Balfa minuteman I think. I remember because I have the same frame.

[hard_core_biker]

maybe not the best quote. but...
"fuck off, you rode this trail yesterday"
-some guy on a-line

[Ed von Schleck]

It is in the extras. I can't remember which one but I think it's the part where they have Hannah, Rennie and Hill lined up against a wall and are talking about how Hill beat them by eight seconds.

There are probably some memorable quotes in that last extra segment. I swear that guy is on drugs during that interview.

:lol:

Just saw that section. I agree he seems really, hm, weird. Would be interesting to hear why he randomly says something like that.

Oh, an you´re right, there are some hilarious quotes in the bonus section. Especially when the guy who´s the head of dirt magazine uk (can´t think of his name) talks about how to survive the megavalanche. :lol:

[bullit_kid]

Kranked 3.... West Van Chainsaw Massacre

pretty sure its kranked 2

but i could be mistaken

[ChunkyMonkey]

^ correct. The Dan Sedlacek quote was from Kranked 2, though the West Van chainsaw massacre was Kranked 3.

"Why would you want a fat, low bridge when you can build a high skinny one? Build it sick, build it high, build it skinny"

[Dantes Inferno]

kranked two

"build it sick...build it high...build it skinny!"

[hobo man]

pretty sure its kranked 2

but i could be mistaken
ur correct, it is kranked 2, u think mr rig would have a better memory as he is a solid 15 years older than you

[Jerry-Rig]

loss of memory over time and crashes....

[Grumster]

" get out of the WAY!"
Jeremy Harrison, attempting the impossible and riding down the 13 kink wooden handrail at griffin rec-centre. He tried, he side hopped, he landed no footed, he snapped his seatpost. What else can you ask for?

[Smoke]

"It's not my nuts, it's the part just above them"

[Axl]

"It's not my nuts, it's the part just above them"

I love that one too.

I think from the same NSX vid (3?) is digger saying soemthing about fixing a tacoed wheel. i always remember once they spin it again him saying...

"back in business"

i always liked that. short and simple.

there is also a great quote in that little XC vid that has circulated for a long time where they are riding along the narrow path on the side of a ridge and one guy takes a really nasty bail over the edge into the boulder field. i can't find the vid but his friends are saying to him that it's a tricky bit or something, and then a lot of "oh *&*!#@'s" follow, and then they tell him not to move. that whole quote would be worth posting if anyone has a copy or link to that vid.

[LOBOTIDULATOR]

"tailwhip, you got it"
-tuff crew video FOOTY

[Emmens]

"tailwhip, you got it"
-tuff crew video FOOTY
that was right to the pedals first try man

[Troup]

"skaters are......extremeeeely.....extreme, yea, skaters are extremely extreme"I laughed so hard when i first heard that on BITS 2.I own BITS 2 and have watched it numerous times, I've never once heard that line and I don't even think Scully's in it...Maybe you're thinking of a different film?

[Dan0]

no its in the bonus

[Scryder]

" jordan your air bridge colapsed"

[Troup]

"Ian axx is probably the worst mountain biker ever" - Tuff extra footage, Andy Chung

[BrianPark]

"Ian axx is probably the worst mountain biker ever" - Tuff extra footage, Andy Chung
That's not a quote, that's a scientific fact.

[::Liam::]

kirkaldie i think in synopsis : "they spent... minutes preparing this track..."

[atb]

"tyler klassen can lick my balls" - sam hill, earthed 3

no idea why he said it, and i don't have anything against tyler, but i laughed hard. anyone know the story behind that statement?

i also remember that gulevich quote. that was in one of the NSX vids i'm almost sure. can't remember which one though.

i found that guote yesterday in the bonus section. it was just so ramdom.

funnyest quote ever

[Axl]

i found that guote yesterday in the bonus section. it was just so ramdom.

funnyest quote ever

yeah, i think in part it is so funny because of his accent when he says it.

[BrianPark]

"Ian axx is probably the worst mountain biker ever" - Tuff extra footage, Andy Chung
Okay, I really don't know if that's in any video, but I'm pretty sure you're just thinking about when he was yelling that at the outdoor show a lot.

[synchro]

overheard at the entrance to 7th secret

"can we wait just a few minutes while i bleed my brakes?"

[SysCo.]

that was from nsx 7, it's one of my favorit quotes too.


without toe clips! gotta have toe clips...they were a fad that should have never stopped.

I own BITS 2 and have watched it numerous times, I've never once heard that line and I don't even think Scully's in it...Maybe you're thinking of a different film?

its in the bonus shit whistler kids trip...

That's not a quote, that's a scientific fact.
:lol:

[StuKen]

"If i can jump a 30 foot gap, and i can tailwhip, I should be able to tailwhip a 30 foot gap"
-Van Homan or something, i unno

Wroonngggggg. It was somebody talking about Van Homans mentality towards jumping over the Kona snakerun.

[Ed von Schleck]

yeah, i think in part it is so funny because of his accent when he says it.

I don´t even think he has an accent. It´s only that he doesn´t open his mouth when he´s talking. And yeah I agree... so random that it´s awesome. :lol:

[redsdisease]

I don´t even think he has an accent. It´s only that he doesn´t open his mouth when he´s talking. And yeah I agree... so random that it´s awesome. :lol:
No, he has an australian accent.

[Bridges!!!]

Wroonngggggg. It was somebody talking about Van Homans mentality towards jumping over the Kona snakerun.
Sorry stu :(
also, you have a blackberry so you suck

[aShogunNamedMarcus]

"I think you need to make the tranny a little flatter"

Wade after dropping diggers in something.

"are they at the top yet?"

"do you see them?"

"no"

"then they're not at the top yet"

[Action Hero]

ANYTHING from op schnaps.

[Grumster]

ahahahahah great movie.

[KING-OF E-VILLE]

"It's not my nuts, it's the part just above them"

that was KimSteed wasn't it. man that was old school, was that NSX-1?

I know this has been posted already, but I have to second it.

"why built it low and wide when you can build it tall and skinny"

(it may not be the exact quote, but me and my buddies still say that line all the time. its an inside joke these days. we say it sometimes when its not even relevent.)

[pedalfile]

that was KimSteed wasn't it. man that was old school, was that NSX-1?

Preston Blackie MUH FUGGA!

[Bridges!!!]

"I'm not gay, i just really want to kiss Andy Chung"
-Dave Emmens

[BrianPark]

Preston Blackie MUH FUGGA!
"I fully hit my face on the bars, and I didn't even break any teeth"

[Emmens]

"Ian axx is probably the worst mountain biker ever" - Tuff extra footage, Andy Chung


I'm pretty sure that's not even in there.

-Mark

[Emmens]

"I'm not gay, i just really want to kiss Andy Chung"
-Dave Emmens


This is best quotes ever, not biggest lies ever told before the comma, whole truths after the comma.

-Mark

[BrianPark]

I'm pretty sure that's not even in there.

-Mark
Mark, it's in some SUPER SECRET footage.

[Danny K]

Double Super Secret Probation

[StuKen]

"It's not my nuts, it's the part just above them"


" I didn't hit my nuts, I hit just above them"

Preston Blackie, NSX 3. He's wearing a green jersey and he has bleach blond hair. I've seen that movie to many times.

[ES-OH-ES]

"kamloops dirt is the best tasting dirt around" Wade Simmons in Kranked 1

"Aarons Glasses Cam, Life through the eyes of Aaron. Shit, no wonder he does all them big gaps, that shit looks small through here"
From after the end credits in RISE

2 of my favorites

[Axl]

"kamloops dirt is the best tasting dirt around" Wade Simmons in Kranked 1

"Aarons Glasses Cam, Life through the eyes of Aaron. Shit, no wonder he does all them big gaps, that shit looks small through here"
From after the end credits in RISE

2 of my favorites

great call on the RISE quote - I totally forgot about that one but I loved it too. The funny voice it's said with makes it hilarious too.

We should have had people posting mp3s of their favorite quotes for full effect.

[snizzy]

"I broke my leg !!!" ..... Wade Simmons, NSX 6


BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that is quite possibly the best part of that whole movie.

i also like...

"man we are like those guys who skateboard...the boys of dogtown?"
and you can thank yours truely for that one.

[B RAD]

Double Super Secret Probation
hahaahaha Animal House, that movie is so funny "im a zit....get it?" haha

[woodlotrider]

"You can still ride it" I think it was dangerous dan in nsx III about the taco'd wheel, but i can't remember exactly.

[Col. Craig]

"i feel like kellogs. Two scoops of fruit."- Daryl Knelson