Karen
12-24-2005, 07:42 PM
1 cup water 4 large eggs
1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup nuts
1 cup sugar 2 cup dried fruit
1 tsp. salt 1 cup butter
1 cup brown sugar 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
*test the Cuervo to check quality
*take a large bowl...check the Cuervo again to be sure it is the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink.
*turn on electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in large fluffy bowl.
*add 1 tsp. sugar...beat again.
*at this point its best make sure the Cuervo is still OK...try another cup...just in case.
*turn off the mixer thingy.
*break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in 1 cup of dried fruit.
*pick the friggin fruit off the floor...mix on the turner.
*if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry loose with a drewscriver.
*sample the Cuervo to check tonsistencity.
*next sift 2 cups of salt...or something...who giveshz a sheet.
*check the Cose Juervo again.
*now sift the lemon juice and check your nuts
*add one table...add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
*greash the oven.
*turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall in.
*don't forget to beat off the turner.
*finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup nuts
1 cup sugar 2 cup dried fruit
1 tsp. salt 1 cup butter
1 cup brown sugar 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
*test the Cuervo to check quality
*take a large bowl...check the Cuervo again to be sure it is the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink.
*turn on electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in large fluffy bowl.
*add 1 tsp. sugar...beat again.
*at this point its best make sure the Cuervo is still OK...try another cup...just in case.
*turn off the mixer thingy.
*break 2 leggs and add to bowl and chuck in 1 cup of dried fruit.
*pick the friggin fruit off the floor...mix on the turner.
*if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry loose with a drewscriver.
*sample the Cuervo to check tonsistencity.
*next sift 2 cups of salt...or something...who giveshz a sheet.
*check the Cose Juervo again.
*now sift the lemon juice and check your nuts
*add one table...add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
*greash the oven.
*turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall in.
*don't forget to beat off the turner.
*finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.