so.... I mowed down some school kids today....

[builttoride]

the stupid pricks didn't look before stepping right out into the road right infront of me from behind a big van. I had about 1meter to react and would guess I was cruising at a happy 20mph, fairly fast, but not ripping it. luckily I had monsters to see them off, but I kinda half bailed over the bars, and half round them, and landed on top of the 3 morons, sqishing them nicely.
there were about erm... 15 I'd guess, spoilt brat types.:mad:
the one I hit had a bit of a gash in his arm I think from my brake lever mount, and he was pushed into the other 2 who both feel over, and then i landed more or less on them, the one at the bottom thought he had broken his wrist, but was just being a woose!
they did admit it was their fault, but only cos I think they were scared of me, cos I was like bigger than them and on a big bad ass bike.
was funny looking back on it, but I really wish people wuld look out for bikes, and not just cars!

neways you will be glad to hear that my bike was not harmed at all in this wee collision.:D

[corey@nsmb.com]

Monster T is much like a battering ram at times. Luckily you weren't driving a car!

They got :cuffs: OWNAGE

[SyC cHyLd]

Originally posted by builttoride
I think they were scared of me, cos I was like bigger than them and on a big bad ass bike.


hehehe

krazy keith

[Draco Rider]

Originally posted by Mulletron
Monster T is much like a battering ram at times. Luckily you weren't driving a car!

They got :cuffs: OWNAGE

More of 18 wheeler Dam destroyer for those who get in the way ta the wrong time.

[builttoride]

yeah the monsters kinda acted like a plow, and my 3" gazzi mowed them into the ground, big bikes rule! :P

yeah I had my hat on, wich means I am in KrazyKeith mode!:P

[TokSik]

You need a cow catcher on the front of your bike!
:lol:

[Pennywise]

:lol: great story

stupid punks not lookin both ways got :cuffs:

[builttoride]

yip even the discoman would have been proud, although if I had stayed on my bike it would have been better!:D

and the kids didn't look either way!:mad: lucky punks!

if they had caused damage to my bike by some freak occurance, I would have been sooo pissed with them, I might have even shouted at them!
I'm not really the shouting type though.

[Jee Force]

hahaha keith.

I was riding some palets in front of a store and was just dropping off them and this dude walks out of the door and i smoked into him. he flips out and starts swearing at me and kicking my bike. i was too shocked to do anything:lol:
Blaine, shane and fitzy just stood across the street laughing:lol:

good times...

[Shane]

Originally posted by Jee Force
hahaha keith.

I was riding some palets in front of a store and was just dropping off them and this dude walks out of the door and i smoked into him. he flips out and starts swearing at me and kicking my bike. i was too shocked to do anything:lol:
Blaine, shane and fitzy just stood across the street laughing:lol:

good times...

That was hilarious, like 5 people that work in the store came out too:lol:

[builttoride]

Originally posted by Jee Force
hahaha keith.

I was riding some palets in front of a store and was just dropping off them and this dude walks out of the door and i smoked into him. he flips out and starts swearing at me and kicking my bike. i was too shocked to do anything:lol:
Blaine, shane and fitzy just stood across the street laughing:lol:

good times...

bwahahaha,
if these guys had freaked at me, i would have ridden off terrified, i recon!?
nah, infact i think i would have laughed first, then ridden off.

[manalogue]

Some cha-chi's walked out infront of me last night when I was riding down Granville. They didn't bother looking beforre the crossed the street. I was feeling like a bit of a prick so I rode right in front of them, totally freaking them out. I should have hit one of them...they were on their way to the Roxy I think...could have saved them from a terrible time.

[cheeba rider]

Originally posted by builttoride
yip even the discoman would have been proud

I think you lived with guy for to long last summer Keith and all his bad points washed off on you :lol: But like you say, I dout he would have fallen off his bike. I can picture you screaming " get the fuck out my way biatch's " :cool: Glad you survived, next time try carrying more speed it will help stabalize your bike after the anitial hit.

[Shore for Sure]

:D

[builttoride]

Originally posted by cheeba rider
I think you lived with guy for to long last summer Keith and all his bad points washed off on you :lol: But like you say, I dout he would have fallen off his bike. I can picture you screaming " get the fuck out my way biatch's " :cool: Glad you survived, next time try carrying more speed it will help stabalize your bike after the anitial hit.

words from a man who obviously has some experience!:D

I'll remeber that next time. I never really shouted like most of the vps crew on a-line, I just waited politely and got down half an hour after the other guys, or squeezed by.:)

[NooNer]

hahahahaha ... dude thats rad!!!

one time i was crusing down lonsdale in north van on my bmx ... i was uper hung over and really stoned. then this stupid lady ran out of subway trying to get the bus and she got smoked. a few of my friends were behind me and one of em got grabbed, but he managed to get away. this chick just clipped my bars but she ate it, and her purse and all its contents went flying everywhere. yet somehow she managed to hold onto her precious subway. i guess she was a hungry girl. :lol:

[fitzy]

Originally posted by Jee Force
hahaha keith.

I was riding some palets in front of a store and was just dropping off them and this dude walks out of the door and i smoked into him. he flips out and starts swearing at me and kicking my bike. i was too shocked to do anything:lol:
Blaine, shane and fitzy just stood across the street laughing:lol:

good times...

hahaha
remember that time i was almost squashed by that minivan in shawnigan? holy shit, if he put on the brakes half a second later i wouldnt have been toast.
:crazy:

[Norman]

Originally posted by Jee Force
hahaha keith.

I was riding some palets in front of a store and was just dropping off them and this dude walks out of the door and i smoked into him. he flips out and starts swearing at me and kicking my bike. i was too shocked to do anything:lol:
Blaine, shane and fitzy just stood across the street laughing:lol:

good times...

hahahaha omg all i could do was stand there and laugh my ass off. but if it was my bike he kicked, fuck i woulda went ape shit. lol, those pallets are hilarious. whats funny is shane and i just rode those in front of you, but you were slow 'cause you got hung up on that 1 foot hop up :lol:

[makeshift]

Originally posted by builttoride
luckily I had monsters to see them off

werd:D

[::Liam::]

buwahahaha theres some funny stories there in this thead lol
:lol::lol:

[shorebiker]

:lol: monster t=:cuffs: i'd love to have a bike that big hehe:o