Dirtjump sign

[DangerousDean]

Me and a couple friends have been trying to make a pack of jumps here. But they keep getting ruined by stupid kids.
They take the carpets off becuase they think they slow them down, and then they stomp down the lips and they roll over the hip and ruin the lip on that too.

I want to make a sign but i dont know what i should make it say ?

any ideas? :???:

[Rosscofat]

DO NOT TOUCH?

[DangerousDean]

thanks ross

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[Kyle the Hun]

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[Rosscofat]

thanks dean :D i havent noticed im on your ignore list since the last 12 times u posted the same thing.. lol go back to singing

[DangerousDean]

Originally posted by Kyle the Hun
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you stoled that from K-BIZLZEE!!!

there is only 1 JUMPZ!

ps: can I use that? ...

[01shore_rida]

if caught touching jumps you will become the next one

[well ridden]

"do you want to be used for fill?"

[freeeeeerider]

"fuck off"? or "wreck jumps and get raped"
kids are so homophobic it should scare them

[Faithless]

Just put,

Please respect the jumps or something.

[Faithless]

Respect The Dirt, And The Dirt Will Respect You.

[cookedbananas]

"durt jaumps"

and then put a ton of really really tiny stuff about if you screw them up the builders will chase you with chainsaws.

[sir HUCK-A-LOT]

jirt dumps

[RiDiCuLoUs]

dont touch!

[Keefer]

"These here are MAH dirt jumps. Wreck em, and I'll wreck you.

Then I'll have unprotected sex with your still warm bodies."

[spookymilk]

...then drag the bodies and give them to Uncle Jesse :eek:

[Wes]

"Fuck off retard kids"

Just a thought...

[DangerousDean]

I think im gonna put

"Dear users of DIRTJUMPS: We have worked very hard to make these jumps for the biking community. If they are above your skill level, we would really apreciate it if you did not remove the carpets from the takeoffs, and landings. Also if you would stop stomping on the lips and turning the jumps into launches. It is very agrivating to come here and see our all of our hard work and digging getting ruined.
SO PLEASE, LEAVE THE JUMPS AS THEY ARE"
Thanks, The managment.

Then on the ther side of the run in a sign saying HURTBBUMS, or dirtjumps..

[243_ht]

I can't imagine there are tonnes of kids in ft. mcmurray that wreck the jumps. Its probably the sa
me kids all the time. So just tell them nicely, that will usually work.

If they are little bitches then just act all agro and get really pissed off.

A sign wont really work.

ps. best solution is to leave your jumps and find a secret place to build

[DangerousDean]

actaully there is lots of people here who would wrekc jumps..

Kids, teenagers, and old people.
I'm gonna try the sign, and if it doesnt work im going down there , destroying the jumps and building more somewheres else

[ReCkLeSs RiDeR]

be like

Respect the jumps. Altering them in anyway is considered to be an offence and charges will be layed.

Ft. McMurray Parks

[Coop]

you need one like this:

[Zu]

Originally posted by Keefer
"These here are MAH dirt jumps. Wreck em, and I'll wreck you.

Then I'll have unprotected sex with your still warm bodies."

i vote for keefers.

[r3volution]

Originally posted by DangerousDean
actaully there is lots of people here who would wrekc jumps..

Kids, teenagers, and old people.
I'm gonna try the sign, and if it doesnt work im going down there , destroying the jumps and building more somewheres else

Don't be surprised if your sign gets stolen, Deaner.:lol:

[Loopie]

A sign won't do shit.....guaranteed.
You have to get away from "kid" range.