funny stuff

[BIKER KNOB]

I want to here some funny stories from you guys.

waky wipe outs
mess ups when fixing bikes
and what ever eals you can think of

I just need a good chuckle.

[Battlecat]

I have lots of explosives:D

[mike]

heheh theres the ever classic story of keefer, an urban ride, one sign and one crazy russian man...

[BIKER KNOB]

hahaha crazy russian man and sign that sounds good

[Leifless]

last year i just dropped in the bc cup dh course at sun peaks with a shail face at the top with 3 rollable drops in it. anyways, i always gun it through the section before that and then slow down to 'rolling' speed being the chicken i am.
so i come up to the steep part and my front brake is just shot...and i ended up clearing the whole thing touching up on the ground three times all the way down. i never had my heart beat so fast. that was on an rm6 w/ monsters.

[Flo addict]

Ha. BC Cup race2002 at the peaks - by the time I get to the last berm - the one in full view of the crowd - I'm wiped. Tired as shit. I go to rail the berm and wash out only to hear an excited announcer yell "and we have the first crash on the course" . Naturally every turns and gawks at the lame-ass carnage. Picked me and bike up and finished the last 50m of the race. Still placed second but ..how embarrassing!

[white ri0t]

Once I was road riding-which is funny in itself, and I got to a 4 way stop, and this dude on a pink elevated chainstay bike was reaching into a sedan and kicking the crap out of the kid in the back. so I stop, and see what the deal is. The kid claimed that he was just singing at him and shit. out of the blue, a pickup truck shows up and the driver hops out, starts beating up the guy on the bike, claiming he owed him 5 grand and shit. I just rode away at that point. a while later, I'm waiting at a stop sign, and this old dude asks me if I am a man or a woman, I asked him what he was and he said a man. I asked him if he was sure, he said yes. I rode away. :S

[c2skyrida]

I once shut the tip of my sausage in a dresser-drawer leaning over the dresser to look closely in the mirror. Ow. My bike was in the room too. Does that count somehow? :???: :D

[ReCkLeSs RiDeR]

I slipped on roots and then rolled of the crater on fromme:lol:

(without my bike)

[DangerousDean]

Once in whsitler , on a-line

right before the 2nd burm on the second part (after the large opening, where it splits into aline and worlcup singletrack)
this n00b on a large gemini drops in before me, and i think he'll be all hella dast cause he looks all cool on his bike with trailpimp on the rear and full face helmet whcih was blue. Well i had a ss dual24" hardtail. So i d0rpin right behind him, he kinda gets ahead a bit we both rail through the first burm i round the corner and see a big group of people oneachside bikes na stuff all on the side of trail chillin. the n00b hits the table does a big n00bie moto whip, and i hit it right after him huge stylin table top, i see him land sideways (being the n00b he is/was) he eats it i land, he jumps to the right, luckly i turned left without knowing which way he was going, i barley missed his n00bie ugly ass flatland alberta face with my pedal by inches. It was a funny day

[ReCkLeSs RiDeR]

Style on a-line etc. is so ugly if your low to the ground, unless your going really fast Imo.

[DangerousDean]

Originally posted by ReCkLeSs RiDeR
Style on a-line etc. is so ugly if your low to the ground, unless your going really fast Imo.

learn how to boost bigger then n00b

[ReCkLeSs RiDeR]

stfu stay in hick town

[freerider guy]

^^ don't start trash talking now surrey

[cookedbananas]

:lol:

[DangerousDean]

Originally posted by ReCkLeSs RiDeR
stfu stay in hick town

i own you :cuffs: n00b