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parts
08-09-2003, 09:36 AM
In case anyone's into a slightly different kind of Urban ride:
Velolove Announcements - Vancouver, BC
Bikesexual Fetish Ride - Saturday, August 9
Join a fun ride through Vancouver in your funky bike wear, bikesexual wear, sexy evening wear, or fetish wear on the Bikesexual Fetish Ride of the Summer. We hit the streets and cycle around showing everyone our fine assets to all those smelly cars.
The ride winds up at Club 23 West where you can then join us to dance the night away at SinCity Fetish Night which is now open until 4 a.m. For SinCity you need to dress fetish, sexually daring, or in costume. Fetish wear includes: pleather, lace, costume, cross-dress, latex, body paint, etc... (if you have any questions about an outfit, just contact us)
For this month's ride you can meet us around 7 p.m. at apt 410 at 1688 east 4th, right at 4th and Commercial drive, where you can get dressed and socialize before we head out at 8:15 p.m. or you can meet us at 8:30 p.m. at the south end of Davie at Marinaside Cresc as we ride by.
To get a discount at the SinCity door, email us to get on the doorlist.
Info: bykesexualbabe@hotpop.com
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Speed Racer
08-09-2003, 02:04 PM
oh no
bikeaddict
08-09-2003, 03:18 PM
sounds like fun:rolleyes: hahaha...i like the sexy evening wear
Zaskar
08-09-2003, 03:51 PM
this girl i know is in to all that. shes not bi. but shes a clothing designer and does fetish influenced clothes. my big book o' punk goes alot in to it cuz thats what the SEX shop in London was all about. Malcom McLaren owned it and most of the sex pistols gear was from there.
Keefer
08-10-2003, 01:17 AM
I remember an Urban awhile ago there was a ride like that going through downtown. People all dressed weird and stuff.
Fetishes eh?
Zaskar
08-10-2003, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by Keefer
I remember an Urban awhile ago there was a ride like that going through downtown. People all dressed weird and stuff.
Fetishes eh?
LIZARD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :thepimp:
i remember that
snortpickle
08-10-2003, 04:03 AM
Ok so let me get this right. An en masse display of nudity on two wheels to make some kind of point to motorists? Oh well..you heard the lady..show up in nothing but padding and a fullface. Personally I'm not feeling the idea of riding around in a parade of fetishists. As in my experience only the professional performers/artists actually look good in latex and the rest of the crowd consists of a saddening display of skinny old men in leather hats, grossly overweight militant lesbians who beg to differ on who should get to wear a size 6 corsette and a variety of college horndogs dressed up in their interpretation of "fetish" gear highly disapointed by the lack of purdy people thus drinking thus getting into fights. To be honoust I think the whole ordeal is a sad and pathetic attempt to be pseudo-shocking and I don't see what the proverbial fuck it has to do with riding a bike.
Action Hero
08-10-2003, 04:45 AM
YEAHYEAH, I'M IN!!!!!! I'll crack out the whip and leather ;)
Lady Gravity
08-10-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by snortpickle
Ok so let me get this right. An en masse display of nudity on two wheels to make some kind of point to motorists? Oh well..you heard the lady..show up in nothing but padding and a fullface. Personally I'm not feeling the idea of riding around in a parade of fetishists. As in my experience only the professional performers/artists actually look good in latex and the rest of the crowd consists of a saddening display of skinny old men in leather hats, grossly overweight militant lesbians who beg to differ on who should get to wear a size 6 corsette and a variety of college horndogs dressed up in their interpretation of "fetish" gear highly disapointed by the lack of purdy people thus drinking thus getting into fights. To be honoust I think the whole ordeal is a sad and pathetic attempt to be pseudo-shocking and I don't see what the proverbial fuck it has to do with riding a bike.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:werd: you pretty much got that in a nutshell
somehow i'm not too crazy about wearing s&m gear to ride a bike :S
freerideforever
08-10-2003, 11:46 PM
You guys get all the good stuff. If i lived in Van i'd be so in. Haha... something about biking naked is exciting :D
-Nate
dont rag on something you've never seen or been on. i went on one for a bit and the people are nice and they rides are entertaining to say the least. the attire isn't my cup of tea but the people are pretty intereesting. and it was only for a bit guys so dont get no funny ideas about me.
but basically dont diss what you dont know
Action Hero
08-11-2003, 03:12 AM
Originally posted by Lady Gravity
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:werd: you pretty much got that in a nutshell
somehow i'm not too crazy about wearing s&m gear to ride a bike :S
We should have one in the Tri Cities.....I know you'd be down, lets see the freakay inside yah! :D
beer is good fof r yuou fbeer is gooid fofr you byes its ftreue beer is good for you wooooo ugly lady turnwsns yko bieiytnwey spears
parts
08-11-2003, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by Lady Gravity
somehow i'm not too crazy about wearing s&m gear to ride a bike :S
so on what occasions DO you prefer to slide into your S&M gear- grocery shopping, picking the kids up from school?
snortpickle
08-11-2003, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by parts
so on what occasions DO you prefer to slide into your S&M gear- grocery shopping, picking the kids up from school?
Oh please, go peddle your incredibly original extravaganza somewhere else. S&M gear would be good for exploring Sado Masochistic tendencies in the bedroom/dungeon. You frickin' trend-bunnies annoy me 'till no end. Doesn't hot topic have a sale you need to be at?
sweet i wanna go. i just have to decide which outfit i want to wear. maybe i'll go with the spiked harness, ball gag, and rubber boots. :)
SIDESHOW
08-11-2003, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by snortpickle
Oh please, go peddle your incredibly original extravaganza somewhere else. S&M gear would be good for exploring Sado Masochistic tendencies in the bedroom/dungeon. You frickin' trend-bunnies annoy me 'till no end. Doesn't hot topic have a sale you need to be at?
why don't you take your attitude, and go read sumthing else..........peeps are trying to have some fun....that's all, and it's obvious you don't get it.
why don't you think before you type. Just so you know one of the best St. Anne parties ever was of an S&M theme. Tell the Marquis de Sade, that after hundreds of years folks still get nasty with their dark sides, and then we'll talk trendy-rabbits.
I hope your sex partner enjoys the missionary position, and remember sex is only to make babies!!
Originally posted by SIDESHOW
I hope your sex partner enjoys the missionary position, and remember sex is only to make babies!!
ahahahaahaahaa :lol: ownage
parts
08-11-2003, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by snortpickle
Oh please, go peddle your incredibly original extravaganza somewhere else. S&M gear would be good for exploring Sado Masochistic tendencies in the bedroom/dungeon. You frickin' trend-bunnies annoy me 'till no end. Doesn't hot topic have a sale you need to be at?
let me guess you're one of those people that also always has a hard time figuring out if people are laughing with or at you.
lighten up
snortpickle
08-11-2003, 12:16 PM
I'm just tired and sick of these annoying twats that prance around in their leather undies for whatever reason they can dream up. "Oh it's fun"... no. All you're doing is making an ass out of yourself in your pursuit of shock-n-awe "us against them"-giggly type bullshit. You wouldn't be the first bunch of retards to implement said technique. Coming from a country where they have *insert sexual preference here*-pride parades everytime a fucking baby seal farts I'm fed up with this kind of idiotic nonsense. Now this has nothing to do with me not being open to whatever sexual exploration, hell I even had sex with the lights on once. This has to do with being bored with public displays of stupidity. Especially when there's an attempt to tie it in with some sort of cause. ie: "showing" the motorists. But yeah you go have fun cheeksqueezing your way around town, and I'm sure you'll be able to convince yourself what you're doing is amazingly fabulous. I for one am fucking sick of being the "liberal" dutchie.
PS: This heatwave crap has both me, my shetland pony and my latex thong in a foul mood.
Heatmizer
08-11-2003, 02:39 PM
Snortpickle for Prime Minister !!!!!!!!!!!!
I like that attitude.
PS - if you get elected, could you please kick all those damned frogs out of Quebec - just to the ocean would be fine :D
Action Hero
08-12-2003, 03:45 AM
Originally posted by snortpickle
I'm just tired and sick of these annoying twats that prance around in their leather undies for whatever reason they can dream up. "Oh it's fun"... no. All you're doing is making an ass out of yourself in your pursuit of shock-n-awe "us against them"-giggly type bullshit. You wouldn't be the first bunch of retards to implement said technique. Coming from a country where they have *insert sexual preference here*-pride parades everytime a fucking baby seal farts I'm fed up with this kind of idiotic nonsense. Now this has nothing to do with me not being open to whatever sexual exploration, hell I even had sex with the lights on once. This has to do with being bored with public displays of stupidity. Especially when there's an attempt to tie it in with some sort of cause. ie: "showing" the motorists. But yeah you go have fun cheeksqueezing your way around town, and I'm sure you'll be able to convince yourself what you're doing is amazingly fabulous. I for one am fucking sick of being the "liberal" dutchie.
PS: This heatwave crap has both me, my shetland pony and my latex thong in a foul mood.
So, where's the kinkiest place you've ever done it? ;)
snortpickle
08-12-2003, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by Action Hero
So, where's the kinkiest place you've ever done it? ;)
Haha hrmm..in front of a large (streetlevel) window on a busy street. I wasn't really paying attention but I think some eyeballs definately left their sockets that day. :???:
Action Hero
08-12-2003, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by snortpickle
Haha hrmm..in front of a large (streetlevel) window on a busy street. I wasn't really paying attention but I think some eyeballs definately left their sockets that day. :???:
Well arn't you just a proper poni!
Have a drink and loosin' up with the rest of us starch pants! :) :beer:
snortpickle
08-12-2003, 04:21 AM
Teehee..temperatures dropping. Red haze fading. Capable of interaction again. :love:
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