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sleeper
11-04-2009, 04:42 AM
Why.




Lady Gravity
11-04-2009, 04:43 AM
they like chauvanistic men?

the flying moose
11-04-2009, 04:44 AM
Why.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/paul-hogan-as_michael-j-crocodile-dundee.jpg

I'm a guy and even he makes me moist.

sleeper
11-04-2009, 04:45 AM
they like chauvanistic men?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7589382.stm


Fail

the flying moose
11-04-2009, 04:46 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7589382.stm


Fail

yeah cuz they are all in whistler.

yea ok!
11-04-2009, 05:00 AM
edited by Mod: wrong answer
run out of money
find no job
have parents buy their ticket back

sleeper
11-04-2009, 05:01 AM
see above post....
run out of money
find no job
have parents buy their ticket back


interesting.

Straya
11-04-2009, 05:05 AM
Because I'm here.

kperras
11-04-2009, 05:05 AM
??

Midas
11-04-2009, 05:08 AM
run out of money
find no job
have parents buy their ticket back

Australia is Canada, with funny accecents and a shitload less responsibility... buecase the responsibilities of a girl 18-21 in canada are so fucking much to deal with.

sleeper
11-04-2009, 05:11 AM
So I should move to australia to get more canadian tail?

enduramil
11-04-2009, 05:16 AM
Australia is Canada, with funny accecents and a shitload less responsibility... buecase the responsibilities of a girl 18-21 in canada are so fucking much to deal with.

Bingo.

PUNKY
11-04-2009, 05:18 AM
Australia is Canada, with funny accecents and a shitload less responsibility... buecase the responsibilities of a girl 18-21 in canada are so fucking much to deal with.
and with m0ar poisonous shit too

Fast Orange
11-04-2009, 05:25 AM
Cuz aussie guys are such bad boys.

GeoffG
11-04-2009, 05:26 AM
run out of money
find no job
have parents buy their ticket back

Sounds about right.

LOBOTIDULATOR
11-04-2009, 05:30 AM
because they want to live a fantasy. or be like australia girls, who are fucking nuts

sleeper
11-04-2009, 05:35 AM
because they want to live a fantasy. or be like australia girls, who are fucking nuts

this may be the third relationship I get into where the girls dream is to move to australia in a year or so

GeoffG
11-04-2009, 05:35 AM
You should stop wasting your time with girls and start dating women, Simon.

Midas
11-04-2009, 05:39 AM
Cuz aussie guys are such bad boys.

I watched Wolfcreek and all I could do was laugh at every word out of the dudes mouth.

sleeper
11-04-2009, 05:40 AM
You should stop wasting your time with girls and start dating women, Simon.

This seems to be the general consensus of everyone.

the flying moose
11-04-2009, 05:41 AM
You should stop wasting your time with girls and start dating women, Simon.

yeah bag a couple cougars.

AmCan
11-04-2009, 05:43 AM
this may be the third relationship I get into where the girls dream is to move to australia in a year or so

What's her name? I'll be there in a year or so, make sure to look her up!

white ri0t
11-04-2009, 05:48 AM
It's a good place to get cornrow hair.

sleeper
11-04-2009, 05:49 AM
What's her name? I'll be there in a year or so, make sure to look her up!

Hahahahahaha
HA

GeoffG
11-04-2009, 05:50 AM
Hahahahahaha
HA

Move to Europe with me.

PUNKY
11-04-2009, 05:51 AM
Move to Europe with me.it will be hard for him to flee back to bc in the middle of the night

sleeper
11-04-2009, 05:51 AM
Move to Europe with me.

LOL


But seriously where?

GeoffG
11-04-2009, 05:53 AM
LOL


But seriously where?

I don't know yet. I'll be there in 6 years. The UK or Germany are looking good.

the flying moose
11-04-2009, 05:54 AM
it will be hard for him to flee back to bc in the middle of the night

i lol'd.

sleeper
11-04-2009, 05:55 AM
I don't know yet. I'll be there in 6 years. The UK or Germany are looking good.


Are you going to buy a place? or just stay for like 1 year type deal?

GeoffG
11-04-2009, 05:56 AM
Are you going to buy a place? or just stay for like 1 year type deal?

Probably buy. I would easily stay for at least two years. Probably max of 5.

sleeper
11-04-2009, 05:58 AM
Probably buy. I would easily stay for at least two years. Probably max of 5.

interesting.
Is this after you graduate?

GeoffG
11-04-2009, 06:02 AM
After my doctorate:lol:.

AmCan
11-04-2009, 06:02 AM
I thought I was going to make a friend :(

Thanks buzzkillington...

parts
11-04-2009, 06:03 AM
I watched Wolfcreek and all I could do was laugh at every word out of the dudes mouth.

sick dude, Wolfcreek is so not a comedy!

Australia
11-04-2009, 06:03 AM
Because I'm here.

Beat me to it :P

But seriously, I can think of a few reasons... on of the big ones:

Its this big ball in the sky made out of burning hydrogen (among other things) it produces heat and sunlight. We call it the sun... anyhow it visits about 330 days a year - you should look it up:coo:

We also hae these things called beaches, the surf, cuddly koalas (n.b. they won't kill you, those claws are sharp though) and a host of other cute animals (most of which will kill you - but we dont mention that in the advertisments)

But hey, Im in Vancouver atm so what the hell would I know eh? (Im going home in about a month and a half, I don't really want to go though - home means Uni - Uni means work - as opposed to being a 19 year old assistant Gym teacher in a junior school with no worries in the world (except nursing those bloody ribs WBP broke)

:aussie: Out.

sleeper
11-04-2009, 06:05 AM
After my doctorate:lol:.

I could have a doctrate in less time.
Hurry up

GeoffG
11-04-2009, 06:07 AM
I could have a doctrate in less time.
Hurry up

You could, but you would probably disappear in the middle of the night.

sleeper
11-04-2009, 06:13 AM
You could, but you would probably disappear in the middle of the night.

ZING

clarklewis
11-04-2009, 06:51 AM
it's not!


wow. didn't know the "C" word was fair game around here.
nice.

Hack On Wheels
11-04-2009, 06:53 AM
Beat me to it :P

But seriously, I can think of a few reasons... on of the big ones:

Its this big ball in the sky made out of burning hydrogen (among other things) it produces heat and sunlight. We call it the sun... anyhow it visits about 330 days a year - you should look it up:coo:

We also hae these things called beaches, the surf, cuddly koalas (n.b. they won't kill you, those claws are sharp though) and a host of other cute animals (most of which will kill you - but we dont mention that in the advertisments)

But hey, Im in Vancouver atm so what the hell would I know eh? (Im going home in about a month and a half, I don't really want to go though - home means Uni - Uni means work - as opposed to being a 19 year old assistant Gym teacher in a junior school with no worries in the world (except nursing those bloody ribs WBP broke)

:aussie: Out.

You aren't a gapper at Saints, are you?

0_o
11-04-2009, 07:01 AM
so they can drink shitty beer.

FullMonty
11-04-2009, 07:07 AM
so they can drink shitty beer.

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Faithless
11-04-2009, 07:14 AM
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L. Ron Hubbard
11-04-2009, 07:19 AM
to have lots of sexual intercourse
run out of money
find no job
have parents buy their ticket back

To be fair, that almost describes Sheid as well.

three sheets
11-04-2009, 01:24 PM
Boy are they gonna be surprised when they find out "penal colony" means something entirely different.

Midas
11-04-2009, 04:33 PM
sick dude, Wolfcreek is so not a comedy!

No, but australia is.

Couch_Surfer
11-04-2009, 04:38 PM
Think of it more like a summer exchange program. We send them our women, they send us theirs... well, you might have to chase them to whistler or europe, but that's a detail.

And Australia is awesome. Sunny and awesome. Vancouver is pretty damn good, but 7 months of rain and cloud sucks.

KenN
11-04-2009, 04:55 PM
I could have a doctrate in less time.
Hurry up

Hell, I can get a doctorate in 15 days!!

http://www.belforduniversity.org/

It's for realZ.

Kn.

kalisto
11-04-2009, 05:01 PM
I'll race ya...

L. Ron Hubbard
11-04-2009, 05:13 PM
Think of it more like a summer exchange program. We send them our women, they send us theirs... well, you might have to chase them to whistler or europe, but that's a detail.

And Australia is awesome. Sunny and awesome. Vancouver is pretty damn good, but 7 months of rain and cloud sucks.

Canadian women for Australian bros is not a good exchange.

chupacabra
11-04-2009, 05:15 PM
I think everyone 18 to 21 wants to go to Australia, it's just the girls that can afford it because they aren't spending every cent they make on liquor. It's a catch 22 sleeper, cuz if you stop buying their drinks they won't sleep with you anyway.

Madman
11-04-2009, 05:24 PM
I want to go there.

sleeper
11-04-2009, 05:39 PM
i dont buy drinks

Grimace
11-04-2009, 05:55 PM
why not go to asia and beach bum around for half a year? Instead going to aus and spending a bunch of money and pick fruit for money.

chupacabra
11-04-2009, 05:56 PM
i dont buy drinks

Then go to Australia. You may want to pry open the wallet there though.

Midas
11-04-2009, 06:29 PM
Australia:

1) seik roidah
2) Toowoomba
3) fancy a winge
4) beerburrum
5) windy jindy
7) Blinky

kperras
11-05-2009, 02:44 AM
??

I don't remember saying "??".

kperras
11-05-2009, 02:46 AM
Canadian women for Australian bros is not a good exchange.

At least someone is seeing things clearly

Sorbet
11-05-2009, 02:52 AM
Party with guys like this:qm61svN4U5g

Jens H
11-05-2009, 03:05 AM
thats gotta be the reason.

PUNKY
11-05-2009, 03:14 AM
because girls are stupid. there was a thread about this

Patrick Bateman
11-05-2009, 03:47 AM
I'd like to go there and do a semester abroad. But then I realized I'd really like a job when I graduate so I'll stick to networking and working summer internships instead of partying in Australia.

Australia
11-20-2009, 02:45 AM
You aren't a gapper at Saints, are you?

Sorry to do a slight grave dig - but I've been tracked down to my place of employment - The Revenue Service can't be far behind.

:aussie: Out.