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partbreaker
09-03-2009, 12:04 PM
got internet again, finnaly. well i know yall like crazy "american" kid storys like the ones me and kod used to tell. so here is possible the last one for me for a long ass time.

bare with me this is long

So ive been getting worse and worse as far as drugs and crime are involved right? well i got kicked out recently and had a "fun" time being high and drunk off my ass running through the woods in my boxers and NEW yeah my NEW mother fucking cowboy boots with my gf... yeah right doesnt sound like fun does it?

well lets start from the begining right... i might have to start this then finish it later as i haave court in 3 hours and ive been up all night smoking...........

well any how, i was down at the lake with my girl right? the average fun night for a teen, got drunk, got high, got some, got chased by the cops. .................................................. .wait that last part sounds shitty, i feel sorry for that guy, oh wait... thats me right? we were all fucked up, and fucking in the lake, when a cop rolls past the boat dock, patrols, and notices my music is on in my truck, stops and checks out my truck right? so im scared shittless because inside my truck is 4 oz of purp hydro, bars, cigs, papers, bonds ect ect.... he walks back to his car after OPENING MY GODDAMNED TRUCK AND LOOKING AROUND!!!! by now im litterally SHITTING BRICKS. so we wait and he dont leave. desides maybe he could catch me.

me and my babe deside "lets get it on" while the cop is there. well she made a noice. well, more a moan. ok scratch that she pretty much fucking screams " OMG GIVE ME MORE" and the cop is on us like white on rice.
keep reading down below this for more



















sorry this is gonna take to long and court is coming up. i will finish it later




zahgurim
09-03-2009, 12:25 PM
Aw shit... Hope you don't get thrown in the clink, and can come back and finish your story.

And get your girl a ball-gag, for taking it big quietly.

Loopie
09-03-2009, 12:39 PM
This is an even suckier version of Penthouse Forum circa 1987 right?

Feral
09-03-2009, 02:32 PM
This is an even suckier version of Penthouse Forum circa 1987 right?

At least those were edited for spelling and continuity.

biggles604
09-03-2009, 04:01 PM
by now im litterally SHITTING BRICKS.

Shitting bricks must hurt. Did you keep them? You never know when a brick is going to be useful.

I still think it's funny that PB has better spelling and grammar than a lot of board members here.

DaveM
09-03-2009, 04:03 PM
who are you again?

biggles604
09-03-2009, 04:08 PM
who are you again?

I'm noone of consequence.

XXX_er
09-03-2009, 04:17 PM
y'know I managed to do all that kind of shit while still holding down a job with a multi-national corporation ,never got arrested ,never got killed ,never got religion ... get your shit together you fucking loser

DaveM
09-03-2009, 04:18 PM
I don't understand why he calls her his "girl" when "her" name is Bruce

Heatmizer
09-03-2009, 04:21 PM
Illegal drugs in truck - check
Cop searching truck - check
Might as well fuck a girl one last time before I go to jail - check check check

Mic
09-03-2009, 04:39 PM
:lol:

Madman
09-03-2009, 04:46 PM
I smell bull farting.

Adam West
09-03-2009, 04:54 PM
god bless america

Gimp Pimp
09-03-2009, 05:27 PM
I don't understand why he calls her his "girl" when "her" name is Bruce

maybe that's his future cell mate

Jimmy-James
09-03-2009, 06:13 PM
Could someone with some freetime please compile all of partbreaker's threads and put them together in a file and post on here. I would love to print it off and get it bound as a soft cover bathroom ready.

best selllers list here we come.

we could call it.... Memoirs of a 'Merican

yea ok!
09-03-2009, 06:37 PM
when you said you were getting worse with you drugs i was expecting alot for than pot.
but whyd you have a QP on you? were you dealing?

Dropsonde
09-03-2009, 06:46 PM
trying to hard

obvious

dude pb you should start doing dxm

Bowen
09-03-2009, 06:59 PM
I can't believe I just read this shit.

BrownBear
09-03-2009, 07:08 PM
I can't believe I just read this shit.

that was the best thing I've read today. FML.

Straw
09-03-2009, 07:21 PM
y'know I managed to do all that kind of shit while still holding down a job with a multi-national corporation ,never got arrested ,never got killed ,never got religion ... get your shit together you fucking loser

??

OK?

gerewh0re
09-03-2009, 07:23 PM
I don't understand why he calls her his "girl" when "her" name is Bruce

when you are "taking it big" from someone and call him a girl it is not ghe.... oh wait, yeah it still is

gooch
09-03-2009, 07:55 PM
-she said you're moviing with your auntie and uncle in bel air?

BNoel
09-03-2009, 08:41 PM
4 oz of purp hydro eh. ya ok... whats that, like a million dollars in texas? where did u get that kinda cheddar son? i smell bullshit.

brian
09-03-2009, 09:57 PM
Somebody messed with Texas's gene pool

jbazett
09-03-2009, 10:05 PM
4 oz of purp hydro eh. ya ok... whats that, like a million dollars in texas? where did u get that kinda cheddar son? i smell bullshit.

Psssht, he obviously meant 4 grams of shake, that was slightly purple-ish and grown near power lines......

SkunkworkS
09-03-2009, 11:19 PM
Did you meet your GF on JJ.am too like the last one?

Bowen
09-03-2009, 11:23 PM
Somebody messed with Texas's gene pool

It's called incest.

Bushman
09-04-2009, 02:06 AM
SmVAWKfJ4Go

aShogunNamedMarcus
09-04-2009, 03:18 AM
4 oz of purp hydro eh. ya ok... whats that, like a million dollars in texas? where did u get that kinda cheddar son? i smell bullshit.

You bet me to it.

He may have a court date but its probably for a stat charge.

Usul
09-04-2009, 03:21 AM
Oh the suspense...

Why would anyone take the risk of having weed in their vehicle in the good ol USA (specially Texas) let alone 4 Ohs?

Squamch
09-04-2009, 03:33 AM
4 oz of purp hydro eh. ya ok... whats that, like a million dollars in texas? where did u get that kinda cheddar son? i smell bullshit.

that's what I was thinking.

Sorbet
09-09-2009, 01:30 AM
What happened next? I want to hear more of teh story.

BNoel
09-09-2009, 01:32 AM
he smoked the dank nugs

GeoffG
09-09-2009, 01:55 AM
Poor Reese:(.

stew44
09-09-2009, 05:22 AM
I'm confused why a girl would sleep with pb.

thatgirl
09-09-2009, 05:24 AM
I'm still waiting for the conclusion to this story. Don't they have the interweb in american prisons?

HappyGilmore
09-09-2009, 06:38 AM
Well at least this partial story kicks ass on the 'wbp thief caught' hanger. Sign me up for the PB coffee table book.

Lady Gravity
09-09-2009, 06:45 AM
Well at least this partial story kicks ass on the 'wbp thief caught' hanger. Sign me up for the PB coffee table book.

i think that story is just about to be posted...

[email protected]
09-09-2009, 10:47 PM
Hurray! He's back!

three sheets
09-10-2009, 12:03 AM
???

Rufus
09-10-2009, 02:36 AM
"What the hell, I'm going to jail. I might as well fill you full of lake water. Enjoy even more STD's while I get my ass opened up like a auditorium double door".

I still don't believe 98% of what this kid posts but I do think that he has a career in the book industry.

Some of his stories are almost as good as this: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/I-Hope-They-Serve-Beer-in-Hell/Tucker-Max/e/9780806527284 but not that good. This book is pure gold.

Gimp Pimp
09-10-2009, 03:31 AM
"What the hell, I'm going to jail. I might as well fill you full of lake water. Enjoy even more STD's while I get my ass opened up like a auditorium double door".


awesome. sigged

Sorbet
09-10-2009, 06:24 AM
Some of his stories are almost as good as this: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/I-Hope-They-Serve-Beer-in-Hell/Tucker-Max/e/9780806527284 but not that good. This book is pure gold.

Tucker Max is god.

schoenrock
09-10-2009, 06:24 AM
http://www.nataliedee.com/021104/tryouts.jpg

Carbuncle
09-10-2009, 06:31 AM
^Bwaaaahahahaha...^

Somebody rep this for me!

PUNKY
09-10-2009, 06:33 AM
Im scared of what will be sent back

Tim Allen
09-10-2009, 06:35 AM
:lol:

tFly
09-10-2009, 08:48 AM
Some of his stories are almost as good as this: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/I-Hope-They-Serve-Beer-in-Hell/Tucker-Max/e/9780806527284 but not that good. This book is pure gold.

PLZ don't compare this texan illiterate to tucker max.. kthxbai